It won't be to announce the legalization of MMA in Ontario, because I really doubt it could have been worked out that fast, and I also doubt the authorities would let the UFC announce it as if it was their doing.

As to the rumours that next season of TUF will film in Toronto, I also highly doubt that, because the fights on the show still need to be sanctioned even though they're "exhibition" matches, and the Ontario athletic commission obviously isn't going to do that as long as MMA is still "illegal" (in their view).

There's rumours that they could simul-cast UFC 115 onto the "jumbotron" at Rogers Centre here in Toronto. I'd say that's the most likely scenario. Sounds like a typically Dana White marketing stunt, if a large crowd shows up to watch it on the screen, that's a solid demonstration of the amount of money to be made from holding events here.


Regarding legalization, what's promising is that when GSP had his visit to parliament a few weeks back, he was apparently treated like a rock star. Federal-level politicians and bureaucrats lined up to get autographs and photos with him. So it seems like getting the federal law changed and legalizing it for the whole country will be quicker and easier than dealing with Ontario directly.

I think it'll be to announce Frank Fertitta III will be joining Zuffa full time as the president of tight, short sleeved t-shirt wearing bicep flexers.

@ Viva los Putasos

Fucker, you beat me to it.

I'm glad they've finally decided to come out into the open with their man-love, congrats ladies. They're probably announcing that they're hosting the Gay Pride parade on a special custom "Xtreme Xplosiveness Xtravaganza" parade float in their cowboy hats and ass-less leather chaps. I'll be sure to be as far away as possible.

...Or, as Ollie North iterated, they just purchased Ontario and they're renaming it Soyouwannabeafuckingfighterstan, they're establishing a totalitarian dictatorship, and they're succeeding from the union. (Take that, Kim Jong Il!)

sorry if i upset you BG. (not!)

it's about time dana gave Ken Shamrock the title

They got fedor.

Dana unleashed Rampage on Dalton McGuinty, the premier of Ontario. For those who don't know McGuinty, he's the little rich kid in high school that was such a dweeb he'd get the shit kicked out of him daily and there was nothing his daddy could do to stop it from happening again the next (and every other) day.

So, needless to say, after eleven minutes with Rampage terrorizing him while seeing what Wandy looks like after doing a few lines of blow in the background, little Dalton wet his pants and fell to the floor, offering to suck some cock and sign anything, anything they want, if they just let him live.

Hey, it could've happened that way...

@J-dog, to be fair, that's not the only article today with some obvious grammar fuckups. CP.....you been smokin?.....cos we talked about this...

Big Announcement: there's something growing in my pants.

I'll bet 5 Potato Chips that they're coming out of the closet an publicly declaring their "man love" for each other

OMG Dana is pregnant! Combine Lorenzo's fashion sense with Dana's business sense, and that kid is set for life.

Joedirt, I lol'd . . .

I'm betting that they announce a reward for Ken Hayashi's head. Or perhaps even McGuinty's.

Power bottom?

Anyone else smell an engagement announcement? Congrats to the boys. Now, lets all take bets who is the top and who is the bottom.

Dana and Lorzeno are announcing that they are buying Ontario in order to facilitate the sanctioning process.

A press conference for the game would be hilarious, but i'm gonna

say it's for sanctions. Ontario could use the press and the revenue...

Second... possibly third.
Bring the UFC to Ontario!

It'll probably be all three.