(Props: literally dozens of you)
Hey Potato Nation, how’s it going? This greasing scandal got you down? Yeah, it just keeps going, getting bigger and meaner every day. Like that chick on “The View.” We thought maybe we could cheer you up. Here, look at this teddy bear, The 15” Ultimate Lover. We’ll wait for your immature giggles to stop…
He thinks you’re a knockout, and he even comes in a variety of different colors (we’re partial to the amethyst). He’s made by the Vermont Teddy Bear Company, which, oddly enough, sponsors UFC Fight Night 17 participants Matt Grice and Josh Neer. You remember Neer and his recent DUI, hit-and-run arrest. Cuddly, no? And this little guy is just $69.95.
Now that we think about it, maybe these people can even help put an end to LubeGate if only GSP would shell out for one of these…
Awwww. Who could stay mad with this adorable little son of a bitch staring them in the face? Whaddaya say, B.J. Friends again?
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Comments
Wed, 02/04/09 - 04:48
dfasdfasd
Wed, 02/04/09 - 04:51
DAM!
Wed, 02/04/09 - 04:54
I wish Vermont Teddy Bear Company would start promoting, just so i can hear Dana say, "those fuckin teddy bear guys."
Wed, 02/04/09 - 04:58
Can we please stop calling it LubeGate, it just doesn't roll off the tongue. I have found the solution (to more than just this problem) is LubriGate
Wed, 02/04/09 - 05:02
If you're stupid it does
Wed, 02/04/09 - 05:07
why?
Wed, 02/04/09 - 05:09
putting a pair of boxing trunks and gloves on a $10 bear does not make it worth $69.9
Wed, 02/04/09 - 05:17
@andrewm HAHA nice.
Wed, 02/04/09 - 05:37
a fifteen inch utimate lover? that'll look nice on the check sounds like that scheme from lock stock n two smokin barrels.
Wed, 02/04/09 - 05:37
George St. Pierre didnt use vaseline it was just extra anal lube from when he was having sex with his boyfriend
Wed, 02/04/09 - 05:43
This story is just taking up space on this site. Let's move on please.
Wed, 02/04/09 - 05:53
i'll buy one of those bears if it comes with a jar of vaseline. or steroids.
Wed, 02/04/09 - 06:17
hey gsp get one of the bears for bj penn your a ko lol
Wed, 02/04/09 - 06:20
If you max out the configuration of these bears they can cost $170 bucks. That's almost as much as the UFC pays its undercard fighters!
Wed, 02/04/09 - 06:28
@ Aenarion ...Nice.
Wed, 02/04/09 - 06:49
I'm available if you need any new research journalists... Seriously Nippage@msn.com
Wed, 02/04/09 - 06:54
i've officially signed the petition to change the handel to "lubrigate"....fucking excellent!!!
Wed, 02/04/09 - 07:30
This article is unacceptable.
Wed, 02/04/09 - 07:34
wow these ads are really getting rediculous, first versaclimber now teddybears?
Wed, 02/04/09 - 07:39
lubrigate sounds bad and you should feel bad.
Wed, 02/04/09 - 07:43
Petroleum jelli-gate? No?
Wed, 02/04/09 - 08:09
lube is also used for sex! or so im told. i mean i've read it on the internet
Wed, 02/04/09 - 08:10
For the teddy bears... Matt "Cheese N' Rice" Grice Josh "I Fear No Beer" Neer
Wed, 02/04/09 - 09:49
i'm going to get one of those bears and fight it, fight it to the death. i'm not kidding about this. we're going to the death, bear.
Thu, 02/05/09 - 06:25
those arent legal open finger gloves, the shorts are too long and i dont think 4oz is a weight class. im filing a formal complaint
Thu, 02/05/09 - 06:27
BJ should be given this bear as a gift, grease himself up and put a triangle choke on the cuddly son of a bitch.....then he could call things even with GSP. Oh and he could also tell GSP trainer to "go fuck himself" as an added bonus to make himself feel better. ;)
Thu, 02/05/09 - 06:52
amethyst is the stone of February. I feel like such a loser for knowing that.
Thu, 02/05/09 - 06:58
Vasgate ? GreaseGate? WhineGate BJisaBitchbecauseTappinIsforBitchesGate ?
Thu, 02/05/09 - 09:17
WTF is this doing on this otherise good site???? CP I think we all deserve free T-shirts for subjecting us to this garbage article.
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