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A Last Minute Gift Idea For The MMA Fan In Your Life

Chuck Liddell Iceman hat
(Just imagine the disappointed faces on Christmas morning…)

This is an actual Chuck Liddell baseball cap in an actual dollar store (see, I wasn’t kidding about that) in Missoula, Montana.  I photographed it myself earlier today, but only after overhearing the following conversation between a father and his petulant pre-pubescent son:

Dad: Hey, look.  It’s an Iceman hat.  You love the Iceman!

Son: You don’t even know who that is.

Dad: Yes I do.  It’s Chuck Liddell.

Son: You only know that because it says it right on the hat.  (in a snotty tone) What sport does he do?

Dad: (in perfect deadpan) Fucking figure skating.  Let’s get out of here.

They left a few moments later without purchasing the hat.  Me?  I stood there, trying to decide on the hat or the Chuck Liddell octagon-shaped mirror with a huge drawing of Liddell himself etched into the center of the glass, effectively rendering it useless as a mirror, neither of which cost more than five bucks.  I went back and forth for what seemed like ages.  Then I said screw it and decided to give everyone I know gift certificates for free back rubs like I do every year.  It’s going to be a great Christmas.

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Harry Sack- December 24, 2009 at 10:28 pm
@ aussie - Why do you assume one has to be after the caption contest to be a smart ass on CP? I mean really, is it just me or does this site simply 'reek' of arrogant smart 'asses' left and right (Diaz smells...the opening), regardles of contest or reward? For some of us life is merely a heaping mountain of bullshit to be climbed with a middle finger extended to all who might challenge our place at the top.
And didn't your aborigine-child-stealing, Tony Bonello producing, poisonous jelly fish infested, backwards-ass country at least teach you the proper use of the word THEIR? Just asking - they do have schools in Australia right?
Hulk Smash- December 24, 2009 at 5:24 pm
sweet jeezus - i just watched a clip of liddell dancing, and i'm speechless. that mufuh has fallen far. i hope with all i have that if he does in fact have a return engagement against gianthead ortiz, that he beats him and then retires for good.
if, on the other hand, he loses to ortiz, then we're all gonna be stuck with having to put up with ortiz's douchebaggery for at least another year. i think i'd rather have a drano enema than have to go through a year of tito being in the spotlight again.
JamesTChrist- December 24, 2009 at 11:25 am
I assume you are only in MT to catch Chad Dundas' newest shitty band. I bet they play three old Sputnik's songs
TylerDyrden- December 24, 2009 at 11:22 am
yeah that's gross! try a hop's rising from squatters brewery! insane!
El Famous Burrito- December 24, 2009 at 10:59 am
YEAH! My easily swayable opinion has been swayed again! Fuck Cooper's Pale Ale!
skeletor- December 24, 2009 at 10:40 am
@Aussie Josh
I assume you have your computer at the beach? You lying fuck, you're just sitting at your house looking at CP you friendless bastard. Coopers pale ale sucks a fat dick as well.
El Famous Burrito- December 24, 2009 at 7:13 am
You magnificent bastard.
AussieJosh- December 24, 2009 at 2:13 am
You guys try so fucking hard to win the caption contest it makes me sick! just sitting back in this Australian summer sipping a nice cold Coopers pale ale at the beach watching all the hot girls and there boobs bouncing as they run, in the hope that one day Ben will send me a free T shirt with out coming up with anything funny or smart to say!
Have a merry Christmas and a happy neay year everyone!
TylerDyrden- December 24, 2009 at 12:08 am
what a piece of shit hat.....
MyFightWiffaCheeto- December 23, 2009 at 11:10 pm

Shut the fuck up you "unfunny" prick.

Also, Fowlkes... MT sucks. Move your 'rents from outta there. They couldn't even win the FBS Championship or whatever they call D-III nowadays.
bennihan- December 23, 2009 at 10:56 pm
chuck hats in the dollar store? must have trouble drinking so much
HeHateMe- December 23, 2009 at 9:48 pm
You guys try too hard to be funny. For some comes on the other hand...not so much.
Goat- December 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Being as there is no hair to be causing an itching sensation, I will assume you are being silly and will laugh a hearty laugh along with you and continue to drink my Mike's Hard Limeade.

robthom- December 23, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Missoula is a shithole!

Despite popular opinion, the bane of MT IMO.
RustyShackleford- December 23, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Did you see the Phil Baroni Sunglasses in the back?
Harry Sack- December 23, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Goat, while you are down there you think you could scratch a little to the left?
Voodoo- December 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Backwards as this makes Missoula seem, damn I miss home.
Harry Sack- December 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
There were some "Joe Diesel Riggs certified genuine" items for sale on the streets of Phoenix but they only came in five, ten, and twenty dollar increments gift wrapped in Ziplock baggies just in time for the holidays.
Horror Fighter- December 23, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Dad > son

Should have spent the buck. The hat would have been a great prize for a future caption contest.
robthom- December 23, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Whoever buys that hat kind of deserves it in the end IMO.

My sympathy reservoir has run dry!
Bloodlust- December 23, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I hit up the dollar store here in nj and all they had was some Frankie Edgar hair gel.
KidDinomite- December 23, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I'd pay top dollar for some Machida piss.....
MMAinMontana- December 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Sadly I rushed to get this hat but it was already sold. I had to drive to Butte to get the Kieth Jardine socks...
Goat- December 23, 2009 at 3:23 pm
exes -
Tito already has the douche bag market locked
exes.for.iballs- December 23, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Ball caps?

Wouldn't Chuck Liddell douche bags be more appropriate?