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21 Humans Who Make Being Human Look Really, Really Hard

LEFT HOOK, BITCH!!!


(Photo courtesy of LOL @ McCain via CP reader Steven B.)

Obama def. McCain via Split Decision. Get out all your analysis, gloating, and whining in the comments section below so this country can finally move forward.

Related: Matt Lindland got blown out in his Oregon State Representative contest with Suzanne VanOrman. So, not a good night for Republicans overall.

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We get the govmt we deserve- November 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm
http://www.howobamagotelected.com/
You kinda dumb- November 17, 2008 at 9:00 am
Obama? Socialist?

What do you call giving 700 Bilion of Taxpayers money to a failing Financial Service industry?!? Something McCain worked sooo hard to get done.

Did you realy think Palin was a good choice?!? Come on, Palin, seriously!?!
hahaha- November 10, 2008 at 2:43 am
You’re all silly if you think a new president is going to make a large change in this country. If you are not a sheep, cattle or lemming and you make your own decisions making your self and the people close to you happy and fruitful, your cool. Its the mobs of uneducated sidetracked animals whom cant figure out how to support them selves and worse the so-called "intelligent and successful people" of whom don’t realize education, morals, self respect and family values are lost and the concept of personal self enrichment needs to be immersed in to our society; or even worse yet, they know but do nothing to fix the problem.

My message to everyone reading this is this: Help your self, help others, treat others the way you wish to be treated, don’t litter, be the change you wish to be in the world, open your mind, Feel, live, love. Find the true beauty in everything living and non-living (don’t forget your self), stay positive don’t allow negativity in to your life. Happiness comes from within and its a choice, Dream bigger and make it a reality, find your own burning desire and follow it, chase it with every ounce of will you have. You just might be surprised how brilliant life is if you really check it out.

Peace love and Happiness to all.
Shit stabber- November 7, 2008 at 8:00 am
Obama betta be watchin what he be doin', sheeeeit. McCain be like break yo self and bus a cap in his scrawny ass. Jive ass turkey
1st Black President?- November 5, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Under the so-called "one-drop rule" Warren G Harding, a republican, was the first black president of the US and it happened A LONG time ago.
UFC fan- November 5, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Now see its all a matter of perspective, cause I feel that anyone who is so comfortable with homo's must have a secret desire to BE one, or they deep down don't mind the idea of another guy jackhammering their ass. To ME it seems that YOU are closer to a latent-homoerotic encounter than I am.
You see, under your fucked up theory, you can just make yourself relax around a grizzly bear, and because you are comfortable around him, that's suppose to mean hes not gonna rip you a new ass, and eat you. Well bad news dumb ass, he don't care if you are comfortable or not, hes STILL gonna fucking eat you, and a fag is still gonna fuck you one day.
Those of us who are wary of them, and let them know that it will painful to approach are gonna be guaranteed of a NON homo-life.
Anonymous- November 5, 2008 at 4:48 pm
The funny thing is he's not even "black" if you think "black" means "African-American". He's ARAB-American. Many researchers are saying he's 6.25% African Negro, 50% Caucasian, and 43.75% Arab.

He's dark complected with black curly hair but that doesn't make him a black man in the traditional sense of the word... He's about as black as a Japanese person is Korean - easy enough to confuse white people. His ancestors are Arabs. Some researchers say they were Arab slave traders actually.

I agree with the commenter who said bringing the whole race issue into the election took us back 50 years. It's not supposed to be an issue... aren't we all supposed to be color blind now?
j- November 5, 2008 at 6:35 am
There sure are a lot of homophobics on MMA sites. You'd think guys that roll would be comfortable with their sexuality. But maybe its some kind of release for guys in denial? As soon as I became 100% comfortable with my sexuality as a straight guy I became totally cool with the gay community... anyone who isn't comfortable is harboring some kind of secret or uncertainty about themselves IMO.
Philly Pollock- November 5, 2008 at 3:13 am
You really think that nearly 100% of the Black vote went to Obama for any other reason than the fact that he's black? You're an idiot if you don't acknowledge that, or at least you're in denial. Bush and Palin fucked this up for McCain, plain and simple. We'll see how well Obama does in the future, but I'm pretty sure that someday soon I'm not going to be able to own a gun, and then all of his homeboys will still buy them illegally and crime will rise 500% which is exactly what happened in Australia. Douche.
PotatoHead- November 5, 2008 at 3:01 am
One day after the election, and it's already starting...

Banks closing their doors. Depositors unable to get to their money. Massive food shortages. Rioting in the streets. Rampant cannibalism and the impending collapse of our once great society.

On the other hand, queers will be aloud to marry each other.

I warned you, gentlemen.
Jay Smith- November 5, 2008 at 1:39 am
So,.........let me get this right. Some of you think.........with your real brain and everything.............that, ALL of the black people that voted for Obama, only did it because he was black?.....................................................................................................................Then why did the asian, indian, hispanic, african, bosnian, AND WHITE people vote for him?
Zombie Zombie Rock- November 5, 2008 at 12:21 am
Obama has something that McCain, Palin, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove, Bolton, and the rest of the Neo Con Right-Wing war machine don't: Integrity. I'd take that in a Commander in Chief over experience fucking people over any day. GObama!
Question:- November 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm
If Obama was white, would he have won the presidency?? or even won the primary??
Anthony- November 4, 2008 at 8:19 pm
What about the people who bust there ass for $7/hour? I work 40+ hours a week at $7/hour. With all the taxes they take out I get around $200 a week. Not a whole lot but I manage. Obama is gonna be blamed for everything that Bush fucked up for at least the next two years. Much in the same way Clinton was blamed for everything Bush Sr left behind.

I keep hearing people bitch about how Obama doesn't stand for the national anthem. Go to a large or semi-large sporting event and see exactly how many people actually stand up. How many people actually put their right hand over their heart and how many people actually remove their hats. The last large event I went to was a local MMA event and I bet 20% of the people didn't do 1 or more of the before mentioned things.

So before you go on a tirade look around. Besides. I bet most of you actually voted for Obama but are just looking to be the cool dude right now.
better than you- November 4, 2008 at 8:14 pm
it is racists cause they voted ONLY due to his race. anyone who says otherwise is lying.
Turdburglar- November 4, 2008 at 7:42 pm
My bad. here is the real post:

stating the fact that 98% of the registered black voters voted for Obama is not racist you homo’s. its a FACT. and a sad one at that.
Turdburglar- November 4, 2008 at 7:38 pm
stating a the fact that 98% of the registered black voters is not racists you homo's. its a FACT. and a sad one at that.
Anonymous- November 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Holy shit...Obama's black?
HoB- November 4, 2008 at 6:22 pm
As for the fobbit remark, it's a little off. Ever seen that unmarked complex out by the rod and gun club at Ft. Bragg?
HoB- November 4, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Disgruntled,

If you think the article you linked to is a smoking gun that the media (and the republican party) refuse to publicize, you’re an idiot. No one is claiming that Iraq NEVER had a WMD program. It did back in the 1980s and early 1990s. The issue is that Iraq didn’t have a WMD program when we invaded them. We destroyed a lot of their WMD program during the first gulf war and the Iraqi government dismantled the rest of it – all several years before 2001. Not surprisingly, Iraq didn’t destroy its chemical weapons in an environmentally sensitive way. That’s why there’s mustard gas in the rivers.

The yellow cake is a different matter. You can’t just blow it up or dump it in a river. You have to store it somewhere safe. That said, pointing to Iraq’s stockpile of yellow cake and calling it a nuclear bomb is like pointing to a slab of iron ore and an oil well and calling it a space shuttle. The threat of Iraq making a nuclear bomb out if its stockpile of yellow cake was about as real as the threat of me creating the Mona Lisa out of the old can of paint in my closet.
UFC fan- November 4, 2008 at 6:11 pm
fe fi fo figger......dont blame me I didnt vote for the nigger.
NIGGA G!- November 4, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Take that botha hatin' crackers! a brotha for president!...hell yeah!
Jay Smith- November 4, 2008 at 5:40 pm
@ Rackem, Numbers don't lie, and any other "racist sounding" person posting here
I'm a black man, and I know hundreds more, that voted for Obama on the issues, not because he is black. I had originally planned on voting for John Edwards. It's a shame that in 2008 there are still people like you that are generalizing, and stereotyping. I don't know what it is that you guys fear, but it's all unwarranted. Much love to you though, and I hope God shows us all mercy.
North American Man/Boy Love Association- November 4, 2008 at 5:29 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAMBLA
Obamas Voter Base- November 4, 2008 at 5:04 pm
@ mtv

Dont forget about 300lb butch bull Dykes! Like Rosie O'Donnell. AKA "Progressive thinkers"
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