(Yager went a bit overboard with the pranks by soaking Kyacey’s boxers in Alpo)
In the latest installment of The Ultimate Fighter 11 "The Aftermath" post-episode interview series Kyacey Uscola revealed that he was attacked by pit bulls while on a stroll outside the confines of the TUF house following his loss to Kris McCray and they nearly turned him into Cris Cyborg.
Stephan Bonnar: So Kyacey, after you got off the show you had a pretty interesting fight. This one was not with human beings, but rather with a couple pit bulls. What happened?
Kyacey Uscola: I was walking up to the side of the (TUF) house — sort of along the road and these dogs sort of ran up on me and cornered me. I’m an idiot. I didn’t run when I should’ve ran, but I sort of just squared off with them. I sliced my hand open on one of their teeth. I got a chunk out of my shoulder, my hip, hamstring; the money one was that they bit through my urethra and I had to have a catheter for two weeks.
Bonnar: The tooth actually pierced through your penis?
Uscola: Yeah, all the way through.
Bonnar: It bit a hole in it?
Uscola: Yeah.
Bonnar: Holy shit. Now, at any point did you try choking the dog out were you just throwin’ strikes?
Uscola: I didn’t want to get on the ground with them. It was all sprawl and brawl, man.
Bonnar: So not too different from how you fight?
Uscola: Not much. These hooks that I was throwin’ were from the hip; everything was no technique, nothin’. Kicks, soccer kicks.
Bonnar: Damn. So That was only about a month ago, correct?
Uscola: Yeah, a little over a month.
Bonnar: So how’s the recovery?
Uscola: I’m gettin’ there.
Bonnar: You been able to train yet?
Uscola: Somewhat. About ten days ago. I’m gettin’ back into it.
Bonnar: What about you and the wifey?
Uscola: Actually, there was…uh…just easing back into to things.
Bonnar: Maybe start with some blumpkins.
Now, I heard that the UFC and SPIKE tightened up security since Jeremy Jackson hopped the wall on TUF 4 to meet up with a lifeguard he met at the pool at the Y, but pit bulls?
What’s next, a shark filled moat around the compound?
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commentsIt has a nice ring to it. (No, not Nick Ring you homo-erotically obsessed preverts.)
then I looked at Kyacey's picture above and thought "Blumpkin"
This guy looks like a Blumpkin. Hell, it could be his name.
Try it for yourself.
Blumpkin.
Everybody knows when you fight in the dirt-floor rodeo circuit you have to BOOST your income somehow...
It has a nice ring to it. (No, not Nick Ring you homo-erotically obsessed preverts.)
If it wasn't the TUF house or neighborhood, where was he?
What house was he walking along the side of?
Was it his own house, or that of someone he knew?
Was it the house of the pitbulls' owner?
What was his reason for being in that neighborhood?
Was he peeping into windows?
Now, I'm all about pit bull control in the same way that I'm all about gun control. Was Kyacey (why doesn't he go by his middle name?!) someplace he didn't belong?
I suppose if periodically we grabbed one chihuahua puppy out of a litter and punted it into the lower stratosphere, the rest would catch on pretty quick.
I wouldn't be opposed to their total extinction as a species.
Maybe Jose Aldo can use this next fight.
@drano - that shit actually made me lol, so thank you. I bet you're right about that too - I work in a vet's office and I can tell you, we love pitbulls. They are usually excellent dogs when well handled.
Dachschunds are allright, most of the time. Chihuahuas tho? Some scary mofos. We have way more extra small muzzles than any other size. If chihuahuas came in pit bull size, the world as we know it would end.
At least, I wish it did :(
That's also a great strategy for dealing with angry bears, cougars, lions, tigers, crocodiles, anacondas, monitor lizards, rhinoceri, and the occasional Chupacabra. (Oh, I almost forgot pedophiles and rapists.)
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