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Look Out World, Cro Cop Has Been Repaired


(‘You think I read book, but really in here is nudie magazine.’)

Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic has had knee surgery and will soon be ready to kick asses and heads once more, though not necessarily in that order.  Now that this lingering problem is fixed we ought to find out if Cro Cop’s recent decline was really due to injuries, or if he’s just losing his touch.  Call me an optimist, but I’m hoping it’s the former.

According to internet rumors, Cro Cop may be headed back to the UFC for the summer event in Germany, or FEG may still be courting him, hoping for a K-1 match with Alistair Overeem and a few more fights in Dream down the road.  That’s all just speculation, though, so don’t get too worked up just yet.  It’s like that old saying: If you want to make God laugh, tell Him Cro Cop’s plans.

In case you’re curious, the book he’s reading appears to be entitled “Secret Societies.”  Anybody else reads that book, I chalk it up to intellectual curiosity.  But when Cro Cop reads it, I can only assume that he’s doing research for when he infiltrates the Croatian version of the Skull and Bones to take them down from the inside as revenge for killing his brother.  Anyone else smell a plot for an awesome action movie here?

Comments

  1. Tyler Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 05:21


    If CroCop comes back to fight in the UFC I hope it's against Chuck Liddell or James Irvin.
  2. Creamy CA Roll Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 05:23


    It can only be an awesome movie if they cast the Croatian versions of Paul Walker and Craig T Nelson in it
  3. Old Blue Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 05:33


    Cro Crop is almost as cool as Jack Bauer
  4. cro cop Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 05:55


    comrades i am reading up on how to get away with killing allistar for making me girl
  5. Drew Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 06:26


    Whatever he chooses, Crocop needs to stay the hell away from Overeem.
  6. Canadian Hoser Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 06:35


    get healthy and kick some ass
  7. rokabee Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 08:35


    Dear, Mirko 'Cro Cop' Filipovic. My friend its been too long. 'Member the good ole days where nobody in the U.S. Of A really knew who u were except the pride fans, see these were the good ole days because back then you were kickin' mother fuckers in the head, and I was makin sweet ass highlight videos of mother fuckers getting kicked in the head by you. It was great, I would show all my friends and be like "dude watch this dude kickin mother fuckers in the head!!! His name is Cro Cop! Check him out!" and I would be the coolest in the group by far, I once got 200 hits on you tube in just 37 days !!!!! So when you are ready to come back out and start killing people like the good ole days, I'm here for you! -Sincerely rokabee
  8. Derekrva Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 08:36


    I wonder if Overeem is in the Secret Order of the Ball Breakers. I hear they have a pretty nasty secret handshake. War Steroids and blows to pelotas
  9. Goog Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 09:01


    It looks as if CroCop went straight to the pinnacle of modern medical facilities. The metal nightstand with a bottle of water, a pineapple, a can of pringles, and a glasses makes it look like a search puzzle in a child's Highlights magazine. I'm betting there's a picture he drew of his dad laying there somewhere.
  10. Steel Toed Nugget Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 10:01


    It doesn't matter who or when Cro Cop fights. He sucks now and I guarantee he'll lose again before he retires.
  11. Dana White Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 10:58


    Cro Cop is coming back to the ufc but for a 5 fights contract. First fight well be with James Irvin .winner of that would prob get a chance to fight chuck.
  12. Lorenzo Fertitta Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 11:29


    Why the fuck is your nickname "Dana White" ?.. you are "prob" a 14 years old virgin... Just hate fakers man!
  13. henropotter Says:

    Thu, 01/15/09 - 05:58


    10 points to 'cro cop' for the 'making me girl comment'
  14. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 01/15/09 - 06:27


    WAR CroCop!
  15. Jeffro Says:

    Thu, 01/15/09 - 06:50


    They should give him a bionic leg while their at it. Maybe they did. WTF is the pineapple for?
  16. BuckWild Says:

    Thu, 01/15/09 - 08:02


    The book is a self help Entitled: "One marble shy of a full pouch, Life as half a man" by Lance Armstrong
  17. Sneaky Pete Says:

    Thu, 01/15/09 - 09:51


    Lol @ Lorenzo. You are the man! Buy me a car. I wonder if the surgery was to remove his descended ball from his thigh? Hey but on a serious note, a lot of people have gone on to great success with one ball. Notable uniballers include: Tupac Shakur Lance Armstrong Tom Green Hansie Cronje So as you can imagine I'm optimistic about my favorite monorchid martial artist!
  18. Jay Smith Says:

    Thu, 01/15/09 - 11:26


    aaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH shit!
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