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“Mach” Sakurai: Amateur Porn Star?


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The big news out of Japan today is that Hayato “Mach” Sakurai, who is scheduled to take on Katsuyori Shibata on the New Year’s Eve Dynamite card, has unwittingly become a porn star.  A Japanese website has screen shots from videos featuring Sakurai and as many as three women who are not his wife.  One of them is allegedly the yoga instructor from his gym.  One of them is also pretty hot.

We don’t want to jump to any conclusions (yes we do), but we would like to point out that this is exactly why you don’t make sex tapes if you’re even remotely famous.  It’s tempting, yes.  You’re just dying to see what your patented “Carpet Bomber” technique looks like on film (the answer is, inevitably, not as cool as you think) but if you make a sex tape and don’t immediately erase it, somehow, eventually, it will get leaked.  And odds are it will be a most inopportune time for you, such as a couple days before a big fight.

But now that I think about it, maybe this all a calculated ploy by Sakurai.  Maybe he’s MMA’s Kim Kardashian.  This puts him back in the news and adds some new interest to a fight that has been largely ignored, what with the freak shows and the big fights and the other freak shows that are oddly meaningful.  Now, suddenly, here we are talking about Sakurai and who he’s banging.

God, I hope this doesn’t become a popular publicity stunt for fighters who want a fast ticket back to the spotlight.  The last thing any of us needs is a Houston Alexander sex tape.  We already know that once the action hits the ground he’s clueless.

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Da Truth- December 31, 2008 at 12:22 am
I Saw Rashad Evans tape...he was very "athletic" for a few minutes and then was very "explosive" all over this chicks face... hahaha Happy New Years Everyone!!!
KeN- December 30, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Kukuku's comment gave me the giggles so hard.
kukuku- December 30, 2008 at 10:04 pm
just he can tell for his wife....it's one of ground games. hahahahahahahaha
Eveboy420- December 30, 2008 at 11:35 am
Could Houston even make a sex tape hes known for going limp very quickly!
Anton- December 30, 2008 at 11:28 am
in 12 seconds
mayhem420- December 30, 2008 at 10:19 am
So when does Gina's sex tape hit the market? : - )
She has been outta the MMA news for a while and could you a boost to get some people talking about her again.
Baked Potato- December 30, 2008 at 10:19 am
The Kimbo Sex Tapes - he will be a stud in amateur homemade porn, and then he'll start doing professional porn with jenna jameson and other old washed up porn stars and come prematurely every time.
Justin- December 30, 2008 at 9:58 am
Yall smell that? Good burn...
Anton- December 30, 2008 at 9:49 am
yea probably not the greatest idea to put that picture as the main one for the posting. since the site already takes a little bit to load because of gif's/ads, my screen was stuck on his naked asian ass for a minute and Im also at work. If im gonna get in trouble for looking at s#it like that, then at least put up pictures of chicks.
portlandmma- December 30, 2008 at 9:41 am
I thought Sakurai's inverted carpet bomber had some beautiful technique with some nice transitioning, but his Turkish snow-cone could use a ton of work.
Levi- December 30, 2008 at 9:29 am
Did someone actually have to tell you that screen caps of an amateur porn would be NSFW?

Also, I don't like the term "NSFW". Usually the content is the type of shit I have to look at all day at work.
auzzy- December 30, 2008 at 9:23 am
I know i could make a comment of the week here, but i am just slightly put off by Machs little grin.
W- December 30, 2008 at 9:16 am
holy shit, not safe for work. I just got fired. Thanks a lot, Cage Potato
Anonymous- December 30, 2008 at 9:12 am
Ah man..Props to the writer for the great writing
Teila Tuli's Tooth- December 30, 2008 at 9:02 am
"The last thing any of us needs is a Houston Alexander sex tape. We already know that once the action hits the ground he's clueless."

ZING!

Anonems- December 30, 2008 at 8:55 am
Next time can you put that a link is NSFW. Thanks.
Dynamite!!- December 30, 2008 at 8:55 am
could u imagine if this actually became a trend though?
bob sapp would probably cry while doing it.
fedor would remain emotionless while eating something other than ice cream.
machida would have trouble finishing.
plus, if evans, garcia, st. pierre and jardine are tweaking nipples in the octagon, who knows what they're doing behind closed doors.
BuckWild- December 30, 2008 at 8:39 am
He can tell his wife he was just working on his ground and pound game !
UFCinCalgary- December 30, 2008 at 8:37 am
What...no link to the Kim Video?
milo bing- December 30, 2008 at 8:35 am
i hope shibata is taking down notes. he could be next.
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