("Say ‘Seth Petruzelli‘ again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker." Props: The Garv. Click for larger version.)
I wish I had the backstory to this photo, but I don’t. Maybe it’s part of a screen test for the upcoming movie remake of The A-Team, which still doesn’t have a cast. Maybe Kimbo is just transitioning to a new line of work (and if so, best of luck, Ferg). Who knows. The Internet sometimes creates things on its own without any real explanation. If you have an insight, let us know.
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Sun, 03/01/09 - 08:54
The bigger question is why is Cung Le bowing down before Kimbo and making a "westsiiiide" symbol at him?
Sun, 03/01/09 - 08:59
I didn't know Gitmo provided universal hair care for detainees.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:02
"GOD DAMIT! I said pull my finger FOOL!!"
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:08
Probably another Disney movie. He was a prison inmate in that Disney Jake and Josh Christmas special.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:12
If you hide your wall chalk in your ass, Kimbo will go get it.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:16
Proof that the cage isn't the only place Kimbo goes to get raped.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:19
Kimbo is trying to give them a special kind of sandwich.... a cock meat sandwich
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:20
$20 it's gay porn.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:24
I can see the headlines already; 200 inmates freed after tentative jab from homo.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:24
hahahha holy shit.. the quote to that pic is perfect.. i almost spit out my lucky charms when i read it, it was that funny, motherfucker. hahah
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:25
This photo should get comment of the week, but will probably get upset by another blog post CP posts 20 minutes before the week ends where someone named Anonymous takes a generic jab at Kimbo's lose to Seth.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:49
Yep obviously one of those pornos kimbo has been associated with
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:50
It's probably the intro to a porn, since Kimbo works for a porn production company. He's been seen in the beginning of a few.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:55
Probably picking out his next fight "you stand up and throw a jab" Nervous guy "ahhh i don't know how" Kimbo "perfect your coming with me'
Sun, 03/01/09 - 09:56
Harold and Kumar rip-off for reality kings.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 10:19
Kimbo serving up his cock meat sandwich
Sun, 03/01/09 - 10:25
$50 says the next photo shows Kimbo on the floor dazed and a skinny little guy dancing around the cage.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 10:54
he obviously sucks as a fighter, but he'd be appropriate in an A-Team movie.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 11:02
This is a still from the new G.I. Joe movie, Kimbo is playing Roadblock.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 11:08
"Boys, you know what a cock-meat sandwich is?"
Sun, 03/01/09 - 11:33
This is a scene for Kimbo's guest star appearance in Nickelodeon's upcoming made for TV movie, Drake & Josh: Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 11:42
Kimbo- "Say, I know you! You're the annoying jackass that posts on CagePotato as 'TUF Guy'!" Skinny Asian Dude- "Yes, yes, I confess. I am the infamous nincompoop, 'TUF Guy'. May I worship the sweat in your jock now?"
Sun, 03/01/09 - 12:20
This is from a new Website by Reality Kings the company Kimbo works for, its called nakedmovie.com They create parodys of the American Classics, such as Star Trix, Miami Spice, Pop Gun, SuperBadAss, and the one Kimbo is featured in which is appropriately dubbed "Farold & Fubar - Escape To The Bottomless Party"
Sun, 03/01/09 - 12:49
Just cause one black guy wants to let you doesn't mean we all do!"
Sun, 03/01/09 - 01:24
did somebody say toothbeef sandwich? ps why the f*ck did you make me watch that!!!
Sun, 03/01/09 - 01:57
That's the storage room in Kimbo's basement where he keeps Icey Mike between event bookings.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 04:34
its time for your cockmeat sandwhich
Sun, 03/01/09 - 04:46
i think its from a porn movie version of harold and kumar. not 100% sure though.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 04:56
I told you foos.... Kimbo Army is porn, backyards, and YouTube none of that asian leg kicking crap allowed!!!
Sun, 03/01/09 - 05:03
There is definitely prisoner abuse going on here. The guard behind Kimbo appears to be getting fellatio from another kneeling prisoner. So Kimbo much be choosing who'd be giving him the fellatio. And it looks like it's going to be the Asian.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 05:13
The prisoners are OBVIOUSLY praying to the god of Seth Petruzelli.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 05:15
I'm not gay, your sucking my dick, that makes you gay not me.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 05:17
haha looks like some peeping-tom in the back between kimbo's arm and hip.... look at the big picture
Sun, 03/01/09 - 05:18
kimbo says " I pitty da fool who fired my ass,now get on deez nutts"
Sun, 03/01/09 - 06:18
time for your cock meat sandwich boys. Hell no it aint gay cuse yalls are the ones suckin my dick...your the gay ones....infact it makes me sick just thinking about it. Now start suckin!
Sun, 03/01/09 - 06:33
Those are Kimbo's manservant. He locks them up before leaving home.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 07:42
Its a screenshot from a new porn website kimbo is working for.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 08:04
This is a photo of the third ring of hell. A hell for D-list 15 minutes of famers. That's Kimbo torturing William Hung and one of the lesser known Jacksons.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 08:35
You look mighty cute in them jeans boooooy
Sun, 03/01/09 - 08:58
We know....We know...I pity the fool. We heard your say that stuff all the time. Did we ever tell you that we love the A-Team? Wheres your chains man?
Sun, 03/01/09 - 10:46
Kimbo auditions for "Big Bob' in "Harold and Kumar 2: Escape from Guantamino Bay". Man, if Kimbo was perfect for ONLY one thing in his life, this was it.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 10:54
Damn, I guess I should of read all the comments before posting. LOL. I thought I finally came up with one. Damn, I should of known it was that easy if I came up with something.
Sun, 03/01/09 - 11:09
Kimbo Slice using "crackhead" control, joe rogan would be proud!
Mon, 03/02/09 - 05:32
its from a porno shoot. seriously.
Mon, 03/02/09 - 08:30
Talk about Role Reversal
Mon, 03/02/09 - 08:42
What you didn't see: next shot is Kimbo getting knee barred by one and tea bagged by the other.
Mon, 03/02/09 - 12:09
"Waterboarding is for bitches!"
Mon, 03/02/09 - 11:06
"Kimbo Slice using "crackhead" control, joe rogan would be proud!" Amazing
Tue, 03/03/09 - 01:06
this is how it starts... the asian guy is just waiting to get backed against the wall so he can sneak a quick punch right for the middle of kimbo's off button. (and by off button i mean face) p.s. hot prison-style sex to the first person to call the number on the wall.
Wed, 03/04/09 - 04:58
Inmate: Jelly or syrup? Kimbo: I prefer syrup!
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