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Kimbo Slice Knocked Out Ranger Stott’s Long-Lost Twin on Saturday [VIDEO]

(It’s never a good sign when the crowd actually *laughs* during the glove-touch. Props: crazycnote13 via MiddleEasy)

Former MMA superstar Kimbo Slice improved his pro boxing record to 6-0 (5 KOs) with a very quick knockout of Howard Jones, a Missouri-based “journeyman” who came into the match on a four-fight losing streak. Is it just me, or is Jones a dead ringer for Worst Fighters in UFC History nominee Greg “Ranger” Stott? (Maybe I’m just a racist bastard who thinks all pudgy white guys look the same. That’s certainly a possibility.)

The fight, which went down Saturday night at the Buffalo Run Casino in Miami, Oklahoma — which was also the site of Slice’s previous boxing wins over James Wade and Charles Hackmann — was essentially decided by just two punches. First, Kimbo lands a sharp left hook to the gut that forces Jones to take a knee. Shortly after, Kimbo lands an uppercut that convinces Jones to play dead until the ref finishes his ten-count.

Let’s just say that Kimbo will face quite the jump in competition if he actually fights Roy Jones Jr. in December. Up until now, Kimbo has played the role of the Kiai master, laying out his poor students with energy-bullets. I can’t wait to see what happens when he finally steps into the ring against an actual boxer.

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Clyde- October 8, 2012 at 3:59 pm
I meant "beat a guy..."

Actually on second thoughts, I stand by my original post. No need for another edit button comment.
Clyde- October 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm
He beat a gut who fights about once a year and has 2 professional fights at Paris Middle School? Roy Jones must be shitting himself.
Fried Taco- October 8, 2012 at 8:40 am
I hope Howard came out to this song...
Pen Fifteen- October 8, 2012 at 8:10 am
I'm sure Howard Jones knows that despite his shitty performance, no one is to blame, and from here on out, things can only get better.
Mood- October 8, 2012 at 7:21 am
I see why Kimbo's always wearing a do-rag now. If I had male -pattern balding like that I would too.