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Keyboard Warriors #3: The Ream

If you missed Keyboard Warriors Monday, hey thanks. Nice to know someone actually appreciates all I do to entertain you jerkfaces. For the rest of you: hey guess what i did?

Yup, prepare yourselves for KBW #3! In the aftermath of the weekend’s Strikeforce action, Dana takes the time to address the heavyweights, evaluate their performances, and fill them in on his short terms plans. And his long term plans. Say what you will, but Big Daddy White dreams big, son.

If you are interested in 100% made up conversations between characters that are mostly fabrications, come on in and enjoy. Feel free to comment your little hands off. If you don’t like comedy … well, i’ve got nothing for you.

Why do you keep coming here again?

As always, thanks to Christopher and those jokers at WithLeather.



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dranokills- June 23, 2011 at 5:57 pm
By the post count alone it goes without saying how well this has went over.
your doing a superb job REX my friend.
But damn it you beat me to it you called your own count on how many times Dana said FUCK...thats not fair. thats exactly what I was counting.
FrontKick Dentist- June 23, 2011 at 6:47 am
Dana referencing first anal very fucking funny.
fatbellyfrank- June 23, 2011 at 12:16 am
^ " To da moon Alice, I tell ya, to da moon"
rockhuddy- June 22, 2011 at 9:28 pm

fatbellyfrank- June 22, 2011 at 5:39 pm
nice work Rex, chuckles aplenty, I can just imagine Dana facepalming Tim Sylvia with a "Yeah, thanks Tim, whatever Tim", so now we got KBW's, Onthis day in MMA, articles of the calibre of MRuss's interview with G-Sot, G-Sot stating CP is the first site he checks everyday,Its all on the up Tater Warriors
Shaky- June 22, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Gladheateher Says: "Ya, really not that funny. Too many people are talking in one single conversation, are all these people sitting in a circle?", it's called keyboard warriors. They are that's why there are intentional typos and internet speak.
They have these things called forums...on the internet. You type, other people type, you read what they type, post humourous gif, he says "lol why u mad bro", someone says "Rickson by armbar", then another guy quotes it and says "this". Rinse and repeat over numerous topics that inevitably turn into a GSP vs BJ nuthugger battle by so called "keyboard warriors". Which is the title of this feature.

Awesome stuff, best one yet and I actually liked the other ones too. Keep it up. Not everything has to be news. We have boring MMAJunkie to do that.
ccman- June 22, 2011 at 1:40 pm
yeah this one was funny. overhead huffing while typing was worth reading the whole thing.
The_Dead_Cow- June 22, 2011 at 1:31 pm
That was the best KW yet, by a long shot. Too damn funny.
intercept440- June 22, 2011 at 1:06 pm
you showed alot of heart in that comedic effort rex
ReX13- June 22, 2011 at 12:50 pm
mahoney00>> it's a process, man. Creating all the character cards (about forty of those so far, with probably another thirty unfinished) has taken a looooooong time, but then it speeds up. Actually piecing the whole thing together for this was a couple solid hours, what with adding the text and editing all the post counts. Don't know what i was thinking putting that in there.
RSparrow- June 22, 2011 at 12:40 pm

A special yahoo chat room for only mma fighters. Crazy huh?
mahoney00- June 22, 2011 at 12:40 pm
There are some decent lulz in there. I just can't believe how long these things are. How long does this take to put together Rexy?
JZ89- June 22, 2011 at 12:18 pm
wtf is this crap?
LargeMidget- June 22, 2011 at 11:58 am
I laughed at the first bit about anal and then you lost me. And even then it was only funny because you were making fun of a minority.
ColinTimberlake- June 22, 2011 at 11:30 am
Not even gonna bother expressing my thoughts on this tripe.
RSparrow- June 22, 2011 at 11:26 am
And once again, look at Coker up there.. what a douche
El Famous Burrito- June 22, 2011 at 11:26 am
2.5Nelsons made me laugh.
RSparrow- June 22, 2011 at 11:25 am
Overeem breathing is good shit, anyone notice Gus Johnson slapping him in the ass after the interview? What's with that guy, remember when he looked like a tranny
DangadaDang- June 22, 2011 at 11:19 am
oh shit 15.
DangadaDang- June 22, 2011 at 11:18 am

This is exactly how he will announce this...when he does announce this in 2014.
The Librarian- June 22, 2011 at 11:07 am
Cormier as Success Kid was a great gag. I say well done.
ExpectJesusBro- June 22, 2011 at 10:50 am
Is this shit over yet... Sorry Rex, hate to be the bringer of bad news but, this shit is pretty lame, bro. I smirked a little from calling Overeem, Overhead and the going to the moon cuz were the biggest sport on the planet, but only a smirk.
BONGTAR- June 22, 2011 at 10:43 am
this was the best one so far
The Fresh One- June 22, 2011 at 10:43 am
These KW's are funny. The best part is Fedor/Monson. I remember just before SF signed Fedor, Monson was considered by delusional fanboys to be a quality opponent for him.
Viva Hate- June 22, 2011 at 10:42 am
It's times like this I really miss the Rumor Mill garbage, ZING!