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Knockout of the Day: Tonya Evinger vs. Some Poor Chick Named Brittany

(Props: nigelboatmast via KickYoNuts on the UG)

Bros, you thought Lina Kvokov put in the saddest performance in women’s MMA history? Well, maybe you’re right. But this one is at least equally bad. In February 2007, notable ladykiller Tonya Evinger faced off against Brittany Pullen at the first Fatal Femmes Fighting event in Los Angeles. Even though Tonya only had a few amateur fights under her belt, her skills were in another league compared to Pullen’s, who had maybe — maybe — watched a cardio kickboxing class before stepping into the cage that night.

As Pullen swings her little arms and falls on the mat for no reason, you just know it’s not going to end well for her. And it doesn’t. Fifteen seconds into the fight, Evinger fires off a 1-2 that would make Wanderlei Silva proud, and Pullen is dead to the world. The commentators make references to bags of peat moss. Brittany never competed again, thank God.

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thesraid- February 25, 2011 at 3:07 am
Seriously whichever promoter set up that fight should lose their license. Nevermind the commission that allowed it to go ahead. That's a joke.
Clyde- February 24, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Aside from the fact that Britney clearly has never learned any kind of striking... two minute rounds? What kind of shit is that?
That Guy- February 24, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Brittany stepped into a cage and risked getting KTFO. She's one up on me there
Misfit29er- February 24, 2011 at 8:59 am
Did they pull that broad Brittany out of the mall?! WTF is she even wearing? Realllllly embarrassing for her. lol
RwilsonR- February 24, 2011 at 8:57 am
What's with the "Comments are closed" bullshit on the previous post? I had some very clever remarks about CompuStrike stats for Fitch laying and BJ making excuses that would have been totally original and not obvious at all. Your loss, CP.
RwilsonR- February 24, 2011 at 8:27 am
This girl still hits harder than Jake Shields.
Prometheus- February 24, 2011 at 8:16 am
She couldn't even throw a punch...who let her fight?
DangadaDang- February 24, 2011 at 7:57 am
Also, haha she fell funny.
DangadaDang- February 24, 2011 at 7:56 am
The first sign that someone doesn't belong in the cage would have to be if their punches start from the sky and swing open palmed and downward like a cat trying to scratch your eyes out.
youenjoyzedella- February 24, 2011 at 7:50 am
Way sadder than KvoKov fight...making it way more awesome.
Morningwood- February 24, 2011 at 7:50 am
it's not fair, Tonya is a man!
MyDonkeyPunch- February 24, 2011 at 7:49 am
@ Goog - I know... I put her ass to sleep.
Fried Taco- February 24, 2011 at 7:34 am
I guess I shouldn't have told her it was a slapboxing match.
Smitty- February 24, 2011 at 7:27 am
I'd leave a worse, more hairy two piece on her chin than that!
MediocreThreat- February 24, 2011 at 7:07 am
The new Ruffie.
RearNakedSpoon- February 24, 2011 at 7:06 am
That is just embarrassing. Did she lose a bet or think there would be oil involved?
Darkside- February 24, 2011 at 7:01 am
Hahaha! Women are so cute when they think they are fighters. Like Gina carano, lol.
ReX13- February 24, 2011 at 6:58 am
Tonya Evinger still hates all you assholes.
topdog- February 24, 2011 at 6:50 am
wow she had no business in an amateur fight...
El Famous Burrito- February 24, 2011 at 6:48 am
Brittany, tell yourself it was all a bad dream and get back to the sammich-making.
BattleBorn- February 24, 2011 at 6:40 am
Nice two-piece to the face.
Goog- February 24, 2011 at 6:37 am
She did the same thing after my donkey punch. She has no business in a cage, let alone my bedroom which is even more likely to get you hurt.