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Las Vegas Man Chains Teenage Daughter to Bed and Starves Her into “Fighting Weight”

(Looks like cell block C is getting a new Santa for their annual Christmas party.)

A Las Vegas man went to extreme measures to ensure that his teenage daughter, an aspiring MMA fighter, stayed within her fighting weight.  Robert Blue chained his fifteen-year-old daughter to her bed to keep her from eating after he discovered she had gained weight and was sneaking food – canned peas and corn, of all things – and only released her to eat small meals and train with renowned Muay Thai coach Master Toddy.

According to a local news station the girl is a promising athlete, but suffered from having a moronic, overbearing father:

She holds world records for youth power lifting. She was vicious in the mixed marital arts ring. And her trainer Master Toddy says she has character.
"She has a heart. If she wants to be a fighter, she can be," Master Toddy said.

Blue also kicked his daughter, hit her with a stick and a weight belt, all, presumably, to help her become a champion fighter.  Just goes to show you that stage parents exist even in the sporting world, and are equally as disgusting.  But wait, it gets weirder and sicker:

When asked why, according to reports, he told police that he was making decisions for her best interests. Besides, he said in the report, he didn’t know it was wrong because the Government restricts people’s movements all the time.

Wow.  A reference to “the Government” and all its ills really fits right in with that beard to tell us a story about who this guy really is.  Fortunately the girl sent an email asking for help and police arrested her father, which means the Government is about to restrict his movements for a while. 

In the meantime, Mr. Blue, it is our sincere hope here at Cage Potato that your daughter does become a world-class fighter, and that the first ass she mercilessly kicks is yours.  Just as soon as you get out of jail, that is.

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Poutine Guillotine- January 23, 2009 at 6:15 pm
instead of a barrage of funny comments, lets get to the real issue...could someone photoshop a funny hat on that bastard?
KTFO- January 23, 2009 at 2:01 am
I feel your pain brother. When my family learned of my obsession with cased meats they would often pelt me with oscar myer products. In the end they were convicted of Balognaious assault with intent to keilbasa.
JIMMA- January 22, 2009 at 10:12 pm
... He must have found out she was a Carano fan ...

Big Mar- January 22, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I heard Gina was on his program until she escaped after eating through the chains.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Who'll be her daddy now?
Piss in my own fruit tray- January 22, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Send Armbreaker a shirt!! That is a comment of the week right there.
Herald Foster- January 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm
roy jones jrs dad used to put nails in a board above roys head when he would practice bobbing and weaving. so maybe theres something to taking your childrens childhood away and replacing their soul with your own lifes regrets.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 2:36 pm
He was only concerned about her health, you gize. That's always the reasoning behind shit like this, isn't it?
Brent- January 22, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Maybe she has the sickness.

"God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wickedness!"
NECROPHYTE- January 22, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Ozone... I hope i get a shirt for calling you a.... "Fucking Pussy willow"
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm

-signed Rqnoc
bonerjams 98- January 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I got nothing
Ozone- January 22, 2009 at 11:53 am
Looks like everyone's a fucking jokester on such an inhumane act by a disturbed father against his own daughter...hope it gets you a fucking t-shirt
Jay- January 22, 2009 at 11:52 am
Jay Smith's knowledge of gynocology is impressive. Kegel4life.
NECROPHYTE- January 22, 2009 at 11:51 am
Fuck...that dude looks like my Professor.

I didn't know rednecks knew what Muay Thai was, usually white people hate whatever they can't pronounce.
Dana White's Pasty Bald Head- January 22, 2009 at 11:28 am
A cold wind...
Jay Smith- January 22, 2009 at 11:27 am
I can hear him telling the cops now, "She needs to have EVERY muscle strengthened for fighting! Fingering her strengthens the kegel muscles for hip strength, I'm telling you!!!"
Armbreaker- January 22, 2009 at 11:10 am
Gina Carano needs this guy to help her make weight!
just some dong- January 22, 2009 at 11:01 am
blue your my boy!!
Demon Cobras- January 22, 2009 at 10:40 am
I'm sorry, I just read the part where a 15 year old girl was handcuffed to a bed, so I fwapped real quick.
Glenn Carano- January 22, 2009 at 10:38 am
Oh, so that's how it's done!
Rear Naked Anal- January 22, 2009 at 10:34 am
My dad died in a car accident.
biohazardone- January 22, 2009 at 10:17 am
Classic Shitwhistle.....hilarious....
Norm the angry pollack- January 22, 2009 at 10:16 am
some people should be dealt with like old yeller
richorama- January 22, 2009 at 10:11 am
Bravo, Shitwhistle. Bravo.