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LOLz of the Day: Pat Barry Teaches Us How to Properly Deal With Racism

I grew up in a town that was and still is 99% Caucasian. For whatever reason, I used to tan incredibly easy when I was growing up, to the point that if I held the refrigerator door open for too long, my face would look like Enrique Iglesias’ ass. And because I was apparently one of the only people in town whose skin possessed melanin, I was often the butt of jokes involving milkmen sleeping with my mother, my ability to jump more than four inches off the ground, and so on and so forth. I’m not looking for sympathy, but suffice it to say, I’ve had to deal with more misguided racism in my day than the average white guy and often had no clue how to deal with it.

Which brings us to Pat Barry, who some of you might not know is half black. If that revelation shatters your entire perception of Barry as a human being, then you are likely the garbage-ass hooley hoo floor turd known as “Jake,” who recently sent the above message to Barry on Youtube. What starts off as a simple statement of newfound understanding quickly takes a left turn to Deliveranceville, ‘Murica when this “Jake” starts dropping racial slurs like they were his cousins underpants at the family kegger-orgy, all the while assessing Barry’s skills as a fighter in an effort to, I don’t know, maintain his credibility as an MMA fan? As if to say, “You BETTER BELIEVE that if I didn’t have all this hate inside my heart, I’d be hosting MMA Live.

In either case, Barry actually chose to respond to the troll and more or less laid out a gameplan for how to deal with racism that combines equal parts CAPS LOCK HAL and Richard Pryor to hilarious effect.

Did anyone else picture Barry standing in front of Jake’s gene-deficient family while reading this off a note card?

“Cletus, you’re a needle-dicked diabetic and you crush your wife during sex. BOOM! Roasted.”

“Pearl, you smell like rancid mayonnaise and treat abortions like they were haircuts. BOOM! Roasted.”

And is it just me, or did the whole Barry/Jake exchange sound incredibly familiar? It’s almost as if I’ve heard it…somewhere…before…

Oh yeah, now it’s all coming back to me. No wonder why I only sleep with Asian women; it’s because I just care so damn much about the environment and stuff. CURSE THESE CONVICTIONS OF MINE!!

-J. Jones

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mma4ever- December 28, 2012 at 11:06 am
Looks like the dust has finally setteled . Keep the beef going strong boys just in a different section please .
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Ladies And Gentleman, introducing tonights players, representing the CP Trolls we have "Thumblaster" an Honorary Illiterate, and Founder of the "North American Dildo Society", AKA NADS.
Thumblaster excels at making YouTube quality remarks. His comments are often sprinkled with misspellings, angry tirades, and childish responses to posts he doesn't agree with.
He is Joined by "dranokills" also a member of NADS, and one of it's primary supporters, he is also an Honorary Chairman of the "Committee On Cock, Whining, Ass, Dicks, and Sheep", AKA COCWADS.
dranokills particular talents are cheerleading, and the ability to shamelessly use vulgar words in every comment.
Ok, if we're ready to begin, let's see if they can STFU and win some self respect!!! 3,2,1, GO!
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 5:49 pm
3,2,1 ready set ...eat a cock.....GO!
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 4:24 pm
It's like the Sherdog reject alumni board in here
mma4ever- December 27, 2012 at 4:22 pm
That my friends was a old fashioned hootennanny .
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm
welcome to the jayjitsu310-sheephumping-bagofdickseating-show.
Feel free to feed the troll. Let us make this the biggest threaqd ever with our destruction of the new boring cuntmouth among us.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 5:35 pm
I've been feeding you all day
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm
Hey Drano, you really should find something to do with your life. One minute you're reading a Pat Berry article, the next you know, you've wasted your entire life trying to come up with jokes that no one thinks are funny except you, and other classy people who laugh at words like shitcunt, and poopdick. Go eat a hot bowl of wolfnuts
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 4:45 pm
It's amazing how 2 faced you are. You come on here giving everyone shit for how they type or how they think, yet you bitch like a woman that we are all now wasting our life on here. Funny how all of a sudden you think your goddamn opinion of ANYTHING matters. Do all swedes act like you or only the ones with more than one citizenship act like a complete douchebag, sheep fucking moron talker? I got news for you little newbie bitch, cagepotato was always a place for people like me, and all the others you piss off to come in here and blast fuckwits like you outta the water. You have no idea how much fun this place is, has been, and will be when your dumbass is long gone.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 5:34 pm
And who are all these others you speak of, you mean Thumblaster? If they have a problem they can reply. No one has, so i assume it's just you 2 lovebirds. I could give two flying fucks what you 2 lames think of me.
Also laughing at how you call me a sheepfucker, but lol, no one on here believes that in reality I actually fuck sheep, whereas you 2 actually are proving that you are 2 illiterate fucks who think it's okay to not know how to spell in modern society.
To top it all off, you keep calling me Swedish, when I'm American, born and bred. So keep talking, and make more dumb statements, you just sound like the fool that you are. I can type 60 wpm, see, I actually went to school, and learned something. It doesn't take me all day to read, and write a couple of posts.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 5:18 pm
I didn't say everybody was wasting their lives, just you, that's why i used your name dumbass. Don't try to get other people to back you up, they know what I posted, and who it was directed at, what a pathetic little coward, "oooh, help me, someone, please, the big bad man is calling me on my shit, and I have nothing intelligent to say in reply, waaaahhh". LMFAO
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 5:04 pm
I don't think so jr. moderator, the only one pissed off is you. You can seriously go fuck yourself, you don't control shit but your mouth, and you barely have control over that. you are a sidekick to a lackey at best.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm
lol, cuntmouth, how imaginative, you're comebacks are about as sharp as a beachball
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 4:41 pm
yep I'm imaginative, and you are caught up in it. like a fly in my web. You keep humping that sheep boy.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm
You're about as imaginative as Michael Bay on zoloft
Thumblaster- December 27, 2012 at 2:41 pm
I have to confess i've grown tired of this beef . You have'nt said anything particularly funny or witty to keep my head in this game, sure you've corrected my punctuation and givin me pointless geography lessons but not once did your"comebacks" even make me crack a smile so i'm walking away from this thread,don't be sad (breaking up is so hard to do) it's not you it's me.if you want to hit me with a run on sentence blast for old times sake that's fine.Good night now rack me i'm out.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 4:10 pm
If you're tired, why do you keep talking? keep going though, I know you can't stop without getting the last word, see my point now? Troll
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm
C'mon little fella, don't be scared homie
Thumblaster- December 27, 2012 at 12:37 pm
What are you doing on my mom's corner anyway,looking for tranies?well you did say you love hunting trolls is that how you found your old lady?
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Actually I was looking for a TRAIN, still haven't figured out how to use spell check yet huh? LMAO my wife is very far from looking like a troll, and definitely better looking than that small malaysian boy you call "honey"
Thumblaster- December 26, 2012 at 8:13 am
Woof, woof . Now stop sniffing my taint regions
JayJitsu310- December 26, 2012 at 10:34 am
I didn't know you had more than one taint region.
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 8:16 am
your father was goatse?
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 9:17 am
What's up Drano, you useless bag of diseased semen, and broken dreams.
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm
seriously that the best you got? did they teach you that boring crap at bloodyvagina? man there are guys who have been here only a few months who can do better than you. You shall be called sheep humper from this point on, and your name will shame you as your tiny words do.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 5:13 pm
bloodyvagina, how subtle, and creative, I bet all the people who come here for months to learn how to insult people on the internet are applauding your creative wit, and extensive vocabulary.
Mr_Misanthropy- December 25, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Just let me bang my keyboard, bro.
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 8:07 am
hahah he does kinda remind you of that douche doesn't he....in a sheep humping sorta way.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 9:33 am
My bad, I guess you don't really need to learn how to spell, we need people like you for cheap labor, fast food and retail.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 9:02 am
You really need to learn how to spell, calling someone a "grammer nazi" (misspelled of course) doesn't make you sound cool, because the only people who try to defend illiteracy are the other illiterate fucks out there, so really you are just an illiterate fuck as well. I'd rather be thought of as being dumb by someone no one really listens to, than show the entire world how illiterate and witless I am. Keep posting though, your stupidity is now immortalized for all to see. Go ahead show some people how witty your sheep jokes are, and how you rule the comment section of CP. Fuckin' tool. You are a loser, no amount of name calling can change what I, and no doubt several others, think of you. Me personally I just love watching people like you expose themselves as the grade school level intellects they are. And you pretty much remind me of every douche on the internet, just another youtube troll who found his way onto a message board.
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 3:10 pm
I just love how goddamn HARD you come off on here when you are nothing but the newest bigmouth to come here and post. You run your head like a rock quarry grinding up shit and spewing it out. I guess you just like to hear your own voice. You act so big and bad yet you are nothing more than a little worm on a big hook in this big pond. So listen cuntmouth, it is Ithe most incredible , amazing and coolest of cool, dranokills" telling you.."eat a bag of dicks" ya newbie sheephumping swede.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 5:53 pm
Been on here months, years even. LOL. Just because my life doesn't revolve around this site, and posting on EVERY thread like you, doesn't make you any funnier. What? I'm a noob, because I don't post all the time? gtfo. And I am lmao at how you think I act big and bad, because i am standing up to a annoying loser such as yourself. You think life on here is some kind of big deal, and that you have some kind of authority because you are part of some secret CP inner circle, no one gives a fuck what you think. HAHAHA, you are a kook, whatevs little guy, I am definitely smarter, and cooler than you are, guaranteed. I live in LA, so save the little worm/ big pond shit. It's you who lives in a little pond, I seriously laugh at how clueless you are. I bet you haven't even had sex in months, years maybe, lol.
mma4ever- December 25, 2012 at 9:16 pm
The pot calling the kettle black ...Jack ..and dont ya come back no more no more no more no more.
JayJitsu310- December 26, 2012 at 10:40 am
You dropped a pom pom
JayJitsu310- December 26, 2012 at 10:38 am
LOL at the 42 year old guy with the OK Cupid profile, trying so hard to be cool.
Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 6:38 pm
I've never known anyone who thought correcting someones puntuation is owning them. If someone really wants to hurt me they can mix in the rule about not ending a sentence with a preposition.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 9:15 am
That's funny, you end your sentences with a "preposition" and your mom always begins her night with a "proposition", but I don't support prostitution so I tell that bitch to stop blocking the corner and to get the fuck out of my way.
JayJitsu310- December 25, 2012 at 8:38 pm
You still barking little dog?
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 8:14 am
that was a sheep bleating on the end of your small penis, you are confused about dogs.
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 9:07 am
You know most of the time people who accuse others of being things like being gay, or fucking animals, secretly want to do this, but are ashamed of themselves, so they accuse others of being these things. You really talk a lot about sheep, so......
Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 2:36 pm
And a merry one to you and your's. Got that funk than blaze it up. I'll try and do better next year cp nation I did'nt realize this site was such a stickler for grammer and punctuation.
mma4ever- December 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Merry kushmass .
mma4ever- December 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Thanks thumb .
Nippletwist- December 25, 2012 at 12:42 pm
did i mention how big my dick is yet?
Mr_Misanthropy- December 25, 2012 at 10:47 am
@ JayJetson and ThongBlaster

Thanks for carrying the torch the last couple of days and keeping the website going. The hard working CagePotato staff needed some time off for the holidays to get extra drunk and recover from near life ending hangovers. Maybe they can publicly announce they are bequeathing shirts unto you that you will never receive as a reward.
JayJitsu310- December 25, 2012 at 10:50 am
I like hunting Trolls
Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 10:35 am
Your preschool dictionary of comebacks is finally coming in handy
JayJitsu310- December 25, 2012 at 10:40 am
That would be an ENCYCLOPEDIA, dictionaries are for SPELLING, which is why you don't know the difference.
Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 10:34 am
Nothing to say ,we've been arguing for like a week retard
JayJitsu310- December 25, 2012 at 10:48 am
Yeah but you aren't saying anything, get it? your YouTube level replies and comebacks are irrelevant, and typical. Nothing that even vaguely resembles a valid defense, just one idiotic, or confused statement after another sprinkled with grade school level insults, and name calling. Hell, you can't even discern when someone is talking to you or not, you must be in so many arguments that you get confused as to who is currently owning you this week.
Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 10:17 am
Yes mma with sprinkles
Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 10:17 am
Clearly you have issues , were you abused by an english teacher or something. I don't give two shits about you or where you're from just don't shit on america to make yourself feel superior . I will accept a spell check bitch.
JayJitsu310- December 25, 2012 at 10:38 am
I still am laughing at the fact that someone who can't spell, or put together a grammatically correct sentence, has a limited vocabulary, limited comprehension, and reasoning skills is calling me "dumb" Making jokes doesn't hide, or justify the fact that you are absolutely pathetic, and barely educated. Now get off my lawn, and go get your shine box
dranokills- December 27, 2012 at 8:11 am
thats because swedish attention whores who hump sheep and are grammer nazi's who think that because someone doesn't give a fuck how they type on a message board means they are dumb, deserve the attention you are getting. Tell us all, how was bloody elbow before you got banned from there?
JayJitsu310- December 27, 2012 at 9:19 am
Drano, I bet your house smell like lotion, and shame
JayJitsu310- December 25, 2012 at 10:32 am
Were you abused by a dyslexic troll? Once again, you're confused. When did I shit on America? I said PEOPLE make me sad, people like you. It's you who clearly has issues, mainly with grammar, comprehension, and maturity. You seem like the kind of dumbass that sits on the TV and watches the couch. Did your parents have any children that lived?
mma4ever- December 25, 2012 at 10:13 am
With sprinkels ?
Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 9:50 am
Dick
JayJitsu310- December 25, 2012 at 10:03 am
Nothing to say huh? Didn't think so. Just stfu and go away cup cake.
Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 9:49 am
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Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 9:48 am
Are
Thumblaster- December 25, 2012 at 9:48 am
You
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