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Ladies and Gentlemen (Specifically Ladies), Prepare Yourselves for Pink Fight MMA

(Sorry Cyborg, you can’t come.) 

Many of you are likely familiar with a Brazilian based promotion called Jungle Fight; through it we have witnessed Jose Aldo’s only professional loss, Machida vs. Bonnar, and the humble beginnings of such fighters as Paulo Thiago, Thales Leites, and Ronaldo Souza. Created and currently run by former fighter Wallid Ismail, Jungle Fight has grown to become a regular feature of ESPN Deportes, and will be looking to branch out into the world of women’s mixed martial arts when it debuts an all woman promotion, audaciously labeled Pink Fight MMA, on January 29th.

That’s right. Pink Fight MMA.

The card will feature six fights and is headlined by a 125 pound clash between 4-2 Shooto veteran Maria Elisabete “Beth” Tavares and 2-3-1 muay Thai striker Kalindra Carvalho Faria. The affair will transpire at the Descobrimento Cultural Event Center in Porto Seguro, Bahia, Brazil. Ismail released a statement on the promotion’s big debut, declaring that, “I’m sure that Pink Fight will reveal new talents and encourage other women to become professional fighters.” Truly a man of his word, Pink Fight’s official website has already begun accepting applications, so if you have a little sister in need of a disciplinary lesson that simply cannot be taught in the household, sign them up today.

The upstart promotion has already found its fair share of advocates, starting with long time MMA supporter and Brazilian Senator Magno Matla, who has publicly come out in favor of an all woman MMA league, stating the following:

Such a big nation with the potential to create champions deserved a female promotion. We have a lot of examples to follow, [like] world No. 1 Cris ‘Cyborg’ [Santos] and our president, who is also a woman. Brazil has a lot of female representatives who make us proud and now it’s time to create MMA idols, too.

While Her Excellency Dilma Rousseff is undoubtedly an inspiration for women worldwide, you might want to reserve judgement on Cyborg, Mr. Malta. Don’t get us wrong, the woman is being made an example of, but that’s not exactly the same thing.

What say you, Potato Nation? Is Pink Fight destined to become the Mecca of women’s MMA, or will it fall face down in the mud, nay, the YAMMA pit? Let’s hope it’s the former.


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Mofo- January 24, 2012 at 1:49 pm
RSparrow for comment of the week! Someone fucks that. LOL'd at work.
Danga, I thinking about u baby.
BaghdadBob- January 24, 2012 at 10:05 am
"Pink Fight MMA"? Sounds like the owners got two seconds into a brain storming session on what to call the promotion and called it quits.
Fletch the V Stretch- January 24, 2012 at 7:44 am
I just don't see how you would have a "fan" or "stalker" who wanted to use your name...

JK. The Danga on MMAjunkie left a pretty brash comment so I figured maybe you were lashing out at junkie users as opposed to the CP nation. Ha I am just messing.
DangadaDang- January 24, 2012 at 7:32 am
I know I may not be the most revered writer at CP, but there is NO WAY IN HELL I would ever use "u" to represent "you." For shame, Fletch, for shame.
Fletch the V Stretch- January 24, 2012 at 7:16 am
I can't even remember. Hold on and I will try to check and see.

Ok I just realized I never submitted the above text. I found it. It is on the article concerning Jon Jones saying he will be ready to fight by the time UFC ATL comes around. I am from ATL, would be nice to JJ crush someone in person.
DangadaDang- January 24, 2012 at 7:08 am
Fair point. As far as MMA sites go, CP is the only one I have a username under, but feel free to continue with this conspiracy theory. What article was it on?
Fletch the V Stretch- January 24, 2012 at 6:54 am
Sometimes I like to humor myself with the comments section. The site attracts a lot of opinionated assholes and I enjoy reading their arguments from time to time.

ALSO, who would want to steal your thunder??

Let's take a poll: Who on here thinks it really was Danga? My vote, yes. haha
DangadaDang- January 24, 2012 at 6:41 am
You think I waste my time on MMA Junkie? Come on now. Apparently someone is stealing my thunder. The real question is, why the hell were YOU on MMA Junkie?
Fletch the V Stretch- January 24, 2012 at 6:37 am

I was on MMAJUNKIE the other day and saw a comment from a member named "Danga" in the comments section..

I am going to assume this was you. SO instead of writing quality articles you are pounding scotch and commenting on a MMAJUNKIE? SHAME. :)
SnackDaddy- January 24, 2012 at 1:49 am
Worst. MMA organization. Name. Ever.
Todd M- January 23, 2012 at 10:01 pm
Sorry girls but face down in the mud it is for you, WMMA is struggling to even stay on as a sideshow to the mens division. The best way for WMMA to grow is to continue to put the fights on cards with the men so people tune into watch in the first place, I didn't like WMMA to start with but because of Strikeforce and Bellator I am now a fan. I could be wrong and I applaud them for trying this out but at the moment I don't think too many people are going to tune in just to watch the females.
DangadaDang- January 23, 2012 at 5:18 pm
I must admit, I did not expect the comment thread to spin in a Mike in Brazil direction. *applauds*
RSparrow- January 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Someone fucks that.
Mofo- January 23, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Mike is a fine documentarian. We ARE talking about Michael Moore right?
TerryEtimFrozenNTime- January 23, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Can't wait to whip it out to a triangle choke. This has taken way too long to put together. Congradulations Pink Fight! Hopefully they have merch soon.
bootystar- January 23, 2012 at 4:15 pm
roast beef must not be on the menu if all you see in brazil is a couple of cheeks
The12ozCurls- January 23, 2012 at 3:56 pm
If a chicks vagina looks like an Arby's sandwich, you probably wanna double wrap your hog before plowing ahead. You dig?
bootystar- January 23, 2012 at 3:54 pm
you can expect sopa & zuffa to shut this down since only polical heavyweights & casino owners are allowed rights in the united states of the earth
RwilsonR- January 23, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Yeah Mofo, Mike's documentary travels through Brazil were part of the research behind my comment.
Mofo- January 23, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Imma go find my girl and fight her pink. Beat the puss up, beat the puss up.
Mofo- January 23, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Wow wilson, I applaud you. Funny enough, the only Brazilian chick I ever banged was a "buttadrapes". Everything was hot on her but her beef drapes.
I'm not counting all the Mike In Brazil...
RwilsonR- January 23, 2012 at 2:53 pm
If this league is primarily going to be filled with Brazilian women, I'm not sure "Pink MMA" is the right moniker. Maybe they go with the "Well-done Roast Beef curtains MMA" if they want to shoot for accuracy.
Ricardo Guitardo- January 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm
I don't know anything about Pink MMA but whoever that dude is in the pictuer for this article is one funny looking dude.
Passive jay- January 23, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Pink Fight should have a brother league of gay male fighters called Stink Fight that will fight once for every two Pink Fights.

Captcha is Onancock rallssib.....classy
The12ozCurls- January 23, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Will Pink Fight allow hunting, ammo and knife sponsorship? Or will they go with the inevitable Corona and Massengill dynamic duo?