MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Caption Contest: Win a ‘Locked Down’ DVD/Blu-Ray Combo Pack!


(Image courtesy of LionsGate)

As we mentioned in last week’s Most Bizarre Submissions list, the prison-MMA flick Locked Down was just released on DVD and Blu-Ray, and we’d like to give away some copies. (Full disclosure: I haven’t seen the movie yet, but there’s already Oscar buzz around Rashad Evans‘s performance. Plus, Kimbo Slice threatens to smush somebody’s shit in at one point.)

Speaking of "locked down," Takeya Mizugaki got LOCKED, THE EFF, DOWN last night at WEC 52 when Urijah Faber caught him in a rear-naked choke, putting him to sleep for an uncomfortably long period of time. A killer photo from the stoppage is after the jump, courtesy of AllElbows/Versus. Come up with a clever caption to the photo, and post it in the comments section below by Sunday night at midnight ET. We’ll post our four favorites on Monday; the winners will receive a Locked Down DVD/Blu-Ray combo pack. Props to LionsGate for making this possible, and good luck to all of you…



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VanillaGorillaXXXL- November 23, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Night Night! Keep ya butthole tight!
CPreader- November 15, 2010 at 6:48 am
Faber: Rosenthal, come on buddy we need one more to make the human centipede
LOKI- November 15, 2010 at 6:41 am
And thus Urijah became the first on screen recipiant of the Tokyo Sandblaster.
Verce44- November 14, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Donkey punch from the bottom?
Ushpa- November 14, 2010 at 6:17 pm
"If this was my date, I'd know what to do next."
Triangle- November 14, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Ref: Allright Faber, time to pull out!
gazwinder- November 14, 2010 at 8:07 am
Ok guys, hold it right there, we are going to bring in the pottery wheel now
FaH Q NL15- November 14, 2010 at 7:38 am
Hmm which was more entertaining? Urijah's choke of death, or Roops kick of destiny?
FaH Q NL15- November 14, 2010 at 7:34 am
In a distant land 20 or so Bahi men shake their fists angrily in the air. "DAMN YOU GRINGOS!"
FaH Q NL15- November 14, 2010 at 7:28 am
"Ohhh, Uwijah so stwong"
khcrissey2008- November 14, 2010 at 12:35 am
Are you really the human centipede?
Mr_Misanthropy- November 13, 2010 at 10:11 pm
"AND MAY THE SPIRIT-HUH OF EVIL BE PURGED-HANH FROM YOUR SOUL! MAY YOU FIND THE LIGHT OF THE LORD-UH WHO COMETH FROM ON HIGH-UH TO LIBER-ATE YOU FROM YOUR SLANT EYED PRISON-UH! MAY YOU RE-NOUNCE-AH THE DEEVIL! MAY YOU BE REDEEEEMED FOR LIVING THE (HAH) SIN OF THE NON-WHITE SKIN-UH! CAN I GETTA-HAH HALLLLLELUJAH HAH! CANNIGETTUH AMEN-UH! PRAISE THE LEEERRRDDDD!"
Sad New Yorker- November 13, 2010 at 6:47 pm
"Who put the Jake Shields fight up on the big screen?"

"It was unbelievable. No one had ever thought that Cheick Congo could possibly throw a knee to the nutsack of two men at once."

Can I just have a shirt? That movie looks pretty shitty.
Angry Whopper- November 13, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Urijah: "I just wanted to be held for awhile, you know?"

Mizugaki: "zzzzzzzzzzzz..."
MonsterMaulingAss- November 13, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Urijah-"Oh no! I told him the safe word was FL?GG??NK?€?HIŒ??L?ÊN!"
baileyboy79- November 13, 2010 at 11:06 am
I didn't know Asian's went limp after an orgasm?!
Sodak- November 13, 2010 at 10:38 am
Thats it! presentation over. The crowds starting to boo. No, your chin balls had nothing to do with it, I know its not your fault urijah, you were an awesome C but its all rape drug and suicide scenes with this one.
black dallas- November 13, 2010 at 10:36 am
"Rake up Mizugaki!!! Rake up!!!"
Gilafresh- November 13, 2010 at 10:11 am
look at the stars,
look how they shine for you
and everything you do
yeah they were all yellow...

your skin,
oh yeah your skin and bones
turn into something beautiful
d'you know, you know i love you so
you know i love you so...


Gilafresh- November 13, 2010 at 10:06 am
Look at the stars,
look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah, they were all yellow...

Your skin,
oh yeah your skin and bones
turn into something beautiful
d'you know? you know i love you so
you know i love you so...
submission_via_nutsack_choke- November 13, 2010 at 10:05 am
Dana White "Anyone who says MMA is homo-erotic is a fucking faggot!"

(reporter slides over printed copy of the picture above)

Dana White "Fuck...

I mean FUCKing Faggots!! OK . Do over."

Reporter "But this is a live broadcast!?"

Dana White " Fuck you Faggot!"

Reporter " Excuse me DANA but fuck you! Your loud and offensive remarks are obviously to hide the fact that you are either a closest homosexual or very scared of gay men. Do you think we can't see that!!!??

(Dana White turns bright red with anger)

Dana stairs deep into the eyes of the reporter and a few seconds later.....

Dana bursts into tears and has a complete break down. Finally he pulls himself together, stands up, rips off his suit to reveal a pink shirt with "I love Brock Cock" written across the front.

Dana White "Happy nowwwwwwwwwww"

Dana White turns around and storms out

(The back of his shirt reads UFC - Ultimate Free Cock). Below in very small print is written in hand " The best Ive had but damn you for giving me that disease. Almost ruined my career. Our secret forever. Love Brock x x ():::D )
superflat- November 13, 2010 at 9:08 am
Hot damn that Korean Zombie's unstoppable.
wandy1- November 13, 2010 at 8:44 am
A shot from the upcoming film "The Human Centipede 2: Superfighter" shows Josh Rosenthal, playing the mad doctor, attempting the resurrect part b of the chain.
I ave da riddum- November 13, 2010 at 6:36 am
Your soul is mine!

Man, these japanese models make look sleek and elegant but they can't stand up to proud, tough, American models. F**king A.

Rosenthal was so late seperating them because he was trying to remember the last time an asian fighter actually won in the UFC.
Shifty- November 13, 2010 at 4:48 am
Takeya Mizugaki immediately after watching Locked Down
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