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Marcus Jones Still Doesn’t Care For Matt Mitrione’s Two-Faced Antics

If you were hoping that time would heal the strained relationship between former NFL players Marcus Jones and Matt Mitrione, allowing them to have a nice, gentlemanly scrap on Saturday night’s TUF 10 Finale, get ready to be disappointed.  Jones still dislikes Mitrione as much as he did on the show, and considering what a kind-hearted, congenial guy "Big Baby" seems to be, that should tell us something about Mitrione’s effect on people.  Just listen to him explain how he has no bad blood with Jones, but it will be a personal fight with a lot of animosity, and then see if you don’t want to punch him in the head.  That guy is just not in control of what comes out of his mouth.

On a related note, the UFC doesn’t seem like they’re going to let Jones live down the nickname given to him by Rashad Evans.  Though he’d like to be called "The Darkness," the UFC website isn’t obliging, even if it means adhering to a double standard.  See what we mean after the jump.


UFC.com lists Jones with the nickname thrust upon him by an opposing coach on the show.  Not exactly generous, but apt and somewhat humorous, so why not, right?  Then there’s this:

What the hell?  If Jones gets stuck with "Big Baby," why doesn’t Schoonover get stuck with "Titties"?  At least then he wouldn’t risk getting a cease and desist letter from Bruce Springsteen.

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Barc- December 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Mthomas-
I'm sorry, I've gotta say it...
To a Hammer, everyone is a nail.







Yeah, that's it.
mthomas- December 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm
All those hammers and not one "The Nail"

LOL @ CaptainPajamaShark.

I think if you can't come up with an original nickname, you should just go without one. It's not like it's mandatory (Just ask Forrest Griffin, Brock Lesnar, Jon Fitch, ummm...who else?)
NECROPHYTE- December 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm
How bout the an old fashioned name like James "bloody f'kn wanker" Mcsweeney. He was the most tattle telling bitch on the show.
meanfinger- December 4, 2009 at 1:28 pm
since we r talkin about gay nicknames and the word irrelevant was tossed around... k - flo has to be the gayest.
skeletor- December 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Andy Anderson
Mark Coleman
Martin Grandmont
Stu Hamby
Matt Hamill
Chris Haseman
Andrew Pedersen
Joe Soto
Dong Yi Yang

^^^^^^^^
All "Hammer's"

@Notsob
Note there all "Hammer's" not "Hamma's " I don't think we need to keep reiterating how much Boston sucks even tho I could go on all day, and you know this.
831 Son- December 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
@cwr- He isn't relevant whatsoever in the UFC right now besides having a fight or two left on his contract. Obviously he WAS relevant. Not now though. I guess Hammill should be hated on too though since Coleman was the originator of "The Hammer."
portland mma- December 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm
The hammer is a generic ass nickname, who gives a shit how many people use it.
portland mma- December 4, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I like Darrill, it sucks he has to go back to the service after this fight.
GSP for Prime Minister- December 4, 2009 at 1:10 pm
and

Marcus "Bipolar" Jones
GSP for Prime Minister- December 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Matt "Swollen Brain" Mitrione
peanutbuttter- December 4, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@Rex: I really like James "P.U.D." McSweeney. That's the best one so far and should be on the UFC site.

@everyone else:
Yeah Schoon is not a boss and Matt Mitrione is on some form of amphetamine. Oh and sad news for all, "The Hammer" has already been taken by my penis. OOHHH!
NOTSOB- December 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
@skeletor
stop being a tool, cuz pack up and move here you know you want too, cuz you keep saying how much you love us.
skeletor- December 4, 2009 at 12:49 pm
@Nintendog
"Dude what is up with McWeeney's fake record? No where can I confirm he has fought that many matches, every site lists him as 3-4. Did the UFC just try and prop him up a bit? Either way it's wicked stupid."

I was wondering the same thing except I have a problem with that last part "wicked stupid" I hope we don't have to remind you how we feel about bostonians around here

also Martinez v Zimmer II is gonna be fucking awesome.
ldykilla82- December 4, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Matt's Nickname should be "D-bag"
MediumRare- December 4, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Seems like Mitrione and Tito Ortiz are taking the same Lithium. They both know at least a few hundred words of English but they utterly fail at stringing those words together intelligibly.

Watching these men speak is like watching morbidly obese people try to have sex.
cwr- December 4, 2009 at 12:28 pm
@831 Son

How is Coleman not relevant in the UFC? He was the first heavyweight champ. I'd call that relevance. Even if he isn't as good as he once was he is still in the HoF'er so he will never be irrelevant.

That being said, Coleman sucks. I'm just excited about Pedro Martinez vs Don Zimmer II.
Barc- December 4, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Mr. McDoucherton-
I laughed out loud for the first time when I imagined that in my head. I just remember him saying "Teeh toe O0000r Teeeeees" and substitued the vowels. My god, I'll shit myself in laughter if it happens.

I'd ride "big baby" till the wheels fell off... (pause) the nickname, that is. Something about a dude like Jonesy being announced like that plants fear in a man.
831 Son- December 4, 2009 at 11:47 am
Forgot about Coleman. But he isn't really relevant in the UFC so Im classifying it as hammills.

@ manutdfan-- Well played sir, well played.
manutdfan- December 4, 2009 at 11:42 am
831- To be fair, he didn't really steal Matt Hammill's nickname, because that would be "HAAAMUHH", not 'Hammer'
fACE7biter- December 4, 2009 at 11:36 am
HOw did CP not pick up on John "Doomsday" Howard fighting Dennis "Superman" Hallman?! Did they pick their nicknames after the fight was signed? Maybe my Death of Superman comics will finally be worth something now....
CaptainPajamaShark- December 4, 2009 at 11:33 am
James "The Transporter" McSweeney

Roight, Oy reckon oy'm gunna kick da cunt in da leg a couple-a toimes and then oi's gonna give ol titties a propa knobbin' fuh real.
Nintendong- December 4, 2009 at 11:32 am
Dude what is up with McWeeney's fake record? No where can I confirm he has fought that many matches, every site lists him as 3-4. Did the UFC just try and prop him up a bit? Either way it's wicked stupid.
ReX13- December 4, 2009 at 11:23 am
Tai-Pan Says:
Fri, 12/04/2009 - 13:16

James "what a fuckin douchebag" "Prostitute's Used Douchebag" Mcsweeny

TIFI

James "PUD" McSweeney? Maybe he can't help being a douchebag, his last name is "McSweeney", after all...

Naaah, fuck that guy.
Goog- December 4, 2009 at 11:20 am
Or Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.

Or MC "The Hammer" Hammer.
Craigger12- December 4, 2009 at 11:17 am
@831 How about Mark "The Hammer" Coleman?

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