Kim Couture's Misfortune May Be Sarah Kaufman's Gain
(Guess who isn't in this sport to just screw around?)
Strikeforce may have found their replacement for Kim “Future Ex Mrs.” Couture, and it’s an undefeated fighter who made her willingness to scrap known on the UG. 8-0 Sarah Kaufman said in a forum post that she’d step in to face Miesha Tate while Couture sorted out her personal issues, and Strikeforce may be taking her up on the offer. They acquired her contract in the Pro Elite sale, and though the fight’s right around the corner on May 15 Kaufman has a real opportunity to turn the Couture family’s rumored marital strife into a big payoff for herself so why not? Unlike Kim Couture, she may not have a recognizable name, but she does have more than two fights, so automatically this becomes more of a serious fight with her in it. Those of you wondering what she can do should take a look after the jump.
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CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
FIRST HAHAHA IM THE CP KING
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
FIRST....I GET TO SUCK THE FIRST DICK!!!
CAPS DECAPITATOR Says:
Thats it.....give me your fingers CAPS...they are going up your pussy you little snot nosed punk bitch. I swear to christ ill skull fuck you, decrapitate your fat fucking little bitch head and shit down your throat you god damned peice of shit.
Herpes Legion Says:
I KNOW BIG GAY HAL VERY WELL. AND HIS MOMMAH...
gesus Says:
not a single comment about the article...this is getting just sad
Uncle Paul Says:
Now let's see them fight ultimate surrender style, loser gets fucked in the ass with a strapon.
Jubbie Says:
Can you crotch shot in women's MMA?
Mdollas Says:
I think its time cagepotato started removing and or finding a way to ban people from posting comments completley irrelivant to the subject.
rokabee Says:
Cap Locks, I guarantee you if I wanted to be first, I would DOMINATE you every single time.
Mdollas Says:
I think its time that cagepotato started removing and or banning people who post such stupid comments. Have some respect.
Mdollas Says:
I think its time that cagepotato started removing and or banning people who post such stupid comments. Have some respect,this girl would whoop the shit out of most people who post on here.
Mdollas Says:
I think its time that cagepotato started removing and or banning people who post such stupid comments. Have some respect,this girl would whoop the shit out of most people who post on here.
Mdollas Says:
I think its time that cagepotato started removing and or banning people who post such stupid comments. Have some respect,this girl would whoop the shit out of most people who post on here.
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
MAN FUCK THIS I AM THE CP KING WHOEVER SAID FIRST AFTER ON MY NAME IS FAKE. IM THE CP FUCKING KING. THATS WHY YOU GUYS ARE ALL OVER MY NUTS.
Wandering Wade Says:
A face that only Evangelista "Cyborg" Santos could love.
Darwin Says:
she looks like this girl I'm dating ... whoa
good for her, screw Kim for being Kim.
Daddy Jeffy Says:
From the way that Letourneau chick got beaten, she should just stick to sleeping with her teenage students.
Anonymous Says:
i used to read the comments for a little bit more insight but now it's just a bunch of assholes that read TMZ and want to be FIRST at commenting on a article. Who cares?
The 1st Guy Says:
F I R S T !!!!!!
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
@ 1ST GUY, I WAS FIRSTS YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT SO SHUT HE FUCK UP MORON. @ ROKABEE, YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE PUNK. YOU'LL ONLY BE FIRST IF I ALLOW YOU TO BE FIRST YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. I'M THE BIG BOSS MAN AROUND HERE, AND THERES NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. IN FACT, THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING ANY OF YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, AND THATS THAT. NO NEED TO REPLY OR MAKE ANY OTHER COMMENTS BECAUSE I'VE SAID ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID. EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO (BY ME).NOW FUCK OFF, AND KISS MY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS.
Anonymous Says:
you mean fuck my ass mother fuckers
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
IM SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A DOUCHE BAG GUYS....THE REAL STORY IS THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS, IM NOT ACTUALLY A GROWN MAN BUT SOME DESPERATE LITTLE TYKE SEEKING ATTENTION IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES.....SOMEONE PLEASE EMBRACE ME AS THEIR OWN BECAUSE IM REALLY LONELY
:(.....................
OR JUST SHOVE A PENIS IN MY FACE AND ILL BE YOUR FRIEND FOREVER OO====D O: <---ME GOBBLING DING DONG
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
LOL, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS STILL WISH YOU WERE ME DON'T YOU. LIKE I'VE SAID BEFORE, I'M NOT HERE FOR FRIENDS YOU DUMB FUCKS. I'M HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT IS RIGHT, AND WHAT IS WROND IN THE WORLD OF MMA. YOU CAPS LOCK HAL PRETENDERS ARE RIGHT WHEN YOU SAY I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MMA, AND YOU FUCKS KNOW NOTHING. THAT IS A FACT, AND THATS THAT. NOT ONE SINGLE DUMB FUCK ON HERE KNOWS NEAR AS MUCH AS I DO ABOUT ANYTHING. I'M THE KING OF KINGS/THE MAN OF ALL MEN/THE MENTOR OF MMA, AND THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY. I'M GOING TO BED NOW SO ALL OF YOU LITTLE PISS ANT STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS CAN SIT HERE AND PLAY FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT, AND PRETEND TO BE ME ALL YOU WANT. I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW TO PUT YOU STUPID SIMPLE IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKERS BACK IN YOUR PLACES. UNTILL THEN GOODNIGHT, AND KISS MY ASS YOU FUCKING MORON GOON MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCHES. FUCK YOU ALL.
CAPS LOCK HAL, Says:
OH YEAH AND WHEN I SAY I KNOW IT ALL, I MEAN JUNIE BROWNING IS THE BEST MMA FIGHTER IN THE UNIVERSE.
FUCK OFF
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:
rokabee... why must you be sucked in to this mess? lol
Also, every woman's MMA story gets comments that are just jokes or fights or we talk about another MMA story. Why? Because women's MMA is stupid.
Anonymous Says:
i used to think womens MMA was stupid but i'd rather see gina and cyborg than the majority of the bum fights in the UFC i'm looking forward to it actually.
LAPS COCK HAL Says:
NAME SAYS IT ALL !!!!!
Harry Seaward Says:
Kim would've got smashed by Miesha. Sarah will bring it. this will be the fight of the night.
Anonymous Says:
looks like a dude!
Anonymous Says:
Miesha Tate is dead come May 15th.
Jay Smith Says:
@ the 2:45 mark of the first fight, the announcer starts talking about how flexible the chick on her back was. From that point forward, everytime I saw one of these lady fighters in the guard position, I thought of a porn DP scene.
By the way, Laps Cock Hal does the same thing with mens MMA.
Kevin Says:
Sarah Kaufman's skills are legit. She is WAY better than Kim Couture. I enjoy Women's MMA for their flexibility, pain tolerance, and perseverance.
Clyde Says:
It may just be that I'm colourblind but doesn't it look like she's a chameleon trying to blend in on that wall?
Zescape Says:
This will be a great fight. Miesha Tate is no joke (and cute) and Kaufman looks to be a bruiser.
averagejoe Says:
I'd agree with Mdollas if he hadn't posted the same thing 10 times. I'd actually like to see some of these commenters, especially the ones acting touch or making homophobic jokes, fight one of these women. These women have some fucking skills, and Kaufman is a bull. It's too bad, CP is a such a funny site, which requires some degree of intelligence, and yet most comments are like "cock! ass! gay sex!" Thanks dudes.
Anonymous Says:
attention white people:
Corn rows ALWAYS LOOK STUPID
CAPS LOCK HAL Says:
CP, I suggest you disable the comment function for a bit, at least until you can implement a better comment system; one that allows bans of members who "troll" the comment section, or preferrably IP bans which will prevent certain individuals from trolling the comments for a while. Your site, just like those in the Break network, is quickly becoming trash because of the people who spend their lives sitting down, trolling the comment section for a rise. It is absolutely pathetic, and must be stopped. Your CP posts continue to please, but viewing anything in the comment section is simply revolting and I will boycott this site. Hopefully more people will avoid this site until your business fizzles out until you take some action. Internet trolls, seriously evaluate what you do with your lives, and realize why you will never be successful or truly happy. You are pathetic.
rokabee Says:
@ MFWC
Lol, some people jus need to be kicked off there pedestal's.
Anonymous Says:
caplock is how douchebags show the world how retarded they are.