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(Video courtesy YouTube/FightHubTV) 

I don’t know if it’s just coincidence, but most of the people involved with mixed martial arts who I can’t stand are either named Gary or Shaw. There’s the obvious Gary Shaw, his son Jared "$kala" Shaw and then there’s Jerry Millen, who changed his name from his given name of Gary because he thought Jer or Jerdog sounded cooler. Seriously.

Anyway, the blobfather of EliteXC and boxing who tried to have his way with Gina Carano on national TV is back talking about how he hasn’t decided if he’s going to screw up start another MMA promotion or whether he’ll just take some fighters with him to compete on one of his boxing cards.

Kimbo Slice is one fighter he revealed in a round about way without actually saying it that he will be promoting, which is interesting considering K-Ferg has found it nearly impossible to make it through three rounds of MMA without needing oxygen. I can’t see him going ten rounds of boxing without needing to be carried out on a stretcher.

Since MMA won’t have him, Kimbo’s gotta get his bread somewhere I guess, even if it’s just crumbs left over from Shaw’s hoagie.

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fatbellyfrank- August 22, 2010 at 6:15 am
@ cecils, straight up playa, like reading a flow chart really
cecils_pupils- August 21, 2010 at 8:39 am
Right now Dana White is patting himself on the back. He gave Kimbo his shot, utilized all that was left of his internet fame, tapped it like a Canadian maple tree, then sent his ass packin'.
El Guapo- August 20, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Fergie Ferg vs Mumbles, let's get it on!

No? Okaaaay, Mumbles vs The Iceman it is!!

Huh? The Natural?? But Randy's gonna ground and pound Mumbles like it's nobody's business. Doesn't make any damn sense. Fine, who's got a link?
Bob Reilly- August 20, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Kimbo should stick to porn security. Like the guys at the beginning of "Orgasmo".
Jim- August 20, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Maybe he should fight Butterbean
Jim- August 20, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Kimbo wouldn't last 2 rounds with a Mediocre boxer.
MoTropolis- August 20, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Every time I see this guy's fat face open up Im half expecting to hear "Boy, the way Glen Miller played...".
AnimalMother- August 20, 2010 at 3:20 pm
How about Kimbo vs Toney now? Or I could just stare at a wall for 60 seconds. Wall it is.