My coaches teach me this type attack all the time, I’m also well versed in the art of bukake….

This is ridiculous! Fedor lost. Get over it. Would of have been better if they let him and silva go at it for the last round. But it is what it is. Big fan of both fighters.

Seriously. Do nut huggers really need anything else to hold on too?

Dr. Stoppage because he was blind isn’t a loss, silva was tired and primed to be beaten. Huge game of cat and mouse rocky III style. Lost sweater. Voodoo. Nothing to do with fat and slow and over hyped buying into his own protected for 7 years hype…. nope can’t be that.

Fyi, ever seen a funny russian? Me either. They are scum by nature and if you live elsewhere and bitch about american arrogance I refer you to sergeis post fight “russians are the best in the world” comment.
Or dare any of you to actually visit russia….. pasty africans. Look at africa before you think that’s racist.

Mind control is for real, and Silva’s camp was using it that night. Silva hired the men to stare at the GOAT and deplete his energy. Had the fight not been stopped, the GOAT’s heart would have exploded.

+EVERYTHING to @goog for that post. Give the man his 8th shirt.

@getupandkill

I have suspected that helwani is a practitioner of the black arts for some time now. glad I am not alone.

@el famous- +1 for Naked Gun reference. Enrico Pollatzo called a great game that day.

I wonder if Silva used the same guy Shooter McGavin did to throw Happy Gilmore off his game before he got wrecked by Bob Barker. “JACKASS”

LOKI is dropping LaVey knowledge on you jokers.

We’re all lucky that Bigfoot stopped him before he killed The Queen of England.

Ok it was my fault. Not really, but I was at the walk in plank, watching him pass me, and he did look very weird and depressed. Then in the cage before it started, my dad noted from my pictures that he always had his head down and looked depressed…

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Someone should just ask Bigfoot. If he denies it and its true, he will piss hot and get ball cancer.

@Perpatraitor

Weight classes don’t matter. He can beat anybody at any weight. Especially 155 and lower.

wow mma ‘journalism’ at its best

‘Forbidden psychological technologies‘ that ‘could [not] be seen by the naked eye.‘
There really is nothing like Communist propaganda.

Does his neck look skinny?

I think American MMA media need to stay away from the google translator.

PS, you guys gotta rock the Akismet cuz they spamming ‘erybody up in here.

LOL… one of my friends from St.Petersburg knows Fedor very well and has spoken to him after he got back to Russia. He confirmed that he was rocked before the second round and hasn’t fully recovered, hence the mad overhand right which was completely uncalled for and let Silva to dive for double-leg. That was crazy. Not your mind control stories. Keep reading though, you gotta grab your info somewhere, right? Trolls must be fed! ))

It is now clearly evident that Ariel Helwani is behind this.

Ariel secured (at least verbally) possession of Fedor’s Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory during his interview with Fedor and his handlers (including the mysterious “Tanya” who’s role will be explored more later). This sweater served as a Talisman for Fedor’s success in the US; however, unknowingly, Fedor cast it aside in the heap of laundry back in Stary Oskol, donning only the Russian Orthodox necklace. As evident by Ariel’s table of voodoo as seen in his studio, he secures “power objects” from fighters and sells to the highest bidders in the practice of Energy Vampirism. You can do your own research on Ariel’s past offences but make note that Gian Villiante also lost after appearing on the MMA HOUR after Fedor. The agreement in terms of the sweater was verbal submission of Fedor’s energy to Helwani and subsequently the highest paying bidder. Now I am no conspiracy theorist but Ariel rise to power and cozy relationship with a certain Dana White (a figure who certainly had an interest in Fedor’s loss and ultimate deterioration of the Strikeforce heavy weight tournament) is suspicious.

TANYA: The use of translators has been of recent controversy. Anderson Silva, Dana’s firing of the inept Portuguese translator and of course Tanya’s odd and peculiar behavior in the scribing of the Last Emperor’s words. It is unclear at this point how Tanya (who appears to be a Gypsy) is employed in this role while other M1 handlers could translate the overly edited words of Fedor. What is clear is that Fedor was “out of sorts” in all stages of his participation in the tournament. From his agreement to lengthy interviews, confused recollection of meetings with Dana White, the belly button lint incident, the absence of his priest cage-side and the obvious beating by Bigfoot Silva. One look at Fedor as he entered the arena in his nighty would tell you something was foul. When you consider that security of M1 officials was contracted by the Hell’s Angels, one begins to think this M1 organization may be corrupt.

As a Zuffa media zombie, Ariel may not be solely to blame for his actions. The every seeing eye of Zuffa (twitter) has descended upon us all. The only theory I can offer in this fallout is that the Zionist Jews are punishing the Russian Orthodox Church. For reasons unknown, despite previous cooperation with the underworld (the Yakuza) Fedor’s simple life of bathing and ice cream will never be the same.

Lost in translation? Voronov needs to face reality: He’s no longer one of the top comedians in Russia.

No, this is legit. My wife depresses me, steals my energy, and makes me do shit all the time with similar methods. And she can do it over the phone… doesn’t even have to make eye contact.

Maybe LifeSports.ru is the Russion equivalent of The Onion. That’s the ONLY possible explanation for this outlandish shit!

Isnt the camera suppose to add 10 pounds…why does Fedor look like a gay Popov model who told his photographer(sex master) he doesnt do implied nude.

I was on the fence whether or not Feder should retire after the Silva loss. But now I hope he does retire, it would be a shame if the twilight of his career were to be masked by these laughable excuses (lost in translation some of it maybe).

One would like to think Fedor doesnt believe this nonsense, and would come out and deny these sort of crazy excuses and just say the better man won…..saying that though he does have his own personal priest, so i wouldnt put money on that.

….and about thirty pounds of Evgeni Kogan’s holier-than-thou hipster bullshit.

Those cases contain the hopes and dreams of M-1 Global.

@turd
I think your palhares obsessions rivals my Nick diaz obsession. But it only works in your fighters fucking weightclass. Be a smarter super fan dammit!

Fedor is smiling bc he’s one Of us, one of us, one of us, one of us. He’s now a mere mortal with flaws, I think he’s finally feeling relief. Think about it. Now he can retire whenever. We’d never let him retire “undefeated”. No pressure for Fedor.

the jacket…..

Agentsmith >> +1

Actually, there’s a whole lot of funny up there, but agent’s Gorby ref was too money to pass up.

I’m still wondering if he is smiling all the way to the breifcase full of money.

Great article.

You know how the real bigfoot suddenly makes cameras blurry and electronic equipment turn off, BAM! This guy is the real fucking deal, someone needs to tranquilize this mother fucker.

Dana was on to them when he called them “crazy Russians”.

“The athletic commission wouldn’t let him wear the tin foil hat I made for him! Also they took down the 756 dream catchers we like to hang in the locker room to block the evil spirits.”

No, this is totally legit. Rousimar Palhares also has mind control powers. Bigfoot probably just enlisted his help.

He’s smiling because no one got his sweet Gorbechov impression.

In Soviet Russia, Mind control YOU!

actually lordcosax it was in fact becuase of titos head that fedor lost…. you see fedor saw tito a week ealier and saw titos kids as well……

after that he could not shake the image of the little titolings gigantic melons coming out of Jj’s vast cavernous vagina….

so you see he did lose because of tito… bolame tito hahah

Been a huge fedor fan since the pride days but take your ass-kicking like a man. wtf? dont end your career on some voodoo bs.

was the priest that was supposed to be in attendance Hermoine Granger?

I swear I saw Dana White in the crowd, wearing a wig and false mustache. And he just kept staring at Fedor the whole time…

Even Tito Ortiz thinks thats a retarded excuse.

Yeah, it was psychic control, not the fact that some huge behemoth was on top of him, pounding away. Great analysis.

is it just me or is fedor smiling alot more after getting his faced smashed?