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Last Call for “Ask Gary” Questions; Prepare Yourselves for “Ask Dan”


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After four thrilling installments, “Ask Gary” is riding off into the sunset. Gary Goodridge has one more column left in the tank before calling it quits, so please deposit your final burning questions into the comments section below, and we’ll make sure he gets ‘em. If you missed any of Gary’s previous columns for CagePotato, click here.

Still, when one door closes, another opens — and another hulking MMA legend walks through it. We’re pleased to announce that we’ve lined up UFC Hall of Famer Dan Severn to do his own CagePotato column, which will follow the same mailbag format as Gary’s (unless we come up with something better). Got any questions related to the Beast’s 17-year, 124-fight career? Let’s hear it. As always, thanks for supporting the fighters who built this sport while you were, you know, on your father’s nutsack.

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wocaomike- July 25, 2011 at 6:29 pm
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sp00n-- July 25, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Do you still watch MMA events nowadays? If so, who are a few fighters that you enjoy seeing in the ring?
XENOPHON- July 23, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Dear Mr. Gary,

You see, Fluffa, government-owned Flash Entertainment, Dwight and the UFC want my next fight scheduled to take place at Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates. Problem is pussy is super scarce in the Middle East and Gulf states.

Win or lose, I only fight for the after parties that so many fighters love to tell their fans all about. Like a trip to Las Vegas, between you and me it's all about "...the hookers and blow...", right?

Unlike UFC's best fighters who all have deformed cojones, I don't fight as a result of my need for Testosterone Replacement Therapy (TRT.)

So please tell us this....


How many chicks have you had throwing their pussy at you after your fights....did the sponsors ever help in arranging the female celebrations at the after-parties,.....and from all the events you participated in what city gets the title of "best pussy ever?"
sinistercannibal- July 23, 2011 at 10:10 am
What's the best part of mma? Having the money, ladies and fame? or knowing that you are a superior warrior to another human animal?
sinistercannibal- July 23, 2011 at 10:05 am
Would you prefer to plow Sarah Palin or Lady Gaga?
shangshang- July 23, 2011 at 4:50 am
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Giblets- July 22, 2011 at 8:10 pm
^ I.e. Boxing and grappling for example and why?
Giblets- July 22, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Gary, what two fighting styles do you think are the best combination for mma?
Payday- July 22, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Is Japanese pussy as good as my Marine Corp brother claims it is?
Giblets- July 22, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Apologies, to excited read the article and that's a no to dan question time. Yeah seriously cat cum go fuck your self that whole rant was painfully unfunny.
DangadaDang- July 22, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Yeah I'm with Villa, what happened to Hendo?
And this Karmatrollsemen, stop wasting your time here and have your mom drive you to the movies to watch another "Movie Movie" because your jokes are about as funny and necessary as another one of those.
Giblets- July 22, 2011 at 5:09 pm
Are we asking Mr Beast questions yet? If so would you fight Steven seagal? And if yes, how would you see that fight go down?
Fatty McDickbutts- July 22, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Mr. Gary, if you could be any animal which animal would you be and why?
Bob Villa- July 22, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Did Dan Henderson ever answer our questions, or did I just miss that one?
KarmaAteMyCum- July 22, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Dear Mr. Goodridge,
First off I just want to say that I am BIG into men, and subsequently I like BIG men in me. This all began when I was just a small child. Every night my mom would tuck me into bed, she would be naked and would stroke my entire body trying to seduce me into having sex with her. But women were never my thing and I knew that if I could hold out until she left, Dad would come to my room a few hours later. At first I used to act like I was asleep while he caressed and probed me all over my body, but soon I couldn't take it anymore. I would already be naked by the time he came in, we would rub and suck each other for hours. God I love my father's warm, wet mouth... I just hope he enjoys mine as much. At first I would scream a little when he would penetrate me, but soon I would feel awkward if he wasn't inside me. As I got older I wasn't with him as much, it was very hard for me. I used to replace him with other men, many times even groups of men, and while I can proudly say that I've had 4 men in me at once it was never the same as my dad. Now I have re-connected with him and things are pretty good between us. I've moved back into my old room and we are having sex constantly. Every night I get to experience my dad's legendary mouth and hard shaft inside me, it has truly filled a void for me. And I know that he is starting to appreciate my mouth as well. I know because after long hours of him riding me hard, I'll take him out so I can taste my sweet pink hole. Soon after he is deep in my mouth I'll feel a warm, salty blast in the back of my throat and he will become soft on my lips. This is how I know my dad truly loves me. But the problem now is that my mom has become extremely jealous of us and is obviously unsatisfied. Many times I will look up to see her peeking through the door and sometimes she will even sneak into the room and masturbate while my dad and I are trying to fuck. It's disgusting. So this brings me to my question... Mr. Gary Goodridge, will you please come to my house and have sex with my mom on a regular basis so my dad and I can suck and fuck each other in peace?
We would really appreciate it.
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Sincerely with love,
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Karma
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P.S.- You can even join in with my dad and I, please just keep that dirty bitch away from us.
Chiggs- July 22, 2011 at 3:38 pm
K 1st of CP, theres this guy named Don Frye, who already had an awesome segment hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huuhRcnDUUk
Should think about getting that going again, or at the facking very least, doing a Frye Column, would be the most badass thing ever, in the history of the interwebs..anyways, on to Gary an some questions, take your pick, or use em all :P
1) What was the best or most entertaining venue or show you've fight on or just plain attended, imagine a PRIDE or JMMA event??

2) Tech n9ne or Lil Wayne??? RA The Rugged Man or Eminem for entrance tunes or just in general?

3) Has your sister ever thought about getting in the cage an whupping some ass?? She definetly looks fit, does she train at all herself?
WalksInTheDarkness- July 22, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Dear Gary,

Did you feel bad about squeezing that dude's balls to win the International Vale Tudo Championship? And what's it like feeling another man's testicle pop in your hand?
intercept440- July 22, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Dear gary, punch whoever it is in the office who keeps writing stupid ass articles about nonsense

thanks
Mad_Max- July 22, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Gary,

What do you miss the most about your PRIDE days?
via. saku buttspank submission- July 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Dear Gary, Have you ever had to take a big dump just before,or during a fight? If so, What kind of mental preperation is needed to block it out, and survive such a shitty scenerio.
danomite- July 22, 2011 at 1:48 pm
GARY:
thanks for answering my questions. I can't think of any more good ones for you.
DAN:
1. Have you worn man-panties for all 124 of your fights? Personally, I don't see why everyone doesn't wear them.
2. 1 KO loss in your first 122 fights, and now 2 in your last 2 fights. what's up with that?
3. I'm 0-0 as a professional and amateur. My entire martial arts experience consists of 6 months of youth(not me, I was 26) karate classes at the Y. Will you fight me? And if so, how much will it cost me?
4. Considering you fight roughly 52 times a year, do you make enough money to live on just from your fight purse even though you fight for small promotions?
5. Did you steal the mustache from Freddy Mercury?
6. Wouldn't it have been sweet if the UFC brought you and Royce back for a rematch at their Rio show?
7. Give me your most memorable/craziest moment from UFC 4
Viva Hate- July 22, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Did you ever complete a move to XARM? Who would you fight if you could fight anyone ever in history? My favorite moment of your career was the KO of Paul Herrera, what was yours? Thanks for being one of the OGs of MMA
skeletor- July 22, 2011 at 1:28 pm
When you see the highlight of your murderous series of crucifix elbows do you get a little chub?
Fried Taco- July 22, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Do you think clicking on links is good exercise for all us wimpy keyboard warriors?
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