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Looks Like We Will Get to See Clay Guida’s Fight After All, Plus More Unseen UFC Bouts

(SPOILER ALERT: At some point in the fight Guida comes charging in with his mane of hair flowing wildly about him. Photo courtesy of

Those of you who were bummed about not seeing your favorite RV-dwelling lightweight on the Versus broadcast of Sunday’s UFC event can now turn those frowns back into smug grimaces, because Spike TV has you covered. The cable network sent out an email this morning to let us all know that on Wednesday night they’ll be showing the Clay Guida-Shannon Gugerty and Brendan Schaub-Chase Gormley bouts from ‘UFC Live,’ as well as two other previously unaired fights (Dennis Siver-Paul Kelly from UFC 105, and Jeremy Stephens-Justin Buchholz from Fight Night 19).

The plan is to air this special episode of “UFC Unleashed” at 9 pm EST as a lead-in to the final installment of “UFC Primetime.” At the risk of lavishing too much praise on the same people who are behind “Blue Mountain State,” we’re going to go ahead and call this move a brilliant one for all parties involved.

You tune in to see a couple of fights that, much like your used Toyota, are at least new to you, and then you stick around to see the Georges St. Pierre-Dan Hardy hypefest that follows. What you see there will all but force you to buy the pay-per-view, while the ads peppered throughout these two hours will have you zombie-walking down to the mall to purchase whatever video games and action movie DVDs were hammered into your brain on a hypnotic loop.

That’s the free market at work, carefully subverting what you foolishly regard as your free will. Genius.

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Drewimus- March 23, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Fucking heart punch, how awesome would that be, to actually take someone out via chest pain. Maybe Mir can get his "first octagon-related death"...
robthom- March 23, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Smug grimace is the only expression I ever make.

On rollercoasters, in job interviews, while having sex, in da club, on my birthday...
scabby.arm- March 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm
@ merlin
thought that was tko via arm pit punches...
FlashinLeather- March 23, 2010 at 12:21 pm
lol @ Spoiler Alert
Merlin- March 23, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Just ask Herschel Walker that's the punch that won him he last fight against Naggy Greg.
k-onda- March 23, 2010 at 12:08 pm
That aint a heart punch, and it aint even a tit punch, that's the famous armpit punch yall, and it's worked before.
ReX13- March 23, 2010 at 11:13 am
Viva Hate Says:
Tue, 03/23/2010 - 12:45
Come on counter tit punch never works!

Unless your are fighting Tra Telligman of course

Aw, c'mon, Tra Telligman doesn't even have ti--


I see what you did there...
One Two- March 23, 2010 at 11:10 am
to late. who gives a shit we all know what happens. the whole point of undercard fights is there on the undercard they need to show that shit while the cards occuring.

@face7--- elliot was the TUF winner he'll be babied and sheltered for years to come, they can't show a tuf bum winner getting his ass handed to him
825IVER- March 23, 2010 at 10:58 am
Pretty sure he was trying to throw a Hadouken.
fACE7biter- March 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
Why the fuck not air the Marshall Vs. Russian guy fight?
LargeMidget- March 23, 2010 at 10:53 am
Fucking finally. Clay Guida wins sub of the night and it isn't televised? Um, hello? Clay is one of biggest fan favs right now, the UFC must be slapping themselves for not putting that fight on the main card.
MMA Mafia- March 23, 2010 at 10:53 am this installment of UFC Primetime (3rd episode) we learn Dan Hardy doesn't really care for GSP, his yes men think his (GSP's) stand-up is his weakness, Matt Serra's gonna teach Hardy how 2 beat GSP using the same techniques that failed him and that Hardy has been training his ass off for the biggest fight of his career.

Oh yeah, he's from the UK too!

Damn, I can hardly wait to see THAT episode. Its going to be phenomenal.
Dinksmack- March 23, 2010 at 10:49 am
Viva Hate- March 23, 2010 at 10:45 am
Come on counter tit punch never works!

Unless your are fighting Tra Telligman of course
peckawoodd- March 23, 2010 at 10:34 am
Nice heart-punch, dude.