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Hey you guys, Chris Tuchscherer is not fat…


…he’s husky!

(Photos courtesy of Combat Lifestyle’s UFC 109 weigh-in gallery.  Everybody made weight, btw.)

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ghostboner- February 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm
@spidey sense - For some reason I always imagined polar bears would have higher standards than that. I like your methods up there though. I wouldn't claim Hague after losing to Tuchscherer. And I wouldn't claim Sylvia either. Although technically Maine is part of the US, we all just consider it part of Canada. That is probably how Sylvia made it this long, you guys figured he was our problem, we figured he was yours...
kraussdaddy- February 8, 2010 at 6:01 am
This guy looks like he could be the love child of Tito Ortiz and Big John Macarthy!
Clue-by-Four- February 7, 2010 at 8:39 am
He's not fat, he's just fat boned.
oc in this bitch- February 6, 2010 at 11:38 pm
yo this guys is ajoke for real.what the hell happened in the heavy weight devision betwwen the show and these jokers good god its become the fuckin weakest in the land.evryoneon the show was a joke except for nelson not a one will make it past 1 or 2 fights ever.and did u see the mexicutioner and gracie ?what a fuckin travesty of a fight.bring back the real fighters you let go.and bring back the at least good lookin girls and please get rid of that horse face ring dog immediately.ufc has gone way down if quality fighters and ring girls
KimboSlice- February 6, 2010 at 8:57 pm
@intercept

I totally agree
intercept440- February 6, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Yea .............he does kinda look like a fat youger version of big john mcarthy......ecept maybe a younger fatter SURFER big john mcarthy
finn- February 6, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Wow, I always wondered what Chris from the Family Guy would look like as a real person.
MilwaukeeMade- February 6, 2010 at 5:45 pm
It looks like Roy Chonan with an extreme allergic reaction.
KimboSlice- February 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Since when did Big John McCarthy start fighting?
Spidey Sense- February 6, 2010 at 3:34 pm
G-Boner - it's not possible for us (Canada) to produce a specimen like Tim Sylvia. Seriously. Anyone as genetically imbalanced as him will be killed in a "tragic outdoor hockey rink accident" before he reaches the age of majority. You think I'm joking, but if you ask any other Canadian, they'll confirm it. Either that or we'd feed him to a polar bear.
jimbonics- February 6, 2010 at 3:33 pm
That chick is fucking disgusting!

That ring girl ain't no good neither!
jksisme- February 6, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Either Leno started hitting the roids or Cartman got all grown up and starting mixing his Jenny Craig with Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
FuriousGeorge- February 6, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Wow, I thought this was a website about fighting, not men's bodies. I didn't know that Abercrombie models could step into the cage by virtue of their abs.

I remember the good ole days, when Tank Abbott was the best conditioned athlete in the UFC...
ghostboner- February 6, 2010 at 2:20 pm
@Koeikan - ha ha. Her blog really does suck.

@steampunk22 - I agree that Hague should take this, but let's be honest, he is the Canadian Tim Sylvia. Submitting Pat Barry is not much to brag about. If he had KO'd Barry, maybe, but Barry himself has said that he has no ground game. And also to be fair, getting rolled by Todd T-roid the Duffman Duffee is nothing to be embarrassed about. Hague will not be the last person to get mauled by Duff.

@Frank Mur - I cannot believe you would compare ABBA to that poopfest Smash Mouth. That is absolutely criminal.

Best mockery of Chris Tuchscherer goes to Trouser Snout. Funny shit.
FreddyFangers- February 6, 2010 at 1:32 pm
@Frank Mur

That would be ABBA............awe shit.....
TheFactor- February 6, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Is that the Blob .... ?
I thought they weren't aloowing supervillains into the octogon anymore ...
Durden- February 6, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Slow newsday or what?

I am not entertained, this is a travesty shame on you!
Hong_Man_Chois_forehead- February 6, 2010 at 12:19 pm
LOL!!!
Frank Mur- February 6, 2010 at 12:17 pm
In my defense, I had to Google trhe phrase "Walking on the sun" because not only did I not know the all lyrics, I had forgotten the name of the Band. Please forgive me for only having knowledge of Smashmouth. It could be worse, whos that Band that sang Dancing Queen?
bpd- February 6, 2010 at 12:15 pm
... ... ... ... ... KENNEDY!
Cajun Samurai- February 6, 2010 at 12:15 pm
I didn't know Big John McCarthy had a twin sister.
youngblood- February 6, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Isn't that 2nd pick Tito, at 260 lbs, without the spray tan???

Huffingtion Beach Fat Boy
TrouserSnout- February 6, 2010 at 11:59 am
He looks like the love child of Dolph Lundgren and Rosie O'Donnel...
Sabado Gigante- February 6, 2010 at 11:53 am
Wow! This dude looks like a turbo dyke!
hooligun- February 6, 2010 at 11:52 am
Does this guy train with Lesnar?
Must be tough on Lesnars self esteem trying to match up to this specimen!
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