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‘Kenbo’ Bringin’ the ‘Heat’

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So here’s a clip of Frank Shamrock giving some predictions for EliteXC’s October 4th event. What caught my attention was the fact that EliteXC has quietly announced a title for the show, which they’ve included in the video. It’s called “Heat,” and even though it’s just three weeks away, this is the first time I’ve seen it. Pretty lazy, if you ask me. I’m sure we could come up with some more fitting titles. I’ll start…

“The Old Can and the G
“Miami Pound Machine”
“$kala’s Last Stand”
“Maybe That Chick From American Gladiators Will Show Her Tits, You Never Know”

Any other suggestions?

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MMA Wannabe- September 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Is there anyone else that hopes for the double knock out, followed by liberal amounts of STFU?
shutupandfight- September 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm
"When a can loves a whoopin.".......OUTSTANDING!
Lulabelle- September 12, 2008 at 11:56 am
Ken Shamrock fights like old people f^*&....... I hope that Kimbo beats Ken and then actually anus rapes him in the ring. That would turn me on!
whackapole- September 12, 2008 at 11:54 am
I am sick and tired of Ken Shamrock. Will you please go away and retire already? Ken, you are so old that when you fart, dust comes out of your A hole.
punchdrunk- September 12, 2008 at 11:51 am
How about the latest two Dick Tracy super criminals.... "Barbed Wire Beard and Pruneface"......
Clyde- September 12, 2008 at 11:12 am
"Blackenstein Vs the mummy"
(they'll probably have ken beaten up before the show so he'll have to come in bandaged up and to make sure he's already barely conscious)

"We'll push this guy until you fucking like him"

"like the WWF but more rigged"

Is this going to become the new caption contest BTW? My vote is for See B.S.
Aric- September 12, 2008 at 1:18 am
Thanks guys!

If Ben and Ben want to do something for me I'll happily give away a few copies of my own book on here...hint, hint.
Tire changer- September 11, 2008 at 7:50 pm
"EliteXC: Seriously?, no, no, really... seriously?"
russell- September 11, 2008 at 7:11 pm
"would have got circus midgets but they had too much dignity"
tez- September 11, 2008 at 7:08 pm
"What's on the Oxygen Channel?"
im baked- September 11, 2008 at 7:08 pm
how gay does he look and sound? lol
No1Dad- September 11, 2008 at 6:30 pm
“Last Can Standing”


Oh... if only.
Joe- September 11, 2008 at 4:19 pm
"Curious George VS. Ken Shamrock"

"OMG - You Killed... Ken"

"There's Something about Gina" (I want to rock her)
slapjaw ackrite- September 11, 2008 at 3:29 pm
EliteXC Going Green - Recycled Cans
J- September 11, 2008 at 3:00 pm
How bout:

"only worth watching cuz its free"
Harry Triangle- September 11, 2008 at 2:44 pm
"Will fall down for food"
Old, Bald and Irish- September 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm
@ "Aric"

“Last Can Standing”


Come on Ben & Ben, "Aric" deserves something for that! Give him a book or one of those Serious Pimp shirts.

By the way, I love "Kenbo". Frank cracks me up.
Geriatric Peon- September 11, 2008 at 2:33 pm
"Fail: Ken will do it better than Thompson"
skidding- September 11, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Okay, Aric, it's on. (I like your Violence in the Fall one)

"An irresistible farce meets an unretirable object."
"When a can loves a whoopin"
"The Lord of Injuring: The return of the Ken"
"The Dark Suge Knight"
"Indiana Jones and the Kimbo of the Broken Skull"
"Saved by the Bell: The Cauliflower Ears" (Applies to the James Thompson fight)
"Harry Fighter and the Deathly HeadBlows"
Farthammer- September 11, 2008 at 2:28 pm
"Live re-enactment of the hillbilly scene in Deliverance"
skidding- September 11, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Caught between Shamrock and a beard face.
Aric- September 11, 2008 at 1:59 pm
"Last Can Standing"
"Over in 60 Seconds"
"Any Given Payday"
"Government Cheese"
"Violence in the Fall"
"See B. S."
Bundy- September 11, 2008 at 1:58 pm
How bout " Cause a N****'s gotta eat"
justin- September 11, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Foregone Conclusion