@spidey sense – For some reason I always imagined polar bears would have higher standards than that. I like your methods up there though. I wouldn’t claim Hague after losing to Tuchscherer. And I wouldn’t claim Sylvia either. Although technically Maine is part of the US, we all just consider it part of Canada. That is probably how Sylvia made it this long, you guys figured he was our problem, we figured he was yours…

This guy looks like he could be the love child of Tito Ortiz and Big John Macarthy!

He’s not fat, he’s just fat boned.

yo this guys is ajoke for real.what the hell happened in the heavy weight devision betwwen the show and these jokers good god its become the fuckin weakest in the land.evryoneon the show was a joke except for nelson not a one will make it past 1 or 2 fights ever.and did u see the mexicutioner and gracie ?what a fuckin travesty of a fight.bring back the real fighters you let go.and bring back the at least good lookin girls and please get rid of that horse face ring dog immediately.ufc has gone way down if quality fighters and ring girls

@intercept

I totally agree

Yea ………….he does kinda look like a fat youger version of big john mcarthy……ecept maybe a younger fatter SURFER big john mcarthy

Wow, I always wondered what Chris from the Family Guy would look like as a real person.

It looks like Roy Chonan with an extreme allergic reaction.

Since when did Big John McCarthy start fighting?

G-Boner – it’s not possible for us (Canada) to produce a specimen like Tim Sylvia. Seriously. Anyone as genetically imbalanced as him will be killed in a “tragic outdoor hockey rink accident” before he reaches the age of majority. You think I’m joking, but if you ask any other Canadian, they’ll confirm it. Either that or we’d feed him to a polar bear.

That chick is fucking disgusting!

That ring girl ain’t no good neither!

Either Leno started hitting the roids or Cartman got all grown up and starting mixing his Jenny Craig with Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!

Wow, I thought this was a website about fighting, not men’s bodies. I didn’t know that Abercrombie models could step into the cage by virtue of their abs.

I remember the good ole days, when Tank Abbott was the best conditioned athlete in the UFC…

@Koeikan – ha ha. Her blog really does suck.

@steampunk22 – I agree that Hague should take this, but let’s be honest, he is the Canadian Tim Sylvia. Submitting Pat Barry is not much to brag about. If he had KO’d Barry, maybe, but Barry himself has said that he has no ground game. And also to be fair, getting rolled by Todd T-roid the Duffman Duffee is nothing to be embarrassed about. Hague will not be the last person to get mauled by Duff.

@Frank Mur – I cannot believe you would compare ABBA to that poopfest Smash Mouth. That is absolutely criminal.

Best mockery of Chris Tuchscherer goes to Trouser Snout. Funny shit.

@Frank Mur

That would be ABBA…………awe shit…..

Is that the Blob …. ?
I thought they weren’t aloowing supervillains into the octogon anymore …

Slow newsday or what?

I am not entertained, this is a travesty shame on you!

LOL!!!

In my defense, I had to Google trhe phrase “Walking on the sun” because not only did I not know the all lyrics, I had forgotten the name of the Band. Please forgive me for only having knowledge of Smashmouth. It could be worse, whos that Band that sang Dancing Queen?

… … … … … KENNEDY!

I didn’t know Big John McCarthy had a twin sister.

Isn’t that 2nd pick Tito, at 260 lbs, without the spray tan???

Huffingtion Beach Fat Boy

He looks like the love child of Dolph Lundgren and Rosie O’Donnel…

Wow! This dude looks like a turbo dyke!

Does this guy train with Lesnar?
Must be tough on Lesnars self esteem trying to match up to this specimen!

“I thought picking on fat kids was something we dropped after high school”

I hear ya on that.
I was a fat kid, now I’m a fat man.

But he’s not exactly defenseless, he’s a fucking cage fighter on PPV.
Have at em IMO.

We only do it out of respect and admiration.
(Except for tito)

He was wearing crocs…

Hague has got this. Not only do I feel somewhat obliged to root for him on account of him being Canadian. The dude is actually a really good fighter and is getting sort of a bum wrap for the knockout against that steroid monkeyTodd Duffee. I think he made a mistake, he got caught, in a bad way, but that it hopefully is not indicative of him as a fighter.

Hague had only lost one fight up until he got run over by the Duffee train, and it was a split decision. Before that 8 of his 10 wins were by stoppage, including the submission of Pat Barry. I think he just unfortunately drew a bulldozer for his second fight, made a mistake, and thats all. It doesnt help I guess that it is wrongfully referred to as the Fasted KO in UFC History. Thats the kind of expression that has some staying power. ;P

Anyways, I think Hague is going to pull this one off by TKO late in second.

@Daddy_jeffy
They did have a song called Sorry About Your Penis to be fair. Not that that makes it ok. Just saying.

Damn, that gave me a laugh!
Tuchsherer should take it over that ex-kindergarten teacher Hague.

While i’m amused by Tuchscherer’s appearance… i’m with Contraband here – What is the point of this?

I thought picking on fat kids was something we dropped after high school

You could have at least justified it by mixing the mockery in with a little bit of news.. something like “All fighters made weight and holy fuck check this troglodyte out”. That would have bit a bit more subtle.

His chin could give jay leno a run. But really could anyone look worse than tim sylvia,his nickname shouldve been jiggly puff. I get sea sick watching him move

@Frank Mur
It is so lame that you know all the words to a song by a band that hasn’t written anything that isn’t played on Radio Disney. What are you, an Ice Cream Man? Stay out of my neighborhood after dark from now on you weirdo!

Never mention SmashMouth again.

just thoght he kinda looks like the guy from “SmashMouth”

“So don’t sit back, kick back and watch the world get bushwacked, News at 10 your neighborhood is under attack. Put away the crack before the crack puts you away, you need to be there when your babys old enough to relate.”

Is Maggie Hendricks from cagewriter freelancing for you guys now or something?

johnny bravo let himself go

Is it just me or does Tuchscherer look like a long-lost Busey twin?

The only thing I remember about this guy is that he passed out from getting kicked in the nuts by Gabe Gonzaga.

Tub of goo IMO.

Whats the point of this?

he really doesnt look like he trains i mean he appears to have little muscle mass other than what someone of his frame would naturally would have

seeing that new ring girl in the background makes me sad… fuck …. i miss the hot white girls we use to have

Look everybody ” Titties ” got a new hair-do! Awww Tiitties it looks great!

Jesus, look at the lower jaw in the first picture. The expression on his face looks like he’s afraid his guidance counselor will put him in the corner because he forgot how to spell his last name again. We all know he’s gonna cry all the way home when the short bus comes to pick him up.

Its Stretch Armstrong!

If he gets cut and that green stuff comes out I wont be surprised for a second.