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Least Prepared MMA Fighter Ever Takes to the Cage, So Let’s Watch and Laugh


VidProps: KravMagaDesoto/YouTube

You know, we were really hesitant to post this at first. Here we have video of a fighter that has clearly spent about the same amount of time in training as the “Say Goodnight” guys, fighting in public, in front of a paying crowd, no less,  and she’s being recorded. She’s clearly out of her depth, and dangerously overmatched. It is, quite frankly, a spectacle, and it’s probably bad for the sport, right?

That’s when we realized that we woke up cranky and crabby and possibly some other c-words.  (Plus, it’s already shown up in every combat sports forum on the interwebs.)

While yes, the fighter is overmatched and could be hurt as a result, safety and professionalism win the day, as her opponent and the referee do a good job of ending the fight as soon as it becomes apparent that Mrs Butterbean has no defensive skills. (Or offensive skills. Really, not much in the way of skills on this lady at all.)

With those concerns assuaged, what we’re left with is some very amusing video of a fighter who reacts to an MMA fight like she’s being attacked by a hive of Tropical Rapist Bees intent on removing her clothing and stinging her repeatedly on the face and gut.  Her striking is so bad it would still be ineffective if she had cybernetic hands dipped in glue and glass.   And then set on fire.

CagePotato has been unable to confirm that the unnamed fighter thanked her trainer, Greg Stott, after the official announcement of her loss. Actually, we’ve been unable to find any info about this fight at all, and Krava Maga Desoto hasn’t shared any info with us. Perhaps it’s better for all involved if she just remains anonymous.

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KravMagaDesoto- September 18, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Here is the link to the promotor's video of the fight. It is a better angle than my video. It also has the refs reaction and her crazy walkout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQv3T7p4yEM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
KravMagaDesoto- September 18, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Hi guys, thanks for posting my video. I left the fight info off the YouTube channel out of respect to the poor girl. The promotor and trainer I have no respect for. The promotor was Cage Assault in West Memphis, Arkansas. They did a horrible job matching up fighters. I have a feeling they planned it this way. They opened the show with a prayer where the announcer prayed "Lord, we know some of these fighters will be severly injured and some may break their arms and lose teeth, but we want you to be with them.". They sang the national anthem with their logo on the tv monitors and no flag. I am a Krav Maga/MMA school owners. I went to this venue to watch a friend's student fight, and to scout a fighter that we will be fighting soon under a different promotor. I would feel sorry more sorry for this girl had she not walked sown the isle showing off and acting cocky. She complained after the ref stopped the fight that she wasn't done. She did land two good punches, but they were to the back of the ref's head. The fight team was Black Ops MMA of Marion, Arkansas. I could not find anything about them online.
Clyde- September 7, 2011 at 5:15 am
@Aussie Josh. If I step into the cage with someone who knows what they're doing, and I don't know what I'm doing, is that ballsy or just stupid?
NinjaVanish- September 6, 2011 at 9:14 pm
@ Pen Fifteen

I don't doubt that for a second, I live and train in Cedar Rapids and have seen some insane ass crap fights, especially before they regulated MMa in July 2010.

I watched a guy who weighs 260 pounds get a HW title shot in a promotion by running through a bunch of 185-205lbers lol.
AussieJosh- September 6, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Give her a break guys!
She is a little over weight but not much larger then your avrage u.s.a female.
And at least she had the "balls" to step in the cage and give it a go!
Most of you keyboard warriors would be shit scared to step in to a cage with anyone who knew what they where doing!
djp1988- September 6, 2011 at 4:57 pm
She clearly would've won if she hadn't of had a Shane Carwin adrenaline dump.
TKRomeo- September 6, 2011 at 3:08 pm
@Payday Fuck you the Lions RULE!!!!
fatbellyfrank- September 6, 2011 at 2:59 pm
And which athletic commision sanctioned this LOL, man , I think PAYDAY might be on to something
GistoftheFist- September 6, 2011 at 1:32 pm
@newaza

What sport is MMS? Never heard of it. Yeah, i've seen better girlfights on youtube, and 96% of them are two skanks holding each other's hair and rolling around like deer locking horns. This looks like she was trying to slap dandruff off her opponent. She makes Ettish's skills look good. Hopefully someone will tell her that biceps and beerguts aren't enough to win fights before she gets demolished by a skilled fighter. (Also, my captcha was "nggership because".
Payday- September 6, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I *guarantee* this is the situation:
The corn fed chick beat up a couple bitches in high school via hair pull / overhand slap. She got a reputation for being tough and carried that through school. Small time MMA promotion comes to town and all her friends are like, "Oh - remember when you whipped Amy Johnson's ass? You'd kill any bitch you get in the ring with." Corn Fed, much like the Detroit Lions, starts believing her own hype and next thing you know she's eating a half dozen punches with her back to her opponent.
The Fresh One- September 6, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Ahhh, the old the "Running Hammerfist." Haven't seen that since Bodog Fights...
Cheeseburger Eddie- September 6, 2011 at 11:28 am
if she could have gotten the other girl down she could have submitted her via Truffle Shuffle, @0.35 sec
SethF- September 6, 2011 at 11:03 am
Laugh all you want, but if she used the suplex instead of the spinning lariat, we'd REALLY be laughing at how she thought "What Would Zangief Do?" was a practical strategy for an MMA fight.
ArmFarmer- September 6, 2011 at 10:55 am
Wasn't there a girl fight on this site a while ago that looked just as bad? Same slap-punches and everything. I think that girl got ktfo though.
Clue-by-Four- September 6, 2011 at 10:52 am
Gina Carano has *really* let herself go.
IronClad- September 6, 2011 at 10:34 am
her fast ass jiggly belly was so hot.
KINGMADE- September 6, 2011 at 10:30 am
Damn.... Paul Buentello let himself go. "I've got more heart"
Kim Couture is a cunt- September 6, 2011 at 10:07 am
The promoter should have his liscense revoked. The fighter coach and team should be fined, suspended and disbanded immediatley. Shit like this sets the sport back.That was painful.
Clyde- September 6, 2011 at 9:56 am
And you just know that in the pre-fight interview she'll have been spouting some shit about "she's not gonna wanna stand and trade with me, I'm a come out swingin, hit her with a couple of big shots and she's gonna wannt take it to the ground. I'm gonna keep the pressure on her, break her will, make her quit, and be done before the first round."
You know, typical unfounded hype shit...
NomadRip- September 6, 2011 at 9:38 am
Damn, that was typical street fighter punching. Embarrassing.
El Guapo- September 6, 2011 at 9:37 am
She takes a punch slightly better than Brock, so there's always that..
Pen Fifteen- September 6, 2011 at 9:18 am
Believe me, I have seen worse, and not just from chicks. For example, a local fight card in Iowa City, IA, a few years ago I saw some fat farm kid (who I think was just there to corner his fat sister, who, no joke, fought in a homemade sleeveless t-shirt over a sports bra against a girl probably 70 pounds lighter than her) tapped out to a single body kick without even attempting a an offensive maneuver.
newaza01- September 6, 2011 at 9:08 am
Really bad for the sport of mms to have a bout like that. Shameful
Fried Taco- September 6, 2011 at 9:00 am
She would've won if that side-check kick had landed.
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