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Look Out World, Cro Cop Has Been Repaired

(‘You think I read book, but really in here is nudie magazine.’)

Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic has had knee surgery and will soon be ready to kick asses and heads once more, though not necessarily in that order.  Now that this lingering problem is fixed we ought to find out if Cro Cop’s recent decline was really due to injuries, or if he’s just losing his touch.  Call me an optimist, but I’m hoping it’s the former.

According to internet rumors, Cro Cop may be headed back to the UFC for the summer event in Germany, or FEG may still be courting him, hoping for a K-1 match with Alistair Overeem and a few more fights in Dream down the road.  That’s all just speculation, though, so don’t get too worked up just yet.  It’s like that old saying: If you want to make God laugh, tell Him Cro Cop’s plans.

In case you’re curious, the book he’s reading appears to be entitled “Secret Societies.”  Anybody else reads that book, I chalk it up to intellectual curiosity.  But when Cro Cop reads it, I can only assume that he’s doing research for when he infiltrates the Croatian version of the Skull and Bones to take them down from the inside as revenge for killing his brother.  Anyone else smell a plot for an awesome action movie here?

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Jay Smith- January 15, 2009 at 11:26 am
Sneaky Pete- January 15, 2009 at 9:51 am
Lol @ Lorenzo. You are the man! Buy me a car.

I wonder if the surgery was to remove his descended ball from his thigh?

Hey but on a serious note, a lot of people have gone on to great success with one ball. Notable uniballers include:

Tupac Shakur
Lance Armstrong
Tom Green
Hansie Cronje

So as you can imagine I'm optimistic about my favorite monorchid martial artist!
BuckWild- January 15, 2009 at 8:02 am
The book is a self help


"One marble shy of a full pouch, Life as half a man" by Lance Armstrong

Jeffro- January 15, 2009 at 6:50 am
They should give him a bionic leg while their at it. Maybe they did.

WTF is the pineapple for?
Anonymous- January 15, 2009 at 6:27 am
WAR CroCop!
henropotter- January 15, 2009 at 5:58 am
10 points to 'cro cop' for the 'making me girl comment'
Lorenzo Fertitta- January 14, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Why the fuck is your nickname "Dana White" ?.. you are "prob" a 14 years old virgin... Just hate fakers man!
Dana White- January 14, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Cro Cop is coming back to the ufc but for a 5 fights contract.
First fight well be with James Irvin .winner of that would prob get a chance to fight chuck.
Steel Toed Nugget- January 14, 2009 at 10:01 pm
It doesn't matter who or when Cro Cop fights. He sucks now and I guarantee he'll lose again before he retires.
Goog- January 14, 2009 at 9:01 pm
It looks as if CroCop went straight to the pinnacle of modern medical facilities. The metal nightstand with a bottle of water, a pineapple, a can of pringles, and a glasses makes it look like a search puzzle in a child's Highlights magazine. I'm betting there's a picture he drew of his dad laying there somewhere.
Derekrva- January 14, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I wonder if Overeem is in the Secret Order of the Ball Breakers. I hear they have a pretty nasty secret handshake.

War Steroids and blows to pelotas
rokabee- January 14, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Mirko 'Cro Cop' Filipovic. My friend its been too long. 'Member the good ole days where nobody in the U.S. Of A really knew who u were except the pride fans, see these were the good ole days because back then you were kickin' mother fuckers in the head, and I was makin sweet ass highlight videos of mother fuckers getting kicked in the head by you. It was great, I would show all my friends and be like "dude watch this dude kickin mother fuckers in the head!!! His name is Cro Cop! Check him out!" and I would be the coolest in the group by far, I once got 200 hits on you tube in just 37 days !!!!! So when you are ready to come back out and start killing people like the good ole days, I'm here for you!

Canadian Hoser- January 14, 2009 at 6:35 pm
get healthy and kick some ass
Drew- January 14, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Whatever he chooses, Crocop needs to stay the hell away from Overeem.
cro cop- January 14, 2009 at 5:55 pm
comrades i am reading up on how to get away with killing allistar for making me girl
Old Blue- January 14, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Cro Crop is almost as cool as Jack Bauer
Creamy CA Roll- January 14, 2009 at 5:23 pm
It can only be an awesome movie if they cast the Croatian versions of Paul Walker and Craig T Nelson in it
Tyler - January 14, 2009 at 5:21 pm
If CroCop comes back to fight in the UFC I hope it's against Chuck Liddell or James Irvin.