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Kimbo Slice is in Porn…Again


(Dignity is spelled, "K-I-M-B-O.")

Remember when we posted this picture and wondered aloud, ‘WTF?’  Well, Fightlinker has discovered the answer and it has left us exclaiming ‘WTF!?’

Turns out the picture was from a porn movie that features a cameo from Mr. Kimbo Slice.  The title of this porn movie is “Farold & Fumar Escape to the Bottomless Party” (link is obviously NSFW, unless you work at Hustler, and if you do, are you guys hiring?).  It is a predictably half-assed rip-off of “Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay,” which is itself already a half-assed attempt at a sequel to a half-assed attempt at a movie.

Kimbo plays a Gitmo guard by the name of Big Bud.  We know this because he shows up on screen and says, “What’s up bitches?  Hey bitches, I’m Big Bud.”  And his delivery is bad even for a porn movie.

Yeah, I think it’s safe to say Kimbo ain’t getting that part in the A-Team movie.  But the porn rip-off of the A-Team movie (entitled “Anal Team,” obviously) he’s a shoe-in for that.

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Anonymous- March 5, 2009 at 9:45 am
I don't think you realize how much porn you just sold for Muffia
Justin- March 5, 2009 at 8:55 am
I called it in the original post.
Anonymous- March 5, 2009 at 8:45 am
Harold and Kumor is fucking hilarious.

Beaver Beater- March 5, 2009 at 6:46 am
Kimbo in gay porn? Ha, so it looks like I'll be paying to watch Kimbo be somebody's bitch... Wait, I just had that feeling of Deja Vu.
Beaver Beater- March 5, 2009 at 6:41 am
Have you guys checked out that website nakedmovie?
Apparently Kimbo IS going to star in a porn movie (ok maybe star is a stretch). Check out the ad for the Vteam. I guess Kimbo's dream of being MrT is finally gonna happen! Kimbo, take it from me dude, only paris Hilton can get rich by showing off her snatch, hide yours dude!
Danny Boy- March 5, 2009 at 3:29 am
Give me my bread! Okay, so here is a nice little Kimbo timeline, Street fighter, MMA, Nickelodeon TV Star, Porn star...? What's next? Fucking Shamwow commercials?
Jimbo- March 5, 2009 at 1:46 am
Haha I guess a nigga gotta eat :p
Skark151- March 4, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Looks like Kimbo is doin gay porn to make ends meet!!!!
Rick Dickulous- March 4, 2009 at 8:45 pm
That's what Bas was talking about when he said he disassociated himself with Kimbo for "going back to something he said he wouldn't" At least Bas has some dignity, Kimbo just proved all the die-hards who stood behind him wrong. Have fun in Japan Kimbo, where your porn cameos will include yellow diareah and crying 25 year old schoolgirls.
Oatmeal- March 4, 2009 at 5:50 pm
i bet kimbo got paid more than the male porn star doing the performing...
Daddy Doug- March 4, 2009 at 5:13 pm
yea i heard this movie was from another angle where kimbo got caught landed on his knees and seth petrizelli got on his back and gave him the old reach around.
Hacksaw- March 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Fortunately the fake prisoners in crappy knock-off pornos don't throw off-balance jabs, so it is a safe job for Kimbo.

In gay porn, however, their is always a risk that Seth Petruzelli might just show up.

none- March 4, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Posts like this are the reasons why CP will always kick the shit out of Sherdog.
UFC fan- March 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm
slow week eh guys?
I know that tuf GAY will be running right out trying to see if he can see any man-meat.
Big Shafty - March 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm
So you are saying the Farold & Fumar movie is 1/8 the quality of the original Harold & Kumar movie. Man, that's pretty assed.
gesus- March 4, 2009 at 4:01 pm
wow kimbo...im speechless
dude guy- March 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm
wow, just wow
Smackdaddiest1- March 4, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Damn, from American Idol loser to making porn knockoff movies.....
William Hung is really making a name for himself.
danomite- March 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm
DAMNIT JENNA JAMESONS LABIAPLASTY! you beat me to it! STraight to the A-Team is definitely the best porn name for the A-team
Brad- March 4, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I saw the trailer for this movie a month ago or so. It is fucking hilarious.
I- March 4, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Classy
Jenna Jamesons Labiaplasty- March 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Dude, it's called "The Straight to the A-Team." Get your shit together.
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