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K.O. of the Day: Denis Kang vs. Marvin Eastman

While UFC fans had their attention fixed on Chicago this weekend, there was another MMA card going down in Calgary on Saturday — Raw Combat Redemption — which featured a middleweight bout between Denis Kang and Marvin Eastman. As you can see in the above video, it only took 48 seconds (and one well-placed right hook) for the Super Korean to put the Beastman away. Now that’s how you end a main event, people. For full results from Redemption, hit up Sherdog. And if you can understand what the dude in the audience says at the beginning that makes everyone crack up, please let us know.

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Big Time Redneck- October 26, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Anonymous Says:

October 27th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Give up Eastman, You NIGGER

he must be a redneck, because he just said what we were all thinking.
Calgary Redneckers- October 26, 2008 at 9:22 pm
The UFC will sell a lot better out west, since us Rednecks are a lot more entertained by violence then the Artsy' Fartsy' Frenchies.
Anonymous- October 26, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Give up Eastman, You NIGGER
Dildo_Slice- October 26, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Marvin is a "getting knocked out artist"
Dagnut- October 26, 2008 at 8:29 pm
fcukin music at the end was wrecking my head makes me wanna smash something...FUCK
calgary ufc fan- October 26, 2008 at 8:20 pm
btw eastman used too play for the calgary stampeders, could be some old resentment.
calgary ufc fan- October 26, 2008 at 8:19 pm
fuk yea calgary, i would kill too see a ufc event here.
Aaron- October 26, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Oh yeah... Marvin beat Rampage by decision back in 2000. His record is not great, but he does have some Ws.
pookysdabomb- October 26, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I think everyone is missing the point here!
LETS GET THE UFC TO CALGARY! MMA is legal in Alberta....FUCK THE FROGS down east, and PUT ON A SHOW IN THE DOME. It is a sure sell out of 19000+ people.

Lets get Mr. White looking west
Aaron- October 26, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Yeah.. "you suck" still gets laughs. But only when yelled out at the very beginning of the fight, when it is still quiet and the fighter can hear you. Real classy.
TUF Guy- October 26, 2008 at 7:29 pm
He says "Imanuel Velikovsky debated Carl Sagan an won Eastman!"
Anonymous- October 26, 2008 at 7:28 pm
give up probabally. anyone know if they aired a new/old M1 friday?
mayhem420- October 26, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Does Marvin Eastman ever win a fight?
All he does is get KTFO....
FilmDrunk- October 26, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Why does it seem like Marvin Eastman never wins?
MeetHookJones- October 26, 2008 at 7:26 pm
It sounds more like...

"Eastman, you look like a chocolate ninja turtle"

I could be wrong though.
alan- October 26, 2008 at 7:17 pm
sounds more like "head up eastman you suck!"
Ayers- October 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm
"Give up Eastman, you suck"
afspoker- October 26, 2008 at 7:12 pm
either "give up Eastman, you Suck!" or "head up Eastman, you Suck!"

give up sounds much more likely
come back genki!- October 26, 2008 at 7:10 pm
head up easman u suck!. and i think he repeats teh head's up again later
Self Defense tips- October 26, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Eastman just loves getting knocked out. Mmmm....fist tastes good.
jeff- October 26, 2008 at 7:09 pm
EASTMAN YOU SUCK!
agentsmith- October 26, 2008 at 6:55 pm
"And if you can understand what the dude in the audience says at the beginning that makes everyone crack up, please let us know."

You mean the guy yelling "EASTMAN, YOU SUCK!"?
CG- October 26, 2008 at 6:49 pm
It sounds like, "Get out, Eastman. You suck!"
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