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Kimbo Slice Latest False Death Rumor Victim


(We’re just glad that our t-shirt isn’t to blame for Kimbo’s death. We will take credit for this one cursing Gus Johnson’s Strikeforce commentating gig.)

If a mediocre backyard brawler-turned mixed martial artist dies, does anyone in the MMA media notice?

Apparently not.

It seemed that only the mainstream media outlets yesterday picked up on a story of the demise of Miami, Florida resident Kevin Ferguson — which is the legal name of Kimbo Slice. Maybe it was because it wasn’t Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Ferguson who had passed away, unless of course he had wifi access in the morgue.


The bearded bald-headed, Internet meme who is back in cahoots with Gary Shaw and is training for his boxing debut next year Tweeted the following at 1:00 am this morning:

Ferguson joins a growing list of fighters that includes Kimo Leopoldo and Badr Hari who have been reported dead by media sources in the past year-and-a-half. 

I blame Jared Shaw for the failed publicity stunt.


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Angry Whopper- December 16, 2010 at 11:44 am
Who cares? Now, this website will get a billion hits and a national holiday will be declared to celebrate the demise of Tito-looka-the-size-a-my-fuckin'-head Ortiz.
cecils_pupils- December 16, 2010 at 8:54 am
Kimbos Bread is onto somethin' here... how about:

Kimbo's Ice Malt Liquor... 2011's Colt 45, ya dig?
knucklesamitch- December 16, 2010 at 6:57 am
What are the odds that there were two dudes named Kimbo Slice from the same neighborhood...That's crazy shit.
destinationblood- December 16, 2010 at 5:19 am
@Whitey...dont forget word munchers and number munchers
Kimbos Bread- December 16, 2010 at 1:07 am
What? GSP busted open your orbital bone?

Here, put some Kimbo's Ice on it.
J-Bro- December 15, 2010 at 11:29 pm
If this shit keeps up, CP will probably start a monthly post entitled...

"Kimbo's Lies"

First he was fighting in Japan, than he was on "Survivour" and now he's dead (kinda).

Whats next month? Kimbo Slice goes to the moon!!

StupidCyrus- December 15, 2010 at 8:18 pm
Hey... Uh... Where can I find that "This is the greatest upset in MMA history" shirt above? I MUST HAVE IT.
DazedNConfused- December 15, 2010 at 7:51 pm
They're all dead and have been replaced by imposters. I'd say more, but "they" are already on to me. Remember me, ahhh
whitey- December 15, 2010 at 7:24 pm
@motropolis

i pissed my pants i laughed so hard.

"oregon trail" hahaha anyone remember math cycles? those were the 2 best games at alternative school!
cecils_pupils- December 15, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Kimbo's Lice
MoTropolis- December 15, 2010 at 6:20 pm
@jimbonics

No, you're thinking of the game "The Oregon Trail".
jimbonics- December 15, 2010 at 6:11 pm
@ Bongtar

Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?
Casa de los pantelones- December 15, 2010 at 5:32 pm
What exactly is a kimbo slice and does it taste good? Is it expensive? Where can I get myself a kimbo slice to sample?
MoTropolis- December 15, 2010 at 5:15 pm
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing himself he could beat Seth Petruzelli.
Lesnars_tiny_pecker_says- December 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm
awwww tuff luck
I mean that he ain't dead
I mean that he is .....
forget it
Fried Taco- December 15, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Well, well, I guess the saying is true: no news is good news! At least on CP.
RSparrow- December 15, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Someone else with the same name? LOL, what?
BONGTAR- December 15, 2010 at 3:48 pm
and like that.......he's gone
(usual suspects)
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