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Kim Couture Arrested After Choking Personal Assistant

Kim Couture choking MMA
(Oh come on, that doesn’t look so bad. Photo courtesy of purposeinc.com)

Notable ex-wife Kim Couture has officially entered the "abusing personal assistants" stage of her career — a critical step in the path to divahood. As first reported by MMANewsLeak.com, the MMA pioneer (in her own mind) got into a little dust up on Friday that ended with her cooling off in jail on domestic violence charges:

Sources report that Ms. Couture allegedly got into a heated argument with her personal assistant at the home which they share and when police officers arrived at the scene, Ms. Couture was choking her personal assistant and that the personal assistant had visible signs of abuse. Las Vegas Metropolitan Police took Ms. Couture into custody and booked into Clark County Detention Center. Sources also allege that Ms. Couture and her personal assistant got into a heated argument on Friday at UFC Fan Expo at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas, Nevada…


Ms. Couture posted bail and has been released from the Clark County Detention Center and is training today at her all-female gym. She is also in the process of opening an all-female MMA gym where female fighters can train and assembling an all-female fight team known as the Vixen Crew. It has also been rumored that Ms. Couture is in the process of filming a reality show based upon the fighting exploits of the Vixen Crew.

Legitimate question: What does Kim Couture need a personal assistant for? Is counting Randy’s money more than a one-person job? Though this story was later confirmed by Five Ounces, we haven’t yet been able to find an arrest report or a local news report from Vegas — even TMZ is eerily quiet — so there’s really not much more we can tell you at this point. MiddleEasy is assuming that the personal assistant/housemate is a dude, but even that is unclear. The only thing we know for sure is that Kim’s reality show is going to be epic. Seriously, with a name like "The Vixen Crew," how could it not be good for women’s MMA?

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fatbellyfrank- June 2, 2010 at 8:18 pm
Yea I would let her do some serious lay n pray on me, choked out by a pussy lip,nomnomnom
overeems_needle- June 2, 2010 at 7:45 pm
She's actually a pretty koo person... We hung out in Florida for a couple days and she seemed down to earth. I think she gets an unfair judgement of her but when something like this happens... it puts her back in the red zone of ridicule.
By the way... anyone that says KC is not hot... you lost your mind or you hav'nt really seen her up close. ( In a bikini.)
macreadysshack- June 2, 2010 at 5:24 pm
This: 2012 "Mayan Rape Train"

If the thread wasn't closed before, it is now.
Robocop Didnt Tap- June 2, 2010 at 4:57 pm
and furthermore, I'm not afraid to admit that I think she's kinda hot and would knock the shit out of that. Nervermind that she's a gold digger, a terrible fighter, delusional (lest we forget her terrific bio on her homepage!) and possible closet lesbo. Her and her "personal assistant" can come over and play DJ all they want with each other.

I bet before the Mayan Rape Train arrives in 2012, we'll see her floppin' her taters out in Playboy or Hustler or maybe even Cherry. When that happens, I will buy it and Randy will laugh.
Robocop Didnt Tap- June 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Wait a second...
-comment questioning her sexuality (which makes me happy in the pants, unless her "personal assistant" is a diesel. You know...the one that looks like a construction worker, truck driver or professional bowler. Eww, that's gross. Sorry about the tangent..my mind tends to wonder after getting brain damage from boredom during UFC 114).
-hilarious comment about her counting Randy's money
-comparisons to Tito Ortiz
-comment about winning a fight and no one gets to see it

Yup, this comment section is done. There are no more good jokes to be made about this situation. Thank you and please move onto the Chael Sonnen thread above.
Mdot50- June 2, 2010 at 1:39 pm
haha nice
ArmFarmer- June 2, 2010 at 1:27 pm
How is she going to get an all female mma gym off the ground when all of the legit female pros can't stand her? Doesn't she get called out and hated on by them all the time?

By the way that divahood hyperlink is worth checking out. Skip down to where it says "legal issues". Godamn that hoe likes to beat ass..istants. Get it?? nevermind...
Mr_Misanthropy- June 2, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Thug Wife

Change the "Suga Free" to "Sucka Free"... didn't you know Portland is the home of the white gangster?
Steffmeister- June 2, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Marcer +1

best possible comment :-)
just some dong- June 2, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Is Ms. Couture gonna have to choke a bitch?
El Guapo- June 2, 2010 at 11:27 am
Confirmation shmonfirmation.. If anonymous sources allege something happened, it's good enough for me( Crickets chirping)

And I second Viva Hate's suggested Kim Couture-Gina Carrano scissor scene. Doesn't even have to be a huge production, either. Straight to DVD is fine by me.
MoTropolis- June 2, 2010 at 11:18 am
How funny is it that she has to pay people to submit them.
macreadysshack- June 2, 2010 at 10:59 am
Let me know when there's proof or clarification. I appreciate that CP stated that this is here-say but, it's all mehhhhhh until confirmed.
cecils_pupils- June 2, 2010 at 10:59 am
MoTroplois gets my Comment of the Week nomination right there. Solid.
darciesdaddy- June 2, 2010 at 10:36 am
Personal assistant with which you share a house = Shack up lesbian lover.
Bringbackbabalu- June 2, 2010 at 9:59 am
Handy is a fucking joke, and her assistant is a man. I'd take the job choking or not.
Viva Hate- June 2, 2010 at 9:23 am
This sounds like one of the hot woman jail movies, I think they need to cast Gina Carano in a role with her where they scissor.
ytrebil- June 2, 2010 at 8:11 am
LOL - was the PA a man? If so, that's f***ing hilarious!!!
jimbonics- June 2, 2010 at 8:06 am
Thug Life
MoTropolis- June 2, 2010 at 7:56 am
This poor girl...she finally wins a fight and its not televised, or even confirmed on the internet.
DangadaDang- June 2, 2010 at 7:51 am
As the case with Tito, this is Couture's most legit win in years.
ReX13- June 2, 2010 at 7:51 am
"Legitimate question: What does Kim Couture need a personal assistant for? Is counting Randy's money more than a one-person job? "

+1,000


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There is some noise that this is all made up, untrue, overblown, or whatever. If you guys can't dig up anything, how did 5 oz confirm?
Marcer- June 2, 2010 at 7:47 am
It'd be pretty funny if her assistant is in fact a dude. And buys an arm-brace from walgreens later. And calls her a man-beater.
sevvi- June 2, 2010 at 7:46 am
Busy litle bee. :)
jelvis- June 2, 2010 at 7:46 am
at least she picked an opponent she could beat this time. her next fight in jail won't turn out so well...she was a better fighter when she was married to randy.
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