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Lost Contact to Blame For Jackson’s Hit and Run?

(‘See, what had happened was…’)

Oh, the fun one can have trying to keep track of all the different theories about what’s really happening with “Rampage” Jackson. Fightline has a new one. A really new one:

Our source indicates that Jackson was fumbling around with a contact lens that was giving him trouble while driving and subsequently lost the lens. He was apparently searching for it when he sideswiped at least two vehicles, mildly injuring one woman.

A frightened, paranoid Jackson, who had again, been up fasting for days, then acted on instinct and fled the scene and eventually the police.

Jackson pulled over after giving police a brief chase and was fully cooperative with authorities after that point.

This is an interesting possibility. It doesn’t explain why he was picked up by the police again after being released, or why everyone from Dana White to Sports Illustrated to, well, us, has insinuated or outright said that there are some mental issues going on as well. Maybe it’s both? The lost contact and lost perception of reality is a powerful duo. Either way, we hope for a happy ending to this strange tale.

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thebronze- August 4, 2008 at 8:15 pm
"Cocaine is helluva drug!"
Bootylam!- August 4, 2008 at 6:54 pm
So he "messed up"? Messing up is forgetting to lock your door or not paying a bill on time, NOT crashing through the streets and possibly hurting others, especially an unborn baby. How come these "he messed up" guys are never my boss? Call me cynical, but most non-UFC, not UFC legal team backed people would be in serious trouble.
JoseMonkey- August 3, 2008 at 5:44 pm
"then acted on instinct and fled the scene"

WTF? What kind of instinct is that?
emptyhandkiller- August 2, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Rampage screwed up real good this time... I just read where the woman he sideswiped miscarried! I think I know where his next 25 purses are going. It's ok, Rampage, I feel bad for you. You can suck the farts out of my underwear for $3 an hour until you are back on your feet. You just can't be my chauffer.
@ xhris- August 1, 2008 at 10:06 pm
You're a dumbass, do you think we would get a misdemeanor and probation if we did the same thing rampage did?
xhris- August 1, 2008 at 8:30 pm
rampage is a good guy he just messed up, stop giving him so much shit just because he is famous.
jesusgottaboner- August 1, 2008 at 6:39 pm
what a fucktard. paint your face on the side of your next truck, rampage. just try not to rampage around in it you dope.
ikcedar- July 31, 2008 at 11:55 pm
what a stupid excuse, god doesnt wear contacts.
god's other white meat- July 31, 2008 at 10:10 pm
here's an idea: maybe he's a dumbass that oughta be in prison for reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident, endangerment and believing in some downright retarded and dangerous shit. too much jesus, ain't good for the brain. it's probably worse than getting hit in the head everyday...
Midget Mac- July 31, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Im starting to feel sorry for this dude.