Best caption ever. I laughed so loud.

I read that caption and thought saruman was some sort of Japanese fighter I didn’t know about.

Randy is going to take this fight back to the plantation days….he is going to hit mumbles so much, toney is going to be able to speak clearly afterward…..

You cant really sprawl greco.

It doesn’t seem like Toney has enough time to improve his wrestling by August. What he needs is a montage! “You’re the best. Arroouund!!!”

Randy is an accomplished wrestler with a long experienced background. The only thing that will help Toney is SPRAWL…. there is NO way he can get any form of wrestling up to par with Randy. Sprawl and strike… that’s all he’s got.

But for the record… I would shit myself inside out.

Yeah, let me get this straight. Mo, one of the more intelligent, studious, and hard-working fighters currently in the game, is training with Toney, someone who doesn’t seem very interested in the ground game at all. And you believe there’s an equal amount of stand-up vs ground training going? Really?

Okay.

Yeeaahhhhh, but King Mo’s wrestling is explosive. He has good technique, yes, but his takedowns are mostly based on raw athleticism..

Mumbles is as explosive as a wet noodle. You do the math. His boxing is top notch, of course, but to think he’s gonna be even remotely succesful at wrestling would be dum-du-dum-dumb.

I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky,
I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish?

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin’ the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let’s get stoopid!

holy shit! best caption EVER!!!

LOTR reference, ftw.

“mirror mirror in my hand make strikeforce send me another can”.

I’m not so sure how much James Toney can help King Mo, in the striking department considering Toney has to learn MMA footwork.

We all know what this means, James Toney and his bitches in Boston! Word son!

My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.

If Toney pulls a King Mo against Couture and Couture fights like Mousasi….Couture will get the decision win.

Sounds like a great idea to me. Toney is still doomed, but Mo will help him survive a little longer than expected. Its a better partnership for Mo in the long run.

Houston!!!
WooHoo!!!!!!

And how badly will you shit yourself when Lights Out defeats the Natural via three rounds of top-control?

LOL, good stuff.

I’d better pick up some depends for the fight, just in case this turns out to be like Shamrock/Severn.

Good to see Toney actually giving a damn and training for Couture.

I would shit myself so badly that there would be no hope of cleanup. I’d just go ahead and tell the wife it’s time to move.

I really hope this means that Toney is taking this seriously. I’m still scared of his side check kick …