
("Yeah…long white hair. Like Saruman. That’s what I’mma do." / Photo courtesy of Sherdog.)
According to a recent report on MMAFighting.com, Strikeforce light-heavyweight champion Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal has been offered a slot on a yet-unannounced Strikeforce card in Houston on August 21st. Though he was born in Tennessee, went to college in Oklahoma, and does most of his training in California, Lawal considers himself a Texan by heart. No opponents for Mo have been rumored at this point, and few legitimate challengers to his belt spring to mind; Scott Coker may even want 205-pound standout Rafael "Feijao" Cavalcante to defeat Mike Kyle in a rematch before giving him a title shot. We’ll update you when we know more.
In the meantime, Lawal is keeping busy by helping James Toney prepare for his UFC debut. Seriously:
Has Toney finally realized that he’ll need more than Juanito Ibarra’s guidance to survive in a cage with Randy Couture? Whose over-the-top trash talk game will benefit more from the Toney/Mo partnership? And how badly will you shit yourself when Lights Out defeats the Natural via three rounds of top-control?








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commentsBut for the record... I would shit myself inside out.
Okay.
Mumbles is as explosive as a wet noodle. You do the math. His boxing is top notch, of course, but to think he's gonna be even remotely succesful at wrestling would be dum-du-dum-dumb.
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
LOTR reference, ftw.
WooHoo!!!!!!
LOL, good stuff.
I'd better pick up some depends for the fight, just in case this turns out to be like Shamrock/Severn.
Good to see Toney actually giving a damn and training for Couture.
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