MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Kimbo Slice in the UFC: First Look


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Holy crap, you guys…this is really happening.

TUF 10 is scheduled to premiere September 16th, directly following UFC Fight Night 19.

Comments

  1. Give It Up Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:16


    he changed up his chest hair, thats cute.
  2. Fedor Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:21


    dudes ripped. might be able to pass for a LHW though what do u guys think?
  3. manutdfan Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:23


    Why does he have a nipple on his stomache?
  4. I Know Nothing Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:24


    I will buy a DVR for this season. Kimbo is a phenom. He will win the whole thing, using only submissions I might add (primarily the gogoplata).
  5. mayhem Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:26


    Ok so we for the most part dumped on this guy like crazy before. Now you have to give him some respect. He called D. White out on his TUF comments and is going to compete in the show. Hope he does well and is not just doing it to get his face on TV. Still strange to see him with UFC gloves on.... Is it me or does he seem to be mocking Lesnar with his "hair sword" ???
  6. greenseed Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:30


    hes grown his chest hair to resemble Cock Chestners wang tattoo. how flatering
  7. BuckWild Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:33


    @ I know nothing: I will go one step further on your assertion! Kimbo will win it all using entirely one move! The bald bull rush punch !
  8. BuckWild Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:34


    @ greenseed He should shave Brock Lesners chest tatt into his chest hair !
  9. Cage Rage Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:36


    Why does he have a fucking hairy arrow on his chest pointing to his mothballed beard.Is this some kind of riddle or street cred type thing? know what I'm sayin
  10. Jay Smith Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:40


    Talk shit now fellas, but I've calling this since his tank abbott days. This dudes for real. Say what you want about his fluke knock out by richard simmons son, but lets see that shit happen now.
  11. HAL_13 Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:44


    HE REALLY NEEDS TO BE CUTTIN THOSE DAMN NASTY ASS FINGER NAILS OF HIS. WHATS THE FUCK DOES HE PLAN ON DOING WITH THEM SICK FUCKIN NAILS ANYWAY. THAT MUST BE WHY HE CALLS HIMSELF KIMBO ( SLICE ). HE IS ONE GROSS LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER. BUILT BUT FUCKING GROSS AS HELL.
  12. Kimbos Bread Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:49


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
  13. HAL_13 Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:54


    @ JAY SMITH, OH YOU'LL SEE THAT SHIT HAPPEN OFTEN NOW THAT HE'S FUCKIN AROUND WITH THE BAD BOYS OF MMA (UFC) YEAH HE'LL GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT SEVERAL TIMES WHEN HE FINALLY STEPS IN THERE WITH THE REAL HEAVY HITTERS IN THE UFC. I DON'T SEE HIM, AND HIS GLASS JAW GOING TO FAR IF HE EVEN MAKES IT THROUGH THE SHOW. COME ON NOW JAY. SETH PETRIZELLI MADE KICKING HIS ASS LOOK REALLY REALLY EASY, AND YOU SAY THAT IT WAS A FLUKE. IS IT REALLY A FLUKE TO KICK SOMEONES ASS THAT BAD WHEN THATS WHAT YOUR TRYING TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE. THAAAAAAANK ABOUT IT DUMB ASS. YOUR THE ONLY TRUE FAN THAT KIMBO, AND HIS NASTY ASS DIRTY LONG FINGER NAILS, AND HIS STUPID ASS ARROW CHEST HAIR, AND NOT TO MENTION THAT BIG FUCKING GRAPE STICKING OUT OF HIS BELLY BUTTON HAS ON THE PLANET. ANYWAY, YOUR ENTITLED TO BE HIS ONLY FAN ON EARTH. THIS IS AMERICA BRO SO YOU GO BOY. YOU GO.
  14. HAL_13 Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:55


    HELL YEAH, I GOT THE 13TH SPOT AGAIN.
  15. Polish Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 12:56


    @ Jay Smith Glad I'm not the only one. I'm not saying he is the next big thing but dude is a fighter, period. He may lose some here and there in the UFC but he is a fucking scary mofo and will put a stamp on some people. All you shit talkers / Kimbo haters, you ever been in a backyard fight with no gloves on and your hands to your side while some dude is unleashing on your face? Ya, I didn't think so... Oh and if you were you probably wouldn't scream "Is that all you got? If thats all you got N***a it's OVA! IT'S OVA!!!" That is the difference between you and Kimbo. He talks shit while getting hit in the mouth because he knows he is about to put you down, you talk shit from behind a keyboard like a coward. Give the guy a fucking break. Props to the man for stepping up, he isn't exactly a spring chicken either. I'm ready to see him smash some old NFL turds...
  16. Mdollas Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 01:03


    This is gunna be an awesome season, but somethin tells me Kimbo's technique will still be lacking and that will end up putting him away.
  17. HAL_13 Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 01:13


    @ POLISH, "Is that all you got? If thats all you got N***a it's OVA! IT'S OVA!!!" HE DID'NT BARK ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT WHEN SETH PETRUZELLI TKO'D HIS BIG BAD NASTY ASS DID HE. HE NEVER CAUSE HE DID'NT HAVE TIME. SETH WAS WAS LIKE (BAM) AND DOWN HE WENT LIKE ALITTLE BITCH. MAJORITY OF THOSE BACK YARD FIGHTERS DON'T USE THEIR HIPS, AND LEGS WHEN THEY THROW A PUNCH. THEY JUST FLING A PUNCH OUT THERE, AND HOPE IT WORKS. JUST WAIT TILL HE TRIES TO GET AHOLD OF A REAL BAD ASS IN THE UFC THAT HAS ALL THE RIGHT TOOLS, AND KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM. THAT (MOFO) WILL BE PUSHIN UP DAISIES. LIKE YOU SAID HE IS A BAD ASS BUT HE HAS NOT FOUGHT ANYONE THAT HAS A BIG NAME AS FAR AS TODAYS FIGHTERS GO. HE BEAT TANK, BIG DEAL. EVERYONE CAN BEAT TANK THESE DAYS. JUST WAIT AND SEE OL'BUDDY.
  18. Cage Rage Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 01:15


    True the guy did step up when Dana called him out but he still looks like someone who would rape you just because......
  19. Fucklord Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 01:16


    Ladies and gentlemen you are looking at the future of the UFC.
  20. Dirky15 Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 01:17


    I just hope Dana doesn't protect Kimbo like the Shaws did... or like he is protecting the British fighters on TUF.
  21. Old_Bald_and_Irish Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 01:21


    Epic 'outey' bellybutton. @ Jay Smith and Polish Look, if I walked into a bar and spilled a drink on Kimbo Slice, I'd be scared s**tless...no doubt about it. I wouldn' be thinking about his lack of ground game. I'd be thinking if I can make it to the door before he pulverizes me. I've always liked Kimbo and I thought he had the basics to make it in MMA. But I was very disappointed with his lack of work ethic when training with Bas Rutten. Bas saw potential in Kimbo. Kimbo, IMO, got lazy and let the hype go to his head. that's why Rutten stopped training him. He said he saw the fire disappear. Hopefully, Kimbo got it back. I hope he does well on TUF. If anything, he is fun to watch. Even his cameo on the Drake and Josh Christmas Special ruled. ...and yes, I have a kid who likes D&J...but Drake and Josh is funny...it's worth it just to watch Josh's weight fluctuate from episode to episode.
  22. Fedor Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 01:27


    Now if only I were in the UFC too Kimbo and I would smash everyone and take over the world. If only these UFC guys would stop ducking me. How do you like them apples......HAL? Mwahahahaha
  23. Fedor Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 01:38


    I think HAL was zooming in on ol Kimbos dick and thats how he saw his fingernails so good. You dirty little boy you!
  24. Polish Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 01:53


    @ OBI You are right regarding the Bas thing, however he is likely out of money now. As he said, he has to feed his family. That will get that fire burning like nothing else. We'll see what he has learned in his time off and what he can pick up on in the house as far as skills go.
  25. Akilleez Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 02:02


    What the hell is wrong with his belly button?
  26. Anhonestmoose Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 02:38


    @ polish i honestly dont know if he could be out of money already, especially since japan would be willing to pay big $ for him if he really wanted. also, $500k buys a lot of groceries, my old man raised 7 on around $35k a year
  27. Kadumel Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 02:53


    I swear some of you assholes just like to think about cocks and Brock Lesnar, its a cross on his chest guys. Kimbo shaves a cross into his chest and you homos see cock, im so confused. I feel like I am in a bizarro world seeing Kimbo with UFC gloves on. I for one hope he does not make, the guy makes MMA look bad no matter how much respect I have for him. Bob Reilly sees the video of Kimbo knocking a guys eye out and its all over.
  28. Kazi Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 02:56


    @ Hal_13 "GET AHOLD OF A REAL BAD ASS IN THE UFC THAT HAS ALL THE RIGHT TOOLS, AND KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM." .....your gay.
  29. HAL_13 Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 03:30


    NOPE, THE HAIR ON HIS CHEST IS NOT A CROSS. I HAVE A CROSS ON MY NECKLACE, AND THAT SHIT ON HIS CHEST IS NO CROSS. ITS DEFINATLY AN ARROW POINTING STRAIGHT TO HIS CHIN. LETS SEE HERE GUYS. HE HAS A RIGHT DEFORMED BICEPT THAT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE, LONG DIRTY NASTY FINGER NAILS, A MAINGY FILTY STUPID LOOKING ARROW SHAVED ON HIS CHEST, AND A BIG FUCKING GOOFY STUPID LOOKING BELLY BUTTON ALONG WITH HIS GLASS JAW. THE MOTHER FUCKER IS 100% GHETTO. I WOULD'NT FIGHT THE NASTY BASTARD EVEN IF I KNEW I WOULD KILL HIM UNTILL HE CLEANED HIMSELF UP, AND GROOMED THOSE FUCKING FINGERS, AND ALL THAT OTHER GHETTO TRASH HE'S SPORTIN AROUND. I BET THE MOTHER FUCKER STINKS SOMETHING FIERCE. OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE.
  30. CZ Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 03:57


    i really dont know why everyone hates this guy so much. If some major league team offered you 500K a game, you'd take it if you really only played in "backyards". What the fuck do people have a problem with him for. If you think that Petruzelli fight was for real, then go watch the backyard fight where he drops his hands and lets dude put about 3 shots on him. People are gonna be mad at how successful he is on this show. This season has 4 NFL players. Kimbo probably has more experience than most, and he trained with Bas Rutten. You hate the guy so much that youre going to watch every week to watch someone beat his ass. More UFC dollars.... Good job DW (you're a jerk)
  31. My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 04:26


    I'll watch the bandwagon pass on by thank you very much. Ain't going anywhere too special.
  32. Kadumel Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 04:33


    I agree with the guy above me. I dont have a problem with Kimbo accepting the money people are offering him because anyone would. I have a problem with the guy offering him the money no matter what damage it does to MMA, because no matter how you look at it Kimbo is where MMA was ten years ago we have since moved on to fighters with class and college degrees. Not that having a degree makes you a good person but I am sure most people will get my point here.
  33. My Fight Wiffa Cheeto Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 04:36


    Oh and shit... "Mayhem" was right about how some of y'all seem to be obsessed with TUF. If you guys vigorously masterbated to it before, I feel bad for your blistering hands come TUF 10.
  34. HAL_13 Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 04:42


    @ KADUMEL, THAT WAS WELL SAID, AND YES I GET YOUR POINT. DAMN SON THAT WAS JUST CLOSE TO THE PERFECT POINT.
  35. Jay Smith Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 04:47


    HAL_13 = Long time loser on CP. Dude, you have to realize that no one agrees with you, and or cares anything about what you think. Work on some basic grammar, spelling, punctuation, and watch another 10 years of MMA, and then maybe.............MAYBE, you can find one person to give a fuck about anything you say! Fingernails..........Go enjoy a tall glass of cock snot, and shut the fuck up!
  36. Kadumel Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 04:57


    @jay smith I take you dont agree with me.
  37. Kadumel Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 04:58


    Im not sure I give a shit that Hal13 agrees with me but I stand by what I said.
  38. Jay Smith Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 05:12


    @ Kadumel My comment was that HAL_13 couldn't get anyone to agree with him, not his dumb ass agree with someone else. You've always come across as pretty knowledgeable when you post here dude. I agree with you about the people paying Kimbo being the problem, but I disagree with the fact that he's not a classy fighter, and that he's where mma was 10 years ago. At least you present your opinion like you have some sense about you.
  39. HAL_13 Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 05:26


    LOL, I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. YOU MAKE ALL OF MY VISITS TO CP WELL WORTH IT. I WISH WE COULD MEET IN PERSON SO I COULD SHAKE YOUR ALL'S HAND, GIVE YOU A BIG HUG, AND THEN KICK YOU IN YOUR ASSHOLE. KEEP UP THE GREAT SUPPORT FOR ME. I HOPE THAT WE CAN SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER HERE ON CP IN THE FUTURE BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE YOU GUYS. YOU MAKE IT FUN FOR ME HERE. THANKS AGAIN EVERYONE. MY NAME IS HAL, AND I HAVE SPOKEN.
  40. T Rex Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 05:37


    Who would of thought that Kimbo has an outtie belly button!?
  41. Lysol Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 05:58


    Sorry Kimbo, but there's already a guy in the UFC sporting chest cockage, and he could kick your ass.
  42. Kadumel Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 07:25


    real original Lysol.
  43. Lysol Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 08:27


    Kadumel, how the hell do you see a cross? If anything, it looks like a fucked up jet plane.
  44. The Harvester Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 09:17


    Wooooooooooooooooo! This season will definately be one of the highest rated seasons yet. It's just too bad they couldn't ink Bobby Lashley as well. Just thinking about a potential match between him and Lashley or them pissing each other off in the house would have been money. Plus you add the fact that the coaches are Rampage and Rashad... thats good t.v. folks. Rampages antics and one liners made his season vs forrest. Its kinda funny however that I feel both will be terrible coaches when it comes to teaching their fighters stuff. DARKNESS IS SPREADING !!
  45. AussieJosh Says:

    Wed, 06/03/09 - 10:18


    What was Kimbos weight in his last fights?
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