sloths funny photos album covers
Iconic Album Covers Replaced With Sloths

Lesnar Camp Releases Propaganda Footage Suggesting That Great Leader Is in Fine Health


(Props: LesnarMMA)

Like those helpful little video clips you sometimes see on Al-Jazeera or North Korean state television, Brock Lesnar‘s YouTube channel just put out some footage of a somewhat-healthy-looking Lesnar getting back into the swing of training, with the added claim that the formerly ailing UFC heavyweight champ is "ready to give Frank Mir another mauling, or to knock out Shane Carwin." Obviously he’s still in recovery mode — his punches and knees are thrown at a fraction of full strength, and this may be the first time we’ve seen him look fatigued in the gym — but at least he’s out of bed and heading in the right direction. Look closely at the 0:34 mark, and you’ll notice Chris Tuchscherer telling one of his campmates about this chick who just broke up with him over text message, that heartless bitch.

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

comments
Sort by : Show hidden comments
Under Banga- February 6, 2010 at 3:33 am
ok seems to me yes Brock lesner had something wrong with him. but i believe that lesner might of been training, before anyone knew. thats probably y lesner didn't want danna white to say anything
Shank Murwyn- February 4, 2010 at 9:47 am
Now that we have been fused in to one awesomely complete ground/stand-up machine with high levels of extreme self-appreciation inexplicably coupled with overwhelming humility, your going down Brockoli Lesnessman......
NECROPHYTE- January 30, 2010 at 10:25 am
I love the SLAYER poster at the end! haha
Durden- January 30, 2010 at 10:23 am
Looks like Brock Lesnar is becoming desperate, isn't that Lyoto's magical dragonpee he is drinking?
KTM 212- January 30, 2010 at 10:18 am
I have always liked Mir, he knows the game better than most, but I dont see him beating Brock. I would like to see Brock fight more, hes exciting to watch. I still have to pull for MIR though.
rlh61- January 30, 2010 at 7:46 am
I dont' think it's Lesnar's skill or lack of skill that makes him a shit-storm of love and hate. He's obvioulsy got freakish athletic skills that so far have more than made up for his lack of MMA skills. As he develops those, he just becomes that much better. The problem is that the guy is a complete dick-head. I've seen interviews and clips where he seems okay, then others where you walk away wanting to see someone smash his face. No matter how much I admire his work ethic, I still want someone to completely own this dude.

Personally, I'd like to see Fedor kick his ass. Even with all his odd issues; love of ice cream, the sweater thing, and association with shady Russian characters, the guy is still a better example of mixed martial artist than Lesnar. And when Fedor wins, we don't have to listen to ridiculous WWE shit talking...at least I don't think we do. I don't speak Russian and the translators always suck...it just doesn't seem like he's bitching about the beer sponsors or sharing his desire to climb up on his wife.

To sum it up....fuck Lesnar.
MuayThaiGuy- January 30, 2010 at 4:24 am
Is this supposed to be impressive? His technique is complete shit.
He's still FAR from being a complete mixed martial artist. His stand up is garbage and his ground and pound looks like a retard throwing a temper tantrum..
He's just a big, strong wrestler, and to this point, he's been getting by on only that. He'll be exposed soon.
Maulwalker- January 29, 2010 at 10:08 pm
I felt compelled to register with this site, just to echo your eloquent comment.

FUCKING SLAYYYYEEERRR!

Brock rules, Slayer Uber Alles, and Bud Light don't pay nothing, so I'm toasting my Coors Light to Brock Lesnar making it rain blood on Frank Muurr once again.

And, as far as goodie two-shoes Shane Carwin is concerned.....Hell Awaits!
SenatorCrabHat- January 29, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Ok, really, isnt this probably, most probably, a digital recreation not unlike the one used to make the rest of the movie the crow? i mean, maybe its all digitized. Even so i love the fake midi celtic music enough to believe in it.

Anyhow, i hope mir crushes carwin and then crushes lesnar. Dude relies on a seriouse size advantage a lot of the time ( i know his wrestling skills are dope). Lets just hope when lesnar walks out agian, he walks out to the song we just heard.
themcgraw- January 29, 2010 at 9:09 pm
SLAYYYERRRR!!!!
LetMeStickItInYourRua- January 29, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Seriously people. Fedor is not GOD! Lesnar would destroy him. Nobody is gonna beat him anytime soon. I really wish the UFC would throw millions at Fedor and give him a huuuuuuuge signing bonus or whatever it would take to get him to fight in the UFC so that all you Fedor nut huggers will finally shut up.

Arlovski was beating Fedor until he decided to be stupid. Lesnar doesn't really do fancy shit. Which is why he would smash Fedor. He isn't gonna throw a flying knee or spinning back fist. He is gonna take him down like he does everyone else and own them. Sorry folks! But go on and hate me for downing the "last emperor"

@CYNIC

I know I am seriously coming across as a Lesnar jock jumper but this guy works his ass off. His boxing does look like shit but he relies more on his ground and pound and take downs to win. If someone could actually test him in boxing or another area then he'd probably sharpen those skills but he has what he needs to win for a loooong time. Freakish size and masturbation punches lol. I actually want someone to legit beat Lesnar. Look what happened when Mir got lucky? Lesnar came back and murdered people. Well Kinda lol. Fuck I just love a fellow South Dakota boy.
Hong_Man_Chois_forehead- January 29, 2010 at 7:17 pm
That music sounds like that woman is getting probed with a super scope six.
@CYNIC: You can say he has little art, but just because the dude isn't bowing to everyone after he beats them does not mean he is just some galoot who happens to be jacked. His wrestling is unparalled in the HW division. That's about as far into nut hugging as I'll go, but you cant say the guy isnt skilled. Hate the guy for other reasons, like those sloppy awful masterbation punches from the guard.
You cant compare him to Sapp, HMC or any other freak because Brock actually has the goods and ISNT fighting exclusively in Japan and/or brought in to make people look good (see Lashley with Sapp).
CYNIC- January 29, 2010 at 6:08 pm
But dont get me wrong. he is great for the sport because he pushes real mixed martial ARTISTS to improve their ART. in order to beat some guy who has little art. So yes as much as i hate to say it he is important but he will be short lived. People will figure how to use his strength and size advantage against him and he will fall abruptly. MMA is about skill and art forms to the core. The encourages growth. And fuck brock Lesnar.
CYNIC- January 29, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Is it me or is brocks boxing some of the worst in MMA? In fact i think if this dude didnt have his reach, size and strength advantage he wouldnt even be in the WEC. To wanna watch this guy is like wanting to watch bob sapp, hong man choi or that one massive fat black dude who was in dream...just saw him and cant remember his name. Either way the guy is a freak...freak of nature yes. And im not into freak shows. If a freak of nature is shown off...its a freak show. Literally. that what it is. I just cant get into watching a guy beat other people simply because he is bigger and stronger, in fact i hate to watch that. where is the sport, where is the competition? GSP and Silva are freaks too but not of nature but of skill and use their skill more than anyhting else to win their fights.
robthom- January 29, 2010 at 4:17 pm
^^
(Informs Department of Homeland Security)
mma samurai- January 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Why does it seem that before when Lesnar was sick everyone was like "I'm so glad he's sick. He's a dick. I hate that guy. Fuck Lesnar. I hope he never comes back......"? Now all of a sudden everyone is happy to see him come back and wants to see him smash Carwin and Mir? I hated him before he was sick, while he was sick and now that he's on the mend. He's still an arrogant, full of himself prick, who's only asset is his retard size and masturbation punches. I still hope he gets demolished (regardless of who it is) and we get a better champ.
robthom- January 29, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Mir is a "thinks he's cute" douche IMO.

And sorry but he aint beatin Carwin.
I'll bet a shirt.



@ Cecil_pupils, it is kinda poetic I guess.
I was just being honest.
cecils_pupils- January 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Okay okay... so now it's poetry-like commentary? @robthom what the hell is that? (And can I get some of what yur smokin'?) Since it's poetry, well then here goes.

Brock, here's an MMA haiku for you:

Brock is healthy now.
Pooping in a bag would suck.
Poop is for toilets.




los_Hated- January 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Lesnars a douche, Carwin a fake Douche and MIR a loudmouth douche. Bet you a cage potato Shirt......
MIR wins a decision over Carwin...then Lesnar goes to "Canada" and gets misteriousitis and takes another 6 months off EH...
Kimbos Bread- January 29, 2010 at 3:17 pm
My reaction to seeing Brock again was pretty much identical to this:


youtube.com/watch?v=B60KKOPO2yY#t=0m30s
Goose- January 29, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Either this video is at the end of the day, or Brock has a lot of conditioning to do. He looks slow, tired and in pain especially when throwing his knees. Hope he can get ready, right now, Mir and Carwin look to be in better shape. And Robthom, that poem is inappropriate for this website.
Birdman- January 29, 2010 at 2:51 pm
I personally would love to see Lesnar and Carwin in the cage. I cant stand Mir so another brutal beating thrown on him is always good too. Over all just glad Lesnar is back. He definatly keeps things interesting.
skeletor- January 29, 2010 at 2:26 pm
@LetMeStickItInY...
I completely agree! I can't stand Carwin's good guy act, nobody is that fucking nice. To tell you the truth out of the three of them I like Lesnar the most. And if Mir fights him again I hope he gets fucking smashed just the same.
cagefightmon- January 29, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Brock "Lord of the Dance" Lesnar kicking ass on his Propaganda Tour.

Agenda: Kill the Weak
robthom- January 29, 2010 at 2:21 pm
You pushed away the severe storm
You made us believe, our dear Brock Lesnar
We cannot live without you
MMA cannot exist without you!

Our future and hope depend on you
People's fate depends on you, the great Brock Lesnar!
We cannot live without you
MMA cannot exist without you!

Even if the world changes hundreds of times
People believe in you, our dear Brock Lesnar
We cannot live without you
MMA cannot exist without you!

Oh... Our great Brock Lesnar
MMA cannot exist without you!
CagePotatoMMA