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Lyoto Machida: Drinkin’ Piss, Lovin’ Life

Lyoto Machida drinks urine
Lyoto Machida drinks urine Yoshizo
(Lyoto and his father Yoshizo share a warm moment at their home base in Belem, Brazil. Photos courtesy of this set on Sherdog.)

If you have a dream — go ahead, it is possible! And if you have a glass of urine — pass that shit, son! Apologies if you’re seeing this during lunch, but here’s photographic proof that Lyoto Machida’s urine-drinking regimen is for real, and not something he made up to get inside the head of Rashad Evans. Yes, we’ve already debunked this quaint bit of folk-medicine as B.S., but the Machida clan stands by it. (And check out how healthy and happy they look!) As Machida patriarch Yoshizo explained to Sherdog:

"Actually, this technique was used in China and India a long time ago. I started doing that after reading a book about a Japanese doctor who was in World War II. When the medicines ran out, he told the soldiers to drink their urine, and it worked as a vaccine. I started doing that three years ago, and it’s working fine. I never get sick anymore. Lyoto is doing the same, and he also likes the results."

Yoshizo Machida urine therapy MMA

Strange, right? But then again, Lyoto Machida is the undefeated light-heavyweight champion of the UFC, and Yoshizo produces nothing but sons, so who looks stupid now?

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qrampagej- October 22, 2009 at 3:35 pm
If Andrei Arlovski could ask Machida one question, I think it would be: "Lyoto, how taste your pee pee?"
Bovice- October 21, 2009 at 11:07 pm
"Doesn't take that long to know your and idiot and this is first time i'v seen you Bovice so you can still go fuck yourself"

It's you're*, an*, I've, and "this is the first time"

I've been reading CP since '07, and you're obviously the idiot.

Don't type anymore until you can actually spell simple fucking words.
danomite- October 21, 2009 at 11:07 am
The second pic looks like they're doing a commercial for some kind of piss soda:

Undefeated Light Heavyweight champion Lyoto Machida loves the taste of a warm glass of piss, and when he drinks piss he always chooses new Coke Golden for its rich, velvety smooth flavor.

Coke Golden is produced from the finest quality piss money can buy. We start by bottling the purest water from the glacial mountains of Scandinavia, but it doesn't stop there. Next we ship those bottles to our factory in Germany where 1,000 beautiful, big breasted, blonde Piss Maids drink it up and then excrete it so it can be rebottled and shipped factory fresh to your nearest grocery store. To ensure quality, our piss maids are all grass fed and hormone free.

Remember, when you think piss, think new Coke Golden. Available in a variety of flavors including father Yoshizo's favorite "Amber Asparagus"
danomite- October 21, 2009 at 10:38 am
anyone else notice the part where he says he's been doing it for only three years? This whole time i thought this was a secret technique passed down through the Machida clan, father to son, for generations. Turns out he read about in a book. Now I just feel stupid for all those times I drank my own piss because I thought it would turn me into a Karate master.
sgt_nails204- October 21, 2009 at 6:14 am
As a Kool-aid man with a yellow/orange hue busts through the wall... "Show me that urine-aid smile!! Oh YEAH!!"
K.E.G.- October 21, 2009 at 6:01 am
i don't see the big deal. My girlfriend and i drink each others piss all the time. allot of people i know do it.
Killy- October 21, 2009 at 5:19 am
I personnaly thonk this is shit for your body (or maybe your body tend to adjust it self to make it healthier...)

But man, this will give you "mental"... I mean, try to find the will to drink your own pee every signle day of your life for the next 20.000 days....
Clinch-Smash- October 21, 2009 at 2:42 am
Doesn't take that long to know your and idiot and this is first time i'v seen you Bovice so you can still go fuck yourself
Bovice- October 21, 2009 at 1:51 am
831 Son, it's called a joke, you dumb faggot. I'm part Asian myself.

Clinch-Smash, you've been here for two months......enough said.
Clinch-Smash- October 21, 2009 at 1:33 am
UFC fan - bagging on a UFC fighter, a champion no less, has the world ended?

Burrito - great shit

Bovice - Fuck Yourself
Peetee- October 20, 2009 at 10:54 pm
They fill a bowl for every party and family reunion. And there's a slushy machine for the kids.
UFC fan- October 20, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Fucking idiots, the whole damn family.
How can you respect a champion who drinks his own waste.
Hey Lyoto your body was done with it the first time, it doesn't want it back you fucking freak.
831 Son- October 20, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Those gooks would end your life pussy.
Bovice- October 20, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Look at these ridiculous piss-drunk gooks.
reddog- October 20, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Hows taste my big glass of peepee?
Momoplata- October 20, 2009 at 6:54 pm
waiting for nick diaz to start drinkin his own piss
get him a little higher
Thatsozay- October 20, 2009 at 5:12 pm
@ organdonor if your refering to the photo of Lyoto alone as the one that has condensation on it it's not, the glass has a pattern of little bumps on it.
NateGetsIrate- October 20, 2009 at 4:16 pm
@ EFB:

Keg stand? Hahahaha!!! I literally lol'ed in my cubicle.
KarmaAteMyCat- October 20, 2009 at 4:16 pm
A lot of individuals in the Karate atmosphere specifically at the status of master drink their own piss. It's pretty badass if you ask me, besides it gives you something to brag about next time yer making out with a complete stranger at Las Vegas nightclub!
LastEmperor- October 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm
If you have a dream, in your life! Go head!
831 Son- October 20, 2009 at 4:03 pm
agentsmith you are a moron. So are you Organ Donor.
PhilDZnutts- October 20, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I am gonna go home and have a glass of Yoshizo's pee, cuz Lyoto's pee won't pay me nothin'.
Catalyst8487- October 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@El Burrito

Fuckin' Jaegerbombs! Also, your second comment about his wife made me nearly lose my job from laughter, lol.
agentsmith- October 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I dunno, I suspect it's a gag... neither of those looks the colour of any piss I've ever pissed. Also notice that in all the photos the liquid isn't quite touching their lips.
FranklinMintyFresh- October 20, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Yoshizo's cup of man punch is more of an apple juice tint, while young son Lyoto is a mere white grape juice hue...Following such thinking I think it's safe to say that comparing Yoshizo's ball's to Lyoto's would be like comparing Apples to Grapes.

Lyoto's got some growing to do...