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Kobald Plans On F*cking Gina Carano’s Sh*t Up

(Unrelated picture of Gina Carano posing with Tim Curry for EA’s Red Alert 3 courtesy of Fightlinker.)

Just in case you were worried, Kelly Kobald won’t let her respect for Gina Carano get in the way of kicking the crap out of her when they meet at EliteXC/CBS’s third “Saturday Night Fights” show on October 4th. Fighthype has a great interview with Kobald where the Minneapolis native puts the full measure of her ‘tude on display. For example…

On her physique: “I’m probably the biggest girl Gina has ever fought. I’m not tall, but I’m built like a brick shithouse. I’m pretty thick as far as that goes. I have more of a powerlifter type build. I’ve damn near had to cut off a leg to make 135 in my last 2 fights. My comfort range is to fight at about 150-155 pounds…I’m definitely not going to be someone that she can push around.”

On her back-to-back losses: “It’s unfortunate that Gina has to be the opponent that I have to face coming off of those losses because I’m coming out to win. I’m coming for blood. I’m out to validate my name and I’m looking to hurt somebody; not just win. I need to win and once she steps inside of the cage with me, my respect for her as a fighter, or lack thereof, is really not going to come into play.”

On her training camp: “I have a really good training partner that has already fought Gina (Kaitlin Young)…I’m training with Brett Rogers, the heavyweight from EliteXC and Team Bison, and I’m also training with former UFC champion Sean Sherk and also Brock Lesnar at Minnesota Mixed Martial Arts Academy as well. I couldn’t have a better group of people to train with.”

On her match with Gina: “I’m looking for a 1st or 2nd round TKO or stoppage. Gina may be the face of MMA, but I have to say, win, lose or draw I’m going to be the pretty one leaving the cage. I plan on fucking her shit up.”

Boo-yah! We suggest you read the rest here. Props to Bloody Elbow for the heads-up.

Related: Kelly Kobald vs. Adrienna Jenkins (video)

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JDog- September 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I can hardly wait to see this little short legged pig get gutted by Conviction. If you thing Gina f*cked up your girl Kaitlyn's face, what till you see how she stomps a mud hole in this Kobalt chick now that she'll have a full training camp to work with. This isn't going to be a close fight at all. It's going to be a clearly superior fighter, taking a jealous midget to the woodshed and whipping her a** like nothing network TV has ever seen. I know it's easy to be jealous of Gina since she has both looks and talent and Kelly barely has either, but being short and ugly doesn't anymore make you tough than being beautiful makes you weak.

Keep talking sh*t, Kelly Jelly. You're fueling the fire for your own a** kicking.
Brad Majors- August 21, 2008 at 2:24 am
All I read was F*cking Gina Carano and saw a guy whose main claim to fame is playing an outer space drag queen.

Gotta love MMA.
Dr. Frankenfurter- August 21, 2008 at 1:57 am
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania.
bitch tits- August 21, 2008 at 12:05 am
fucking bitchess oughta be fighting naked in a cage.
BIG CHRIS- August 20, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Tim Curry huh?? He should sign with Zuffa and get in the cage with Anderson Silva too, it would be way more enertaining than watching Cote.
tallsforeverybody- August 20, 2008 at 9:19 pm
that's Class A shit talk! Damn.
herfuckedupshit- August 20, 2008 at 8:27 pm
fuck her shit up. fucking fuck her shit up real fucking good. fucking a.
ballzzak- August 20, 2008 at 7:49 pm
tim curry fucking rules.

you know they all float down here..