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Knockout of the Day: Touch Gloves, Throw Head Kick, Moving On

We’ve paid tribute to first-punch knockouts before, but the first-kick knockout is a beast we see far less of in the MMA world, or any combat sport for that matter. Maybe it’s because many fighters don’t feel comfortable exposing themselves by attempting a fight-ending kick when they’ve yet to feel out their opponent, or perhaps it’s because many kicks used early in a fight are for just that: feeling your opponent out. In either case, the crazy bastard in the black trunks who shall remain nameless really couldn’t give two shits about your so-called “tactics” or fancy schmancy “strategery.” Thems things is best left for the book-reading doctor types with their scientist talk and their elevated pinkies and bubbly alcohol drinks, amiright Taters?

So skip ahead to the 1:30 mark to see this feller disregard all of his pappy’s teachings and open the fight with a head kick that scrambles his opponents brains up worse than a June bug in¬†prairie dog hole.

Now start researching other instances of a first-kick knockout and relay them to us in the comments section so we can compile a proper tribute list. Because let’s face it, you guys know way more about this MMA stuff than we do anyway, and we’ll be at the firing range determining which one of your shirt ideas holds up best to our rigorous series of tests¬†for the next few days anyway.

-J. Jones

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Alan K- October 23, 2012 at 8:53 am
Obviously, any list of first-kick knockouts would include Gilbert Yvel vs. Gary Goodridge from Pride 10.
Australian Mantis- October 23, 2012 at 4:11 am
Dark lighting and chuck in the crowd would put you off a bit, poor bloke was more nervous than his opponent.
Buster Hyman- October 23, 2012 at 12:51 am
it was pretty nice of chuck liddell to check on him at the 1:54 mark
Mr_Misanthropy- October 22, 2012 at 8:21 pm
In Soviet Russia, you block kick with face. Arm for work on collective farm.

Fried Taco- October 22, 2012 at 5:25 pm
I can understand why he didn't see the kick coming, maybe the promoter should spring for a couple more light bulbs.
holeeball- October 22, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Nice parry but, try to use your harms next time.
Miles- October 22, 2012 at 3:23 pm
are you cherry picking the morning report or is it just coincidence? =)
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