(Props: literally dozens of you)
Hey Potato Nation, how’s it going? This greasing scandal got you down? Yeah, it just keeps going, getting bigger and meaner every day. Like that chick on “The View.” We thought maybe we could cheer you up. Here, look at this teddy bear, The 15” Ultimate Lover. We’ll wait for your immature giggles to stop…
He thinks you’re a knockout, and he even comes in a variety of different colors (we’re partial to the amethyst). He’s made by the Vermont Teddy Bear Company, which, oddly enough, sponsors UFC Fight Night 17 participants Matt Grice and Josh Neer. You remember Neer and his recent DUI, hit-and-run arrest. Cuddly, no? And this little guy is just $69.95.
Now that we think about it, maybe these people can even help put an end to LubeGate if only GSP would shell out for one of these…
Awwww. Who could stay mad with this adorable little son of a bitch staring them in the face? Whaddaya say, B.J. Friends again?
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CP I think we all deserve free T-shirts for subjecting us to this garbage article.