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Knockout of the Day: A WMMA, First-Punch, Falling Tree Trifecta of Awesome

(Props to MMAFighting for the find. The fight starts/ends at the 45 second mark.)

Yesterday’s knockout of the day featured a poor sap who was simply unprepared to deal with his opponent’s Rockette-esque strategy of starting the show with a high kick. And while today’s victim was lucky enough to make it through her opponent’s first kick intact, she completely forgot to follow the most basic rule of fighting: Always keep your hands up. This mental error would prove most detrimental to her 1-0 record as a professional fighter.

Someone grab a spatula.

-J. Jones

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BaghdadBob- October 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm
That's a man, baby!
Mood- October 26, 2012 at 4:21 am
Wasn't she in the second Alien movie?
timboslice- October 25, 2012 at 5:49 pm
Dude........that's a dude...
J_Swilly- October 24, 2012 at 7:00 am
What!?!?! War Machine is hitting chicks again? What is this a porn party!?!?!
Buster Hyman- October 24, 2012 at 12:09 am
Yes karma, beast indeed. Because only girls use the three point stance to start a fight. Zingggg

In all seriousness that woman scares me.
KarmaAteMyCat- October 23, 2012 at 11:46 pm
I train with Kaline she'd knock most men the fuck out. She a fucking game dudes. Wicked strong. Just a beast.
godspeed- October 23, 2012 at 9:21 pm
What do u tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, she's already been told twice.
Goog- October 23, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Dan Henderson nods approvingly. Michael Bisping can relate.
The12ozCurls- October 23, 2012 at 8:10 pm
I was thinking about making a horrifically sexist/homophobic comment about her lady parts being tighter than the tension of the ring ropes but that would be irresponsible and sophomoric, so I will only say , "Nice right hand sir."
winklepicker- October 23, 2012 at 7:22 pm
ArmFarmer- October 23, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Didn't know Tyson Griffin got a sex change..
samclark- October 24, 2012 at 7:15 pm
I thought it was funny...someones on their rag apparently
samclark- October 23, 2012 at 6:20 pm
Am I a horrible person for not finding womens MMA attractive? I understand it's not the point of the sport..I'm just not into it. sexist/10
Pen Fifteen- October 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Is someone grabbing a spatula so she can get back in the kitchen to start cooking dinner, like she should have been doing in the first place?
Sus Scrofa- October 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm
CheechFace you need your eyes checked. That is clearly Miguel Torres back in action.
CheechFace- October 23, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Good to see Dan get back in the win column.
I never liked that stupid red hair anyway.
Fried Taco- October 23, 2012 at 3:29 pm
I didn't catch her name, but it took the announcer about a minute to say it.