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Let the Irresponsible Speculation Begin: Where the Hell is Nick Diaz?

Since nobody knows where the hell in Central Valley Team Cesar Gracie’s best known sociopath is, we figured why not have our readers tell us what they think Nick Diaz ended up doing the past couple days that was so much more important than, you know, doing his job.

Rumor has it he was watching an auction for a set of gold nunchucks on Ebay and lost track of the past 72 hours, but that could just be the plot of CP’s first Nick Diaz-inspired comic. We can’t remember which one it is.

Anyway, let the irresponsible speculation begin, Potato Nation.

 

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Fried Taco- September 8, 2011 at 7:41 am
It was just taking longer than expected for the tattoo artist to do a cover-up of his GSP tattoo.
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kobra- September 7, 2011 at 9:28 pm
He was hired by Jones to spy on Rampage and is deep undercover
his dudeness- September 7, 2011 at 8:29 pm
diaz took a pre fight piss test to see where his levels where at.....


he's pregnant!!


Very shocking news caused a brief time of self reflection and some tough decisions to be made.

Expect a full explanation within 48 hrs.



No seriously, this is bullshit. Who gives a fuck about press conferences? Fans wanted this fight, and now we get fucked.

Get ready for a Team Jackson nuzzlefest. who will remind GSP of important in fight adjustments, such as "HIT HIM WITH YOUR GROIN!!"- that's what I want to know.
diazgettinpaid2- September 7, 2011 at 8:16 pm
i think we can all agree he made the right choice
Evan Tanner- September 7, 2011 at 8:14 pm
No! I'm like those warts your mom gave me, I keep coming back.
RSparrow- September 7, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Tanner you still haven't gone away you douche?
RSparrow- September 7, 2011 at 8:04 pm
He's not scared... Just a retard.
Evan Tanner- September 7, 2011 at 8:03 pm
he's trying to find his career in that plain full of hockey players
texican666- September 7, 2011 at 7:55 pm
i read this on another site, thought i'd share it with u guys.

Instead, Diaz used his YouTube platform to address the paycheck he'll now miss while assuring his supporters that whether it be boxing or MMA, he's more than ready to fight now.

"It's funny," Diaz said. "One second, I'm about to come into some money and do a little bit of boxing, [expletive] probably lose some teeth. But I'm ready to get paid, you know? I'll fight whoever, whatever, anything. I'd definitely rather fight GSP, of course, but I was ready to do some boxing, so they got me out of that, and they got me in the fight with GSP for the same money or more money or whatever. But now it looks like they get to save money, and I don't get paid, and I'm locked in a new contract.

"All these deal makers making deals. All I know is I'm ready to fight. I'm sorry I didn't make it to the beauty pageant, but I've never not shown up to a fight. I've never backed out of a fight in my life. That's not what I do."

what a fucking assclown.
mt59801- September 7, 2011 at 7:53 pm
not swinging on dana's nuts??
Red Baron- September 7, 2011 at 7:41 pm
"Wait. Toronto? Dude, I thought you said Sacramento. My bad."

Sincerely,
Nick Diaz
JewJitsYou- September 7, 2011 at 7:40 pm
He's off somewhere being scared....homie.
HabitualLineStepper- September 7, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Triathlons are gaining popularity worldwide at a rapid pace. Maybe Nick is just trying to get paid some real dough, there's plenty to be made in the triathlon game right now. It is his dream job
KINGMADE- September 7, 2011 at 7:33 pm
Nick fucking punked out.. he will say it was weed, injury, or he hates the press, but his bitch ass punked out. Will never watch him fight again.
Grease Me up Woman- September 7, 2011 at 7:33 pm
C'mon man my first captcha was a triangle and my second was 2 arabic looking letters. This is why I never try to post anything. You guys make it impossible.
Grease Me up Woman- September 7, 2011 at 7:31 pm
He's been at a sleep over at Mike Whitehead's house......too soon?
GistoftheFist- September 7, 2011 at 7:20 pm
Does anyone know where Nate Diaz is during all of this? Is he with his brother Nick too?
fatbellyfrank- September 7, 2011 at 7:19 pm
Not to sure how many of you are aware of this, but Nick is actually a CIA agent, he's in Libya as we speak with the barrel of a glock shoved up gaddafi's ass.
The whole weed smokin sociopath act is a work, he's one of America's most highly trained operatives
smiledriver- September 7, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Puttin' in work.
Me likey- September 7, 2011 at 7:00 pm
wait a minute...... nick diaz smokes weed?
i am pretty sure he had speach class this week.
no, no nick. not thnake. ssssssnake.
dranokills- September 7, 2011 at 6:59 pm
well what happened was he and 2 other people named Will, and Holly, got into a raft, and on a routine expedition met the greatest earthquake ever known. they were HIGH on the rapids, and it struck their tiny raft, and plunged them down a 1,000 feet below......to the LANNNNDDDDDD OFFFF THE LOOOSSSTTTTT!!!!!
edhedicus- September 7, 2011 at 6:54 pm
He is out.... oh, fuck it, there are a shitload of WAY better fights, fights that will be more fun, and fights with fighters that people actually care about coming up. So where is Nick Diaz? Who gives a shit?
Giblets- September 7, 2011 at 6:47 pm
This would of been a great fight, trust stupid fucking towlie to bitch out at the last minute. There is no way a guy that has done dozens of press conferences just happens to get nervous with this one. Towlie is really high right now down in Mexico playing funky town on his bass guitar.
Way to fuck up an entire card!
Stupid towl
vcnox- September 7, 2011 at 6:46 pm
The nearest dispensary, since I'm almost guaranteeing Ceasar Gracie doesn't have a card to get in... in his mind, he's safe until they catch on, or until one of their backs are turned.
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