If Andrei Arlovski could ask Machida one question, I think it would be: “Lyoto, how taste your pee pee?”

Clinch-Smash:
“Doesn’t take that long to know your and idiot and this is first time i’v seen you Bovice so you can still go fuck yourself”

It’s you’re*, an*, I’ve, and “this is the first time”

I’ve been reading CP since ’07, and you’re obviously the idiot.

Don’t type anymore until you can actually spell simple fucking words.

The second pic looks like they’re doing a commercial for some kind of piss soda:

Undefeated Light Heavyweight champion Lyoto Machida loves the taste of a warm glass of piss, and when he drinks piss he always chooses new Coke Golden for its rich, velvety smooth flavor.

Coke Golden is produced from the finest quality piss money can buy. We start by bottling the purest water from the glacial mountains of Scandinavia, but it doesn’t stop there. Next we ship those bottles to our factory in Germany where 1,000 beautiful, big breasted, blonde Piss Maids drink it up and then excrete it so it can be rebottled and shipped factory fresh to your nearest grocery store. To ensure quality, our piss maids are all grass fed and hormone free.

Remember, when you think piss, think new Coke Golden. Available in a variety of flavors including father Yoshizo’s favorite “Amber Asparagus”

anyone else notice the part where he says he’s been doing it for only three years? This whole time i thought this was a secret technique passed down through the Machida clan, father to son, for generations. Turns out he read about in a book. Now I just feel stupid for all those times I drank my own piss because I thought it would turn me into a Karate master.

As a Kool-aid man with a yellow/orange hue busts through the wall… “Show me that urine-aid smile!! Oh YEAH!!”

i don’t see the big deal. My girlfriend and i drink each others piss all the time. allot of people i know do it.

I personnaly thonk this is shit for your body (or maybe your body tend to adjust it self to make it healthier…)

But man, this will give you “mental”… I mean, try to find the will to drink your own pee every signle day of your life for the next 20.000 days….

Doesn’t take that long to know your and idiot and this is first time i’v seen you Bovice so you can still go fuck yourself

831 Son, it’s called a joke, you dumb faggot. I’m part Asian myself.

Clinch-Smash, you’ve been here for two months……enough said.

UFC fan – bagging on a UFC fighter, a champion no less, has the world ended?

Burrito – great shit

Bovice – Fuck Yourself

They fill a bowl for every party and family reunion. And there’s a slushy machine for the kids.

Fucking idiots, the whole damn family.
How can you respect a champion who drinks his own waste.
Hey Lyoto your body was done with it the first time, it doesn’t want it back you fucking freak.

Those gooks would end your life pussy.

Look at these ridiculous piss-drunk gooks.

Hows taste my big glass of peepee?

waiting for nick diaz to start drinkin his own piss
get him a little higher

@ organdonor if your refering to the photo of Lyoto alone as the one that has condensation on it it’s not, the glass has a pattern of little bumps on it.

@ EFB:

Keg stand? Hahahaha!!! I literally lol’ed in my cubicle.

A lot of individuals in the Karate atmosphere specifically at the status of master drink their own piss. It’s pretty badass if you ask me, besides it gives you something to brag about next time yer making out with a complete stranger at Las Vegas nightclub!

If you have a dream, in your life! Go head!

agentsmith you are a moron. So are you Organ Donor.

I am gonna go home and have a glass of Yoshizo’s pee, cuz Lyoto’s pee won’t pay me nothin’.

@El Burrito

Fuckin’ Jaegerbombs! Also, your second comment about his wife made me nearly lose my job from laughter, lol.

I dunno, I suspect it’s a gag… neither of those looks the colour of any piss I’ve ever pissed. Also notice that in all the photos the liquid isn’t quite touching their lips.

Yoshizo’s cup of man punch is more of an apple juice tint, while young son Lyoto is a mere white grape juice hue…Following such thinking I think it’s safe to say that comparing Yoshizo’s ball’s to Lyoto’s would be like comparing Apples to Grapes.

Lyoto’s got some growing to do…

Since I’ve already been to Munich, I think next fall I’ll head on down to Brazil for Pisstoberfest.

I’ve no doubt that the Machidas drink their own piss. But in those photos I think they’re not. In one of the photos you can see condensation on the outside of the glass, which you’d see if the contents were cold. If Machida wasn’t such a disciplined trainer I’d suspect beer. Also, it should be lighter than that unless they’re dehydrated.

I first heard about urine therapy years ago. One of the things I heard is that it makes you tough, because if you can drink your own pee, everything else is easier. I actually tried it. I prefer beer.

Fedor would drink his own piss but it’s easier to fill a glass using a powerwasher

Nick Diaz would consume his own piss but the f**cking zigzags keep getting soaked.

GSP would drink his own piss but his penis is just for show.

Gurgel keeps stealing Rich’s piss…

I also heard that Machida’s wife refers to a 69 as a “keg stand”.

I heard Phil Baroni drops a shot of Jager into his cup of piss, then brags about his new haircut.

that second picture is a fucking party man

Beats drinking a Heineken…

New website: Two Machida’s, One Cup

I would guess that if you keep recycling your own piss over and over again you’d get yourself a steamy glass or Amber Ale at the end of the day…I think that’s the Sam Adams family recipe

Now when is someone gonna show him up and eat their own poop?

Do they share their piss?

The whole idea of drinking urine is to do it in the morning when you’ve had it in your body all night and hence be full of hormones and vitamins. Thus, it should be dark. If you wake up and your piss is clear I’d make sure you don’t have a note written in lipstick on your bathroom mirror saying your kidneys have been stolen.

Pee can be that dark from having a high vitamin diet and excercising alot which directly relates to Lyoto and his Dad. So it is very unlikely that he is unhydrated or unhealthy.

No, it’s Lyoto’s 3rd glass in that picture.

Does anyone else notice in the 2nd picture how Lyoto has about a shot worth of dick juice and his Dad has a pint?

Ewwww….this piss tastes like Budweiser.

I 2nd Karate Fists….

Your pee is not supposed to be that dark. Maybe if all you drink is pee then it stays dark like that… but Dr. J-Dog says drink double the water you are drinking and try to keep your urine much lighter in color. It’s better for you and will help to keep you from forming kidney stones (if you’re prone to them). If I let my urine stay that dark I’d be pissing boulders.

you know you’re back home when you’re drinking your own piss from an empty smucker’s jar….

I’m not a doctor, but his dad needs to be better hydrated. ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE COLOR OF CORN Y’ALL.

What the piss???!!!!???

I wonder if they drink it chilled.

Somewhere.. out there.. R.Kelly knows he just found his soulmate.. 17 years too late

Looks like Papa Machida won that pissing contest.

I heard Shogun has been eating his own shit! They lightly touched on it in the countdown show last night. That could make all the difference in the fight this weekend.

looks crazy

When Yoshizo said in an interview that when Ishii trained with him for two months he would cry from the oppresing humidity, I think I figured out why he was crying..

…and it had nothing to do with humidity.

Bottle that shit and sell it as a low-carb energy drink. “100% (man) juice”

Brock should do it, it taste like Coors.