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Keyboard Warriors: No Suit For Tito

Happy Monday, Nation. We hope you had a good weekend. No, really, we hope you’re in a good mood, since we’re presenting the second installment of Keyboard Warrior. Hopefully everyone had naked funtime last night, slept like a baby, and had a great breakfast this morning. Otherwise, we imagine there will be lots of very not-nice things in the comments.

We’ve changed up the appearance of KBW, making it look more like a typical MMA forum, complete with the kind of critical information any Keyboard Warrior should have for important discussion, like join date and number of posts. Maybe now it won’t seem like we’re blatantly ripping off other peoples’ ideas.

You can read the first episode here (all two pages of it), check out number two, and then you’re welcome to leave suggestions, ideas, and odes to our greatness below.

Thanks again to WithLeather and @MrBrandonStroud for letting us blatantly rip off their ideas.


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KarmaAteMyCat- June 15, 2011 at 8:01 pm
L33t Speak is winning.
Being that he types I'm pretty sure he's somebody.
jielundd- June 13, 2011 at 7:20 pm
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WuTangClan- June 13, 2011 at 2:36 pm
^ You're a nobody.
Fried Taco- June 13, 2011 at 2:09 pm
@ReX - I'm just waiting for the Tried Faco character to show up.
DangadaDang- June 13, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Oh and when we do the CP character, you have to post a picture of an insanely attractive girl and then talk about how shes fat or has no ass compared to our girlfriends.
DangadaDang- June 13, 2011 at 1:44 pm
That Ken Shamrock one was fucking hilarious.
ColinTimberlake- June 13, 2011 at 1:06 pm
I can't believe you actually followed through with a second one of these...

This is driving me to Sherdog.
intercept440- June 13, 2011 at 1:02 pm
this is funny i have to admit, but it would be funnier if you started it with one comment then LET US pick a fighter picture, and leave what WE THINK that fighter would say if we could make him say it.. that would be sweet. make it happen RX13
danomite- June 13, 2011 at 12:32 pm
the screen names are the best part. LightFloDay was hilarious.
FaH Q NL15- June 13, 2011 at 12:04 pm
SugaNoCream is fucking priceless
RSparrow- June 13, 2011 at 11:46 am
Look at Coker up there, what a fucking douche
Dwizz- June 13, 2011 at 11:28 am
The humour in this article was sub-cracked magazine... I felt embarrassed being a CP fan while reading it.
RwilsonR- June 13, 2011 at 11:25 am
LightFloDay... that's pretty funny.
Mofo- June 13, 2011 at 11:23 am
Whatup Rex! Up there in the ivory towers! The only man who signs his fucking posts on CP!

I like the idea and the style of it. This one just needed more actual comedic material. More developed ideas. Enjoyable read during lunch break, tho.

As for the l33t speak, I read that shit no problem. Oh yeh, that's right... I'm a 12 yr old girl. That explains it.
BONGTAR- June 13, 2011 at 11:19 am
hmm. Not chicken salad.
kmfdmkid- June 13, 2011 at 10:30 am
I think J-lo = J-lau = Joe Lauzon
LordCoSaX- June 13, 2011 at 10:23 am
The first one was funnier honestly. It made me at least smile once. The format is better in this one though. Also you need Don Frye, Bas Rutten and Ubereem on there.
RoyNelsonMuntz- June 13, 2011 at 10:19 am
Last one was funnier. J-Lo kinda ruins this one.
ExpectJesusBro- June 13, 2011 at 10:11 am
Well done, Randy asking for her number made me chuckle. Nice improvement. Please do everyone a favor, and don't use the numbers instead of letters shit. It took me a few minutes to decode that shit. then i see you put it on the bottom there... thanks.
ReX13- June 13, 2011 at 9:46 am
Also, that ain't Jennifer Lopez.
ReX13- June 13, 2011 at 9:44 am
J-Lo Says:

for the l33t-impaired:

"@titoortiz they mean current champions only"

"you know i must have something in my eye cause i don't see that shit happening"

"LOL pwned"

"Ctrl+PrtScr" (screen shot)

"tito i'm sending you an email make sure you save the pictures to your hard drive"
knucklesamitch- June 13, 2011 at 9:41 am
new look is at least an improvement, and I didn't mind the first in the series. But honestly, this one sucks. I'm not a 12 year old girl, so I don't know what J LO is even saying, and I'm not sure that I'd care what she had to say in an MMA forum any way. Would've been funnier to have Jenna Jameson come to Tito's defense.
ReX13- June 13, 2011 at 9:39 am
Fred >> Funny you should say that. Keep your eyes peeled for a new character: Page Cotato.
LOKI- June 13, 2011 at 9:29 am
Thats a long way to go to get to nowhere.
Fried Taco- June 13, 2011 at 9:19 am
J-Lo is obviously ReX trolling. He even has that same dress.