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Knockout of the Day: Regional Heavyweight Title Fight Ends in One of the Finest Dicknailings Ever Committed to Film


(Props to MiddleEasy for the find, and yes, that is none other than McBeardsly Oxendine handling Buffer duties.) 

We love local MMA shows for many of the same reasons we love Leonard Garcia; technique is often trumped by a need to entertain, punches are thrown like baseballs at a speed pitch machine, and by the time the smoke has cleared, we usually have at least one thing to laugh about or reference at a later date. It’s like watching a Troma film; sure, you won’t learn any life lessons from the experience, but are you gonna sit there and tell us that you would be better off if you had never seen Poultrygeist? That’s what we thought.

So in the name of mindless entertainment, we bring you the XFP 3 heavyweight title fight between Mark Jahad and Wayne Johnson that went down in Raleigh, North Carolina last Friday. All the cornerstones of a local fight are there; ridiculously telegraphed haymakers, both participants gassing out inside of two-minutes, and a shaky and often out-of-focus camera capturing all the action.

But what you might not see coming is the picture perfect dicknailing that comes via a Wayne Johnson punch (no to be confused with a Wayne-johnson punch, which is even more devastating) at the 2:50 mark.

The knockout comes, somewhat ironically, from a wild right hand that any two-eyed individual should have seen coming a mile in advance. Unfortunately, Mark Jahad was not one of those people, and his error resulted in one of the finest dicknailings ever commited to film. Alright fine, it’s not technically film. GAWD, can’t you guys have fun with anything?

-J. Jones

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realdeal75- May 9, 2013 at 6:50 pm
Are you kidding me? That was the biggest dive I have ever seen. I have seen thousands of people get KO'd and they never go down like that. Its looks ridiculous.
NinjaVanish- May 9, 2013 at 9:43 am
All those people running into the cage to bro hug and share in the spoils of victory, none of which have probably trained a day in their life.
Viva Hate- May 8, 2013 at 4:38 pm
I read Mark Jihad and thought this video was going in another direction, results just as brutal.
teep- May 8, 2013 at 3:58 pm
I loved poultrygiest. It didn't even really look to me like the punch landed very well. Anything can happen in MMA.
Fried Taco- May 8, 2013 at 1:03 pm
Fight would have been over sooner if Wayne knew how to throw anything other than that wild, looping right.
GrandShamrock- May 8, 2013 at 12:21 pm
I don't get this, why when there's a regional title on the line it's called the xxxweight champion of the world, and not the champion of the region?
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