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Lesnar Out of UFC 106 Fight Due to Illness, UFC Still Hasn’t Told Carwin?

Well, this is terrible news.  According to Yahoo! Sports, Brock Lesnar has pulled out of his heavyweight title defense at UFC 106 due to an illness that has sidelined him for "more than three-and-a-half weeks."  Lesnar reportedly told Dana White that he’s never been this sick before, but White, who is not in any way a medical doctor, says he does not believe it’s the Swine Flu, though the Yahoo! article doesn’t say what prompted that diagnosis. 

Judging by Shane Carwin‘s Twitter, he heard the news from the MMA media and still hasn’t received any official confirmation from the UFC.  There’s no word yet on exactly how the UFC will reshuffle the lineup for UFC 106, or when Lesnar might be ready to make that title defense.  Right now, all we have is a sick heavyweight champ and a disappointed challenger.  This is why you have to wash your hands, people.  Especially after handling dead woodland creatures or sharing shotguns with strangers.

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MostDiabolicalHaterThisSideOfTheMississippi- October 27, 2009 at 5:03 am
Cock Chestner. How original. Sounds like somebody is a sad panda that a heartless, former professional wrestler is dominating the UFC's heavyweight division. But if brock has no skills, what does that say about the people he destroyed thus far? They must really suck ass!
Slampage- October 26, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I think his chest tattoo tested positive for herpes.
LastEmperor- October 26, 2009 at 4:32 pm
I got your STAFF right here.

Better than be a cock chestner fanboy. The point is, baby Brock has no heart. He's a pampered WWE wrestler with a big mouth and no skills.
mthomas- October 26, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Should have drank his own piss...Machida's Dad says he NEVER gets sick...
MostDiabolicalHaterThisSideOfTheMississippi- October 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Yeah Nog fought after a STAPH infection and it worked out really well for him considering he won and all...............

Wait you mean he got schooled on the feet and TKO'd by Frank Fucking Mir of all people?!?!

With your bad spelling and desire to want lesnar to fight sick as hell with no training camp I am left with only one conclusion here......You are Shane Carwin.
LastEmperor- October 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Nog fought after a huge staff infection.

If this guy is such a freak of nature he should fight.
Jeffro- October 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Cain should be ready by then. He didnt take any abuse from Big Ben.
Deadpanda- October 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm
"Right now, all we have is a sick heavyweight champ and a disappointed challenger. This is why you have to wash your hands, people. Especially after handling dead woodland creatures..."

Would this be a good time for me to file charges against Brock for molestation?

LastEmperor- October 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm
He's scared of Carwin.
agentsmith- October 26, 2009 at 2:27 pm
"Okay Brock, the tests came back, and it turns out the lesions on your cock tattoo aren't herpetic, they're syphilitic. But that's good news, we can cure syphilis."
Jugger- October 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Rough couple of days for MMA fans.
Deadpanda- October 26, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Double post*
El Famous Burrito- October 26, 2009 at 2:07 pm
If you had just gotten that Jitterbug phone, you wouldn't have to take this kind of abuse, Shane.
whatever.- October 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm
what's "dissapinting," and yet not at all surprising, is his misuse of an apostrophe.
9mm- October 26, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Shane vs Big Nog anyone?
Douchey McDoucherton- October 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm
looks like 108 is gonna be a sick card.
BFG- October 26, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Scared of Carwin syndrome - is a disease often associated with people who are slated to face Shane Carwin on a UFC card.
Symptoms include faking a disease, drinking coors, and having a dick tatooed on your chest.
Treatment: go back to WWE, drink more Coors.
Boo- October 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm
this can't be life
bpd- October 26, 2009 at 1:51 pm
"I don't like flu shots. Write that down in your little notebook."
J-Dog- October 26, 2009 at 1:50 pm
lol @ Biffmiester. That was a good one!
Biffmiester- October 26, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Seems like Brock's daily nutritional fluids have hindered him due to a lack of drinkability.
Dr.- October 26, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Diagnosis: Pussy

Nah.. Still sucks though.
J-Dog- October 26, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I'm DISAPPOINTED in the obvious misspelling from both an engineer and a professional writer.
snicket916- October 26, 2009 at 1:39 pm
NSAC finally realized that they couldn't allow brock to fight with down syndrome
El Famous Burrito- October 26, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Brock must've got a bad bottle of ranch dressing.