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M-1 Global’s Russian Ring Girl Search Photos

M-1 Global has begun searching for new ring girls via a new contest open to only Russian women. Although we’re not quite sure what the site is about since we don’t speak Russian, the photos give off a feel of one of those annoying pop-up mail order bride ads, so unless you want to end up with one of these ladies (or their fatter, uglier facsimile) on your doorstep in 6-8 weeks, we don’t suggest clicking through the site.

Not that there’s anything wrong with ordering a bride from the Internet if any of you have done so, just be careful we hear the Russian mafia’s enforcer is a tough SOB whose only weaknesses are soft-serve and triangle chokes.

The black widows to be contestants are after the jump.

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Inverness Highlands North average american woman- February 14, 2011 at 7:50 am
The old classic definition of being an regular female isn't the same as the reality on the surface .
peanutbuttter- June 30, 2010 at 7:04 pm
white tank top w/o the bra did it for me
the glza- June 30, 2010 at 6:54 pm
ghostboner and armfarmer FTW!

and at first glance the top pic looks like those two girls were sharing a tubetop which would have been a much better decision on the photographer's part IMO
fatbellyfrank- June 30, 2010 at 5:55 pm
@ ghost "Fatty enablers" LMFAO and did I mention, we love hot sluts!!!
cecils_pupils- June 30, 2010 at 5:49 pm
"...nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" - awesome, ghastlybone. Hope you don't mind if I steal that one.
MoTropolis- June 30, 2010 at 5:32 pm
All is forgiven M-1.
fatbellyfrank- June 30, 2010 at 3:42 pm
High five to Viva,A big FBF shout out to all the Hot sluts all over the world, M-1 can do what it fucken likes as long as it gives us hot sluts like this, glassjawsh, laffin with you dude!

Who wants hot sluts We want hot sluts
Fried Taco- June 30, 2010 at 2:52 pm
I voted for ???????? ???????? because she has a topless pic. Hopefully she'll show up on my doorstep in a few weeks!
Dick_Misanthropenis- June 30, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I'd natasha single one until I got some blood work done, however. Safety moscow for something.
Dick_Misanthropenis- June 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Da Da Da Da Nyet Nyet Da Da Da nyet nyet...

(rustles around, brings out Book of Tired Russian Puns)

Ahem...let's see hear... Ah:

Damn, I'd be russian to putin it in real deep with these SLUTs. I'd try not to leave any marx, but it's easy to get a little karitonov with the hot beef injection. I'd fedor my cock to these hos.
Viva Hate- June 30, 2010 at 1:18 pm
@Sabado Gigante,
That is extremely offensive, the politically correct term for the dames would be SLUTS, we will excuse your ignorance this time and this time only.
Sabado Gigante- June 30, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Damn, these Russian whores rule
Stak40- June 30, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Exactly my question and i have yet to get an answer. It baffles me tht the UFC doesnt have the hottest ring girls on the planet.
andoy162- June 30, 2010 at 12:30 pm
im surprised they didnt get any she-male danny glover looking chick.
what the f*ck is ufc thinking ?
Sgt. 606- June 30, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Thats crazy. I had no idea that they had a Glamor Shots in Mother Russia.

I learn the coolest shit from CagePotato.
ReX13- June 30, 2010 at 11:36 am
glassjawsh>> Did anything come up? Just curious.
glassjawsh- June 30, 2010 at 11:08 am
@ Rex - you dick! i actually looked up Katia Focksei on google images before i realized that im a stupid
joshuan29- June 30, 2010 at 11:05 am
Fuck it. I'm moving to St. Petersburg.....Long Live Slut Petersburg!
jimbonics- June 30, 2010 at 10:59 am
This is all a diversion tactic to make you forget Fedor tapped.
Viva Hate- June 30, 2010 at 10:47 am
I think M-1 is trying to right their wrongs but giving us some nice SLUTS! I think we can all agree to forgive and forget if they are turning for the good. I have faith that they will start doing the right thing and also keep providing us hot SLUTS!

If not, I agree, cut all mention of M-1 out and just give us the SLUTS!
ArmFarmer- June 30, 2010 at 10:44 am
I'm conflicted. I'm totally for seeing pictures of hot girls in skimpy outfits for little or no reason, but totally against acknolwedging that M1 Global exists. Is there some way we can remove all talk of M1 from this article and replace those parts with more pictures of hot girls?? I know that would make the article unreadable, replacing words with unrelated pictures and all, but I also know that nobody would care.
ReX13- June 30, 2010 at 10:32 am
High fives to Viva...

and i want to send some scientists to Russia to analyze their water. Imagine if these women were attended by 21st century stylists and photoshop artists. Megan Fox may be married but here's Katia Focksei...and she's hotter!
Stak40- June 30, 2010 at 10:30 am
Agreed these batches need a double cheesburger with extra bacon but are way better than anything you see in UFC. Can someone explain this phenomenon for me? How can the biggest and richest promotion in MMA have the ugliest ring girls?
El Guapo- June 30, 2010 at 10:30 am
High five! To sluts!! Might wanna wash your hand there, fella. I too just touched my naughty place.

Yes, at work. Yes, in front of everybody. No, it's not awkward! They're hot Russian sluts, for crying out loud.
2DaDeath- June 30, 2010 at 10:25 am
I just touched the back button...

Half of these girls are butter faces.