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Kimbo Slice Is Doing What?

(Kenny Chesney, come get your motherfucking award, man.)

Quick, what awards show is Kimbo Slice least qualified to be a presenter at? Don’t think about it, just answer. If you said Country Music Awards, you are correct. You are also about to be totally baffled.

According to, Kimbo will be at the CMA’s to hand out an award to some terrified country singer who will no doubt be oscillating between joy at having won an award and confusion as to why Mr. T was the one to thrust it into his sweaty hands.

Now, I don’t watch that many awards shows, but don’t they usually have presenters who are a) somehow involved in that field, or b) mainstream celebrities who are recognizable to the people watching/attending the awards show?

Of course, this makes a certain kind of sense when you realize that the CMA’s are on CBS, and according to Gary Shaw, CBS loves Kimbo so much that they “put that eye right on [him].” Um, that would be the CBS eye logo that Shaw is referring to there.

And thinking of that eye logo as a disembodied force that looks upon future talent for the network, like some kind of omniscient spotlight from the heavens? Yeah, that’s a very disturbing image. Thanks, Gary.


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Darius Denzel Wesley- September 20, 2008 at 7:45 pm
This is Darius Denzel Wesley saying there are no I in team but there are a couple of I in Aliance and that means the same thing as team....yah dig um wize.
Darius Denzel Wesley- September 20, 2008 at 4:40 pm
No one in the MMA or The UFC or even the boxing world can beat Kimbo Slice in a street fight and thats what it is all about yah dig this message has been posted by Darius Denzel Wesley............yah dig frigga dill frigga dil man does everyone agree man huh huh
Darius Denzel Wesley- July 26, 2008 at 11:49 am
whpom wants too be down with my crews the uptown worriors and the nweswtside worriors and the EAST side boys and also the D dot D dot Darius club all you have too do is put people on AND THE mxmxmxmxm all you haver too do is represent yah dig.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Anonymous- May 19, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I would like to see Kimbo Slice fight against some really expierenced and trained fighter.
RobotLordsofTokyo- May 19, 2008 at 4:50 am
Let's see one of you punk ass redneck bitches step to that big ol' black dude u all are talking so much shit about!!! That's what I thought...u all are too scared because u all know he's gonna knock your cracker ass out!!! hahahaha
rook- May 18, 2008 at 12:25 pm
because he's a "fighter" not a boxer, we've all seen that if a fighter steps into the boxing ring he's going to get his ass whooped but we all know that if a boxer would grow a pair and step into the octagon and play by the same rules that they do, he would get OWNED!
Eric- May 18, 2008 at 2:10 am
Why not? He's certainly not qualified to box professionally. I've said it before and I'll say it again: If this guy is such a great fighter why is he in "The Octagon", or whatever, and not making hundreds of millions in the boxing ring? Answer: He'd get himself killed, that's why.
MKXii- May 17, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I don't see race.
Buddha- May 17, 2008 at 8:58 am
2008 and ppl still in small world,living in a box,i`m from Australia and can`t believe low lifes riding on racism still believe in their fantasy.KKK,was started by a guy who knew when he died all races would co-exist,regardless off his existence,or should i say non-existence.So go about your day thinking about real issues,rather then takin a step back for your offspring and those who are forced into your state of mind.
Scummy- May 16, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I wish that i could bump into half you racist ass honkeys on the street and see what you in madison wisconsin ,by way of gary indiana.keep ya fucking mouth shut if you aint got nothing nice to say , take that shit to a kkk website.this site is for fighters and people who love mma,not the fucking klan, idiot.
NativeMMA- May 16, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Wow, alot of racism here. I thougt there was more racism in MMA, but i assumed wrong. I hope Kimbo Ko's the dude he hands the award too..PLeas...
dola- May 16, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Ugh this Kimbo thing is turning into a minstrel show. Can't i get a break from racist imperialist bourgeois bullshit anywhere?
Old, Bald and Irish- May 16, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Hmmm...smells like poop and Kracker Jack to me.
Tim's soiled ginch- May 16, 2008 at 6:31 am
Fuck I hate that ugly loser.
Portsmouth for the FA cup!- May 16, 2008 at 5:57 am
He's Black! never knew that
bret- May 16, 2008 at 2:59 am
wha wha what???????
Black03Marauder- May 15, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I guessed an even more inappropriate award for Kimbo to present...The Nobel peace prize.

That should be the next "What would Kimbo do"
TIPSY- May 15, 2008 at 11:16 pm
"what you looking at essay? dont you know i'm loco"

wait a minute i am not brown, lets try this again

"what you looking at country boy?"

much better for the CMA
Jeff- May 15, 2008 at 11:07 pm
I wish there was a prize for checking this site for updates atleast 20 times a day. I would so win it.
Matt Herpes- May 15, 2008 at 10:01 pm
"...backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box..."
martymarta- May 15, 2008 at 9:55 pm
"You are also about to totally baffled."
****typo fyi
Jeff- May 15, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Actually the eye in the CBS logo is the "all seeing eye", the symbol of the illuminati or new world order.

Putting Kimbo on an awards show with a bunch of rascist viewers is a smart move, tons of red state bigots will tune in to see "that dumb nagger get 'is ass whooped".
Vess- May 15, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Quick call the police, there is big blackman in my backyard... actually forget about calling the police, where's the shotgun PA!! YEE HAW!!