(Just imagine the disappointed faces on Christmas morning…)
This is an actual Chuck Liddell baseball cap in an actual dollar store (see, I wasn’t kidding about that) in Missoula, Montana. I photographed it myself earlier today, but only after overhearing the following conversation between a father and his petulant pre-pubescent son:
Dad: Hey, look. It’s an Iceman hat. You love the Iceman!
Son: You don’t even know who that is.
Dad: Yes I do. It’s Chuck Liddell.
Son: You only know that because it says it right on the hat. (in a snotty tone) What sport does he do?
Dad: (in perfect deadpan) Fucking figure skating. Let’s get out of here.
They left a few moments later without purchasing the hat. Me? I stood there, trying to decide on the hat or the Chuck Liddell octagon-shaped mirror with a huge drawing of Liddell himself etched into the center of the glass, effectively rendering it useless as a mirror, neither of which cost more than five bucks. I went back and forth for what seemed like ages. Then I said screw it and decided to give everyone I know gift certificates for free back rubs like I do every year. It’s going to be a great Christmas.
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@ aussie – Why do you assume one has to be after the caption contest to be a smart ass on CP? I mean really, is it just me or does this site simply ‘reek’ of arrogant smart ‘asses’ left and right (Diaz smells…the opening), regardles of contest or reward? For some of us life is merely a heaping mountain of bullshit to be climbed with a middle finger extended to all who might challenge our place at the top.
And didn’t your aborigine-child-stealing, Tony Bonello producing, poisonous jelly fish infested, backwards-ass country at least teach you the proper use of the word THEIR? Just asking – they do have schools in Australia right?