(Photo courtesy of Knucklepit.)
2009 is turning out to be a blockbuster year for MMA fighters fooling around and falling in jail. First we had Josh Neer arrested for hit-and-run/DUI. Then Jeff Monson was thrown in the pokey for grandfather clock abuse. Then War Machine got himself placed under citizen’s arrest at the gay club where he works. (Man, that gets funnier every time we write it.) And now it’s Kimo Leopoldo, the UFC old-timer and dark-horse candidate for CSAC executive officer. If you guessed "drug-related," congratulations, you are smarter than a fifth grader. TMZ, as usual, breaks it:
Well, clearly the police uniform was part of an "Officer Friendly"-style youth mentoring effort, and Kimo simply wasn’t aware that impersonating an officer is against the law, and the small amount of methamphetamine was a visual aid to show the kids what they absolutely should not be smoking or injecting, and the whole thing is nothing more than a set-up by corrupt ex-CSAC boss Armando Garcia. (I mean, what else would Leopoldo be doing with the LBPD jumpsuit? Carrying out false arrests on Long Beach drug pushers so he could confiscate their stashes for his own personal use? Ha ha, be serious now.)
Anyway, we hope this is all cleared up soon because a drug conviction could seriously affect Kimo’s high school speaking tour. Though we’d definitely still back him for executive officer of the California State Athletic Commission. After all, who do you want in charge of testing and punishing fighters for abuse of illegal substances? Some pencil-pushing namby-pamby who’s never used steroids or bought crystal meth in his life? Or an unstable drug addict with "Jesus" tattooed on his stomach who actually knows what the hell he’s talking about?
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Tue, 02/17/09 - 06:59
ha no first for nobody!
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:02
So he got caught dressed up as a cop? At least he wasnt dressed up as a women! Well maybe in prison he will be, but thats another story.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:09
Hey people, he was just doing some research for a movie role.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:18
He's kicked the crap out of all sorts of UFC fighters, but now Kimo Leopoldo is battling a serious drug charge. Man TMZ knows how to word things in an obnoxious, appeal-to-10- year-olds kinda way. More Like: This guy got the crap kicked out of him by all sorts of UFC fighters and is now gettin beat up by drug and impersonation charges.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:18
Kimo is just freakin' WEIRD! I mean it. How much more bizzare could he get? Hmmm...I think I don't want to know the answer to my question...
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:24
that fucker looks weird man lol. look up Kimo MMA Instructional Video on youtube hahaha that shit will make you laugh hard!
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHH........fail.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:30
At least his tats are good...........
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:30
Yes!, I've been waiting years to see Kimo and Joe Son teamed up again.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:36
YOU THINK HIS TATS ARE GOOD!?!?!? hahahhahahaha
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:37
Well,.................kind uh.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:43
do you have any tats jay smith?? cuz if you dont and your thinking of getting one try to get something unique cuz that shit kimo has is wack and old. alot of people have that shit. just some advice for ya man
Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:01
Prison Thereapy Circle: Hi my name is Kimo Leopoldo and I am on drugs....welcome Kimo. Hi my name is War Machine and I am on gays....welcome War.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:20
Man CP is gonna have to make an entire new site for their "Year in Review" post. Somebody, please, get this guy some help. And no Machete for Hands, I don't mean covering up those tats, but that would be a good start.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:25
Kimo's quest of becoming executive officer for the CSAC may now be in question... but you know he's going to be the new "big bubba" where he ends up for this one. May god have mercy on their souls.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:37
thats ok, ken shamrock would love to be the next CSAC commissioner. that is, only if he is allowed to wield the harpoon gun that was used to spear his white whale at war gods. actually, he would be content if it was a trophy that hung above his luxurious mantle in his well furnished office...of course, it would be next to his plaque 'the baddest man on the planet'
Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:41
Minus the Jesus Tat, he could be my stunt double
Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:43
Ha ha That must have been on his non-roid stint . Look up Kimo Leopoldo vs Bam Bam Bigelow on youtube. I didn't know Bam Bam actually did MMA...
Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:44
Cage Potato, what the Hell have you done to the posts? A good portion of every other post is now covered in black and I can't read part of what they say. If you are trying something new, it isn't worth a damn.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 08:59
I can smell the ice on your breath from here BRAA... Thats enought to drag you in on its own!
Tue, 02/17/09 - 09:03
@ Machete for hands Actually, I was being facetious the whole time bro. Yeah, I got 7 of em though. Can I ask a question..........why the name Machete for hands?
Tue, 02/17/09 - 09:18
just wow
Tue, 02/17/09 - 09:22
@Jay Smith its from a song from at the drive in. great band
Tue, 02/17/09 - 09:37
And tha loorrddd said rise up KIMO ... become a cop and smoke meth!!!...
Tue, 02/17/09 - 10:09
Machete and Jay Smith, just stop flirting and exchange phone numbers already. Nodoby will judge you besides me.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 10:12
kimo a freakin tweeker,kimbo knocked out by pink haired powder puff slap,war machine a pole smoker,im so confused
Tue, 02/17/09 - 10:42
Go hold hands with TUF Guy chump.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 11:10
A little investigative research shall reveal they've simply foiled an elaborate plot to bust Joe "Balls of Steel" Son out of the poke.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 11:18
Shouldn't it be suspicion of drug possession? They think it's meth, it could be baby laxitive for all we know for sure. If we're reporting it as a sure thing, haven't the terrorists won? And even though I think he's completely insane, I'd still back Kimo for CSAC director over Garcia or Douglas, unless Douglas drops the charade against Antonio Silva and his support staff. rh
Tue, 02/17/09 - 11:20
fail
Tue, 02/17/09 - 11:20
Say what you will about War and Monson, at least they had the sense not to be wearing a fake police uniform while breaking the law. Nothing says "HEY OFFICER, I'M REALLY FUCKING SUSPICIOUS" like one of those...
Tue, 02/17/09 - 11:23
I think you'll see Kimo getting chased on "Dog: The Bounty Hunter" next.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 11:53
this is far too awesome...
Tue, 02/17/09 - 12:10
Go with Christ, bra.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 12:59
I really wanted to post the picture of kimo used on his previous article ( thumbs down pose) but I cant get it to embed/post properly...bs
Tue, 02/17/09 - 01:11
Kimo just needed to add more research for his pursuit of the CSAC athletic commission job. Not only can he tell the ill effects of steroids....he can now show how professional he looks in uniform. And, now from experience he can tell youngsters the effects of smoking battery acid and starter fluid and whatever other carcinogens(in meth manufacturing) needed to turn you from average healthy looking citizen to HIV, crackhead, disease infected near death corpse in no time at all
Tue, 02/17/09 - 01:15
what a f***ing tool. get another jesus tattoo, you stupid douchebag.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 01:20
what is it with all these jesus freaks (behaving like douchebags) in MMA? is it the multiple, protracted head injuries that make the fighters particularly susceptible to ridiculous bronze-age mythologies? what else could explain it?
Tue, 02/17/09 - 01:59
Well, if you're dumb enough to believe in Jesus Fucking Christ, that means you're probably dumb as fuck.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 02:27
Kimo: "I sold my ridiculously large cross I carried to the octagon to Joe Son for a bag of tweek and now this happens."
Tue, 02/17/09 - 02:28
"On the next season of Sober House..."
Tue, 02/17/09 - 03:04
It's not illegal to dress up as a cop. Impersonating an officer charges only count when you try to impose law enforcement on others under disguise as a peace officer. Otherwise every slut and skank would get locked up on halloween. The meth, however, is illegal any time a trailer home is not within 20 yards.
Tue, 02/17/09 - 07:26
Jesus saves. I invest in 401k plans.
Wed, 02/18/09 - 08:15
I always thought it was Jesus our Lord and Savior tatooed on his stomach not his meth dealer.
Thu, 02/19/09 - 03:10
Machete for hands...must be tough to play with yourself LOL, you Wanna be Mother fuckers could'nt even shine this man's Shoes!!! Let alone talk this way to his face. Show some respect ...first we are innocent until proven guilty second "let he who is without Sin cast the first Stone"
Sat, 04/11/09 - 01:06
its ok right now im on the toilet and im thinking is it breakfast or am i going moko loko !!!.......bee gud its me a prior hopeful and still to this day a gladiator for kimo's show ---perez samuel's ....did i mention as a child my nick name is chimbo ..(mountain)wow..21907 grace ave. carson ca 90745...!!!!
Sat, 04/11/09 - 01:10
21907 grace ave. carson ca 90745 tell him i said too stay strong it happens it does and that its ruff rigged life we live or at least ii do perez samuel- lightning in a bottle on a mountain top with no one to injoy the veiw!!! llamen
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