(Yager went a bit overboard with the pranks by soaking Kyacey’s boxers in Alpo)
In the latest installment of The Ultimate Fighter 11 "The Aftermath" post-episode interview series Kyacey Uscola revealed that he was attacked by pit bulls while on a stroll outside the confines of the TUF house following his loss to Kris McCray and they nearly turned him into Cris Cyborg.
Stephan Bonnar: So Kyacey, after you got off the show you had a pretty interesting fight. This one was not with human beings, but rather with a couple pit bulls. What happened?
Kyacey Uscola: I was walking up to the side of the (TUF) house — sort of along the road and these dogs sort of ran up on me and cornered me. I’m an idiot. I didn’t run when I should’ve ran, but I sort of just squared off with them. I sliced my hand open on one of their teeth. I got a chunk out of my shoulder, my hip, hamstring; the money one was that they bit through my urethra and I had to have a catheter for two weeks.
Bonnar: The tooth actually pierced through your penis?
Uscola: Yeah, all the way through.
Bonnar: It bit a hole in it?
Bonnar: Holy shit. Now, at any point did you try choking the dog out were you just throwin’ strikes?
Uscola: I didn’t want to get on the ground with them. It was all sprawl and brawl, man.
Bonnar: So not too different from how you fight?
Uscola: Not much. These hooks that I was throwin’ were from the hip; everything was no technique, nothin’. Kicks, soccer kicks.
Bonnar: Damn. So That was only about a month ago, correct?
Uscola: Yeah, a little over a month.
Bonnar: So how’s the recovery?
Uscola: I’m gettin’ there.
Bonnar: You been able to train yet?
Uscola: Somewhat. About ten days ago. I’m gettin’ back into it.
Bonnar: What about you and the wifey?
Uscola: Actually, there was…uh…just easing back into to things.
Bonnar: Maybe start with some blumpkins.
Now, I heard that the UFC and SPIKE tightened up security since Jeremy Jackson hopped the wall on TUF 4 to meet up with a lifeguard he met at the pool at the Y, but pit bulls?
What’s next, a shark filled moat around the compound?