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Knockout of the Day: When Keeping it Real Having the Name Anderson Silva Goes Wrong

(Props to UG member KickYoNuts for the find.)

Picture this: You’re a young, wannabe rock star who just so happens to be named Eddie Van Halen. Even worse, you just so happen to LOVE playing heavy metal guitar, and truly believe that all the comparisons to the man himself and requests to play “Eruption” ad nauseam will be worth it when you finally step on stage to accept your Grammy.

So you find yourself a decent crew of bandmates, practice your ass off, and finally convince yourself that you are ready for a shot at the big time. Before you know it, you find yourself opening for Alice Cooper at the Wacken Open Air festival in front of an endless sea of eager spectators. You only get one song to blow the collective minds of the masses and it’s an easy choice: a cover of Pantera’s “Cowboys From Hell.”

You step onto the stage and unleash a whammy bar dive that channels the spirit of the almighty Dimebag Darrell himself, but just as you are about to bellow “Awwwwww COME ON!”, an ill-timed current surges through your microphone and knocks you unconscious. You release your bowels all over your brand new Gibson Les Paul Standard, and even worse, a video of the incident becomes a viral sensation within hours, forever shaming you to a lifetime spent reminiscing about the night you played a spot-on rendition of “Eruption” with your large intestine.

This is the MMA equivalent of that.

-J. Jones

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Natalia- May 30, 2013 at 1:49 pm
what Louise implied I am in shock that a student able to earn $5872 in 4 weeks on the internet. have you read this web page
masterbaitntackle- May 29, 2013 at 7:23 am
I guess my potna was right....Jesus is the only person that can stop Anderson Silva
Hill-Billy- May 28, 2013 at 10:25 pm
I'm no Christian...but that Jesus is a badass son of a bitch!
coldbeer78- May 28, 2013 at 8:54 pm
@J.Jones... Why would you bellow “Are you Rrrrreeeaadddyy?!!!” on the intro to Cowboys From Hell? More like "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh COME ON!!!" Get your fucking Korn and Pantera sorted out, fuckface! (are you ready would be from the song Blind by Korn...)
algiersheadkick504- May 28, 2013 at 5:02 pm
Samething happend to me in basketball not too long ago...the guys name was lebron, I worked him in the game...and im white
Clyde- May 28, 2013 at 4:18 pm
Wow, Anderson Silva Vs Jesus did not play out at all like I expected. And you know what he's like, 2000 years later we're still hearing about this dinner party where he fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes, and now he KO's Anderson Silva inside of 20 seconds. We'll never hear the end of this one...
SethF- May 28, 2013 at 3:22 pm
"Hey Jared, does this Pantera guy ever relax?"
Thumblaster- May 28, 2013 at 3:11 pm
That's the guy chael was talking about.
Fried Taco- May 28, 2013 at 3:05 pm
To be fair, he was fighting Jesus. Looks like He finally decided to try His hand at it instead of just helping Vitor and Bones.
teep- May 28, 2013 at 2:56 pm
"Ohh Amsterdam, ya,ya,ya, stone you like nothing else can."
Ani703- May 28, 2013 at 2:14 pm
Holy shit that guy just knocked out Anderson fucking Silva!!