Lyoto Machida: Drinkin' Piss, Lovin' Life
(Lyoto and his father Yoshizo share a warm moment at their home base in Belem, Brazil. Photos courtesy of this set on Sherdog.)
If you have a dream — go ahead, it is possible! And if you have a glass of urine — pass that shit, son! Apologies if you're seeing this during lunch, but here's photographic proof that Lyoto Machida's urine-drinking regimen is for real, and not something he made up to get inside the head of Rashad Evans. Yes, we've already debunked this quaint bit of folk-medicine as B.S., but the Machida clan stands by it. (And check out how healthy and happy they look!) As Machida patriarch Yoshizo explained to Sherdog:
Strange, right? But then again, Lyoto Machida is the undefeated light-heavyweight champion of the UFC, and Yoshizo produces nothing but sons, so who looks stupid now?
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google Says:
Brock should do it, it taste like Coors.
GEE-yuh-TEEN Says:
Bottle that shit and sell it as a low-carb energy drink. "100% (man) juice"
gracie_nuthugger Says:
When Yoshizo said in an interview that when Ishii trained with him for two months he would cry from the oppresing humidity, I think I figured out why he was crying..
...and it had nothing to do with humidity.
common sense Says:
looks crazy
skeletor Says:
I heard Shogun has been eating his own shit! They lightly touched on it in the countdown show last night. That could make all the difference in the fight this weekend.
Anonymous Hench... Says:
Looks like Papa Machida won that pissing contest.
Parisiano Says:
Somewhere.. out there.. R.Kelly knows he just found his soulmate.. 17 years too late
831 Son Says:
I wonder if they drink it chilled.
Smitty Says:
What the piss???!!!!???
Karate Fists an... Says:
I'm not a doctor, but his dad needs to be better hydrated. ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE COLOR OF CORN Y'ALL.
TacoMafia Says:
you know you're back home when you're drinking your own piss from an empty smucker's jar....
J-Dog Says:
I 2nd Karate Fists....
Your pee is not supposed to be that dark. Maybe if all you drink is pee then it stays dark like that... but Dr. J-Dog says drink double the water you are drinking and try to keep your urine much lighter in color. It's better for you and will help to keep you from forming kidney stones (if you're prone to them). If I let my urine stay that dark I'd be pissing boulders.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Ewwww....this piss tastes like Budweiser.
Rape Choke Says:
Does anyone else notice in the 2nd picture how Lyoto has about a shot worth of dick juice and his Dad has a pint?
Clyde Says:
No, it's Lyoto's 3rd glass in that picture.
831 Son Says:
Pee can be that dark from having a high vitamin diet and excercising alot which directly relates to Lyoto and his Dad. So it is very unlikely that he is unhydrated or unhealthy.
Eyes red as Fedor Says:
The whole idea of drinking urine is to do it in the morning when you've had it in your body all night and hence be full of hormones and vitamins. Thus, it should be dark. If you wake up and your piss is clear I'd make sure you don't have a note written in lipstick on your bathroom mirror saying your kidneys have been stolen.
Walrus Says:
Do they share their piss?
Just A Wrestler Says:
Now when is someone gonna show him up and eat their own poop?
Anonymous Hench... Says:
I would guess that if you keep recycling your own piss over and over again you'd get yourself a steamy glass or Amber Ale at the end of the day...I think that's the Sam Adams family recipe
Big Brown Says:
New website: Two Machida's, One Cup
Cheeky Bastard Says:
Beats drinking a Heineken...
portland mma Says:
that second picture is a fucking party man
El Famous Burrito Says:
I heard Phil Baroni drops a shot of Jager into his cup of piss, then brags about his new haircut.
El Famous Burrito Says:
I also heard that Machida's wife refers to a 69 as a "keg stand".
Anonymous Hench... Says:
Fedor would drink his own piss but it's easier to fill a glass using a powerwasher
Nick Diaz would consume his own piss but the f**cking zigzags keep getting soaked.
GSP would drink his own piss but his penis is just for show.
Gurgel keeps stealing Rich's piss...
Organ Donor Says:
I've no doubt that the Machidas drink their own piss. But in those photos I think they're not. In one of the photos you can see condensation on the outside of the glass, which you'd see if the contents were cold. If Machida wasn't such a disciplined trainer I'd suspect beer. Also, it should be lighter than that unless they're dehydrated.
I first heard about urine therapy years ago. One of the things I heard is that it makes you tough, because if you can drink your own pee, everything else is easier. I actually tried it. I prefer beer.
agentsmith Says:
Since I've already been to Munich, I think next fall I'll head on down to Brazil for Pisstoberfest.
FranklinMintyFresh Says:
Yoshizo's cup of man punch is more of an apple juice tint, while young son Lyoto is a mere white grape juice hue...Following such thinking I think it's safe to say that comparing Yoshizo's ball's to Lyoto's would be like comparing Apples to Grapes.
Lyoto's got some growing to do...
agentsmith Says:
I dunno, I suspect it's a gag... neither of those looks the colour of any piss I've ever pissed. Also notice that in all the photos the liquid isn't quite touching their lips.
Catalyst8487 Says:
@El Burrito
Fuckin' Jaegerbombs! Also, your second comment about his wife made me nearly lose my job from laughter, lol.
PhilDZnutts Says:
I am gonna go home and have a glass of Yoshizo's pee, cuz Lyoto's pee won't pay me nothin'.
831 Son Says:
agentsmith you are a moron. So are you Organ Donor.
LastEmperor Says:
If you have a dream, in your life! Go head!
KarmaAteMyCat Says:
A lot of individuals in the Karate atmosphere specifically at the status of master drink their own piss. It's pretty badass if you ask me, besides it gives you something to brag about next time yer making out with a complete stranger at Las Vegas nightclub!
NateGetsIrate Says:
@ EFB:
Keg stand? Hahahaha!!! I literally lol'ed in my cubicle.
Thatsozay Says:
@ organdonor if your refering to the photo of Lyoto alone as the one that has condensation on it it's not, the glass has a pattern of little bumps on it.
Momoplata Says:
waiting for nick diaz to start drinkin his own piss
get him a little higher
reddog Says:
Hows taste my big glass of peepee?
Bovice Says:
Look at these ridiculous piss-drunk gooks.
831 Son Says:
Those gooks would end your life pussy.
UFC fan Says:
Fucking idiots, the whole damn family.
How can you respect a champion who drinks his own waste.
Hey Lyoto your body was done with it the first time, it doesn't want it back you fucking freak.
Peetee Says:
They fill a bowl for every party and family reunion. And there's a slushy machine for the kids.
Clinch-Smash Says:
UFC fan - bagging on a UFC fighter, a champion no less, has the world ended?
Burrito - great shit
Bovice - Fuck Yourself
Bovice Says:
831 Son, it's called a joke, you dumb faggot. I'm part Asian myself.
Clinch-Smash, you've been here for two months......enough said.
Clinch-Smash Says:
Doesn't take that long to know your and idiot and this is first time i'v seen you Bovice so you can still go fuck yourself
Killy Says:
I personnaly thonk this is shit for your body (or maybe your body tend to adjust it self to make it healthier...)
But man, this will give you "mental"... I mean, try to find the will to drink your own pee every signle day of your life for the next 20.000 days....
skeletor Says:
i don't see the big deal. My girlfriend and i drink each others piss all the time. allot of people i know do it.
sgt_nails204 Says:
As a Kool-aid man with a yellow/orange hue busts through the wall... "Show me that urine-aid smile!! Oh YEAH!!"
danomite Says:
anyone else notice the part where he says he's been doing it for only three years? This whole time i thought this was a secret technique passed down through the Machida clan, father to son, for generations. Turns out he read about in a book. Now I just feel stupid for all those times I drank my own piss because I thought it would turn me into a Karate master.