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If you’ve never watched any of the 10th Planet Mastering the System videos, you’re likely not familiar with Renato Laranja, who may or may not be a 27-time BJJ Mundials and capoeira champion and may possibly be made-up character who appears in the series. In a nutshell, Laranja is a BJJ black belt who has a cameo in nearly every episode in which he argues with Eddie Bravo about his no-gi system and seems to scrap with the Bravo faithful including Joe Rogan and Scott Epstein on a somewhat regular basis.

During a recent episode, Laranja "choked out" Bravo in an altercation that happened during one of Eddie’s classes at 10th Planet headquarters in L.A. The "incident" prompted Crispin Glover doppelganger and 10th Planet purple belt Matt Horwich to challenge the Brazilian to a fight in the episode above using way too many homosexual rape references for audience comfort.

As an added bonus, besides weekly marijuana tips courtesy of Bravo, Rogan appears on the show regularly in a Tae Kwon Do Joe segment in which he breaks down kicks used by fighters in recent fights.

Check out the Renato backstory after the jump:

George Sotiropoulos chokes out Renato

Renato chokes out Eddie Bravo

Renato KOs Scott Epstein

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macreadysshack- December 14, 2010 at 10:39 am
I can't wait to watch this gay fake shit when I get home.
Squirrel- December 14, 2010 at 8:31 am
He could have tried to make it slightly more convincing by pretending to be asleep a little longer. I mean do you bounce back that quick after a choke? I've never had a class and I know it's not that simple to return from oxygen deprivation unless your brain is used to low level, oh wait. forgot who I was talking about.
2DaDeath- December 14, 2010 at 4:03 am
The Laranja shit pretty funny, actually. I was laughing at Laranja trying to say GSot was cheating by using his gi against him.

I wonder who they're trying to make fun of with this Laranja character? Gracie jits instructors?
Chri534.- December 14, 2010 at 1:28 am
You guys edited out the part where Renato Laranja says, "This guy right here...he would lick my butthole if I told him," and then Mitrione looks at the camera with his sideways smile and sincerely says, "Yes I would."
TheGreenBlurr- December 13, 2010 at 11:37 pm
bravos the man who invented the rubber guard... cant hate on an innovator like that
dranokills- December 13, 2010 at 11:23 pm
It doesn't matter if its fake or not, whats not fake is eddie is a pot smoking fucktard, and I couldn't care less about him or his weird piss drinking buddy Joe Rogaine.
The_Iron_Fish- December 13, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Ok first of all its definitely staged. Second of all they complain that renato jumped on eddie..?? im pretty sure eddie shot in on renato. i know its fake so the argument is irrelevant but still, they could have scripted it better
Charming Charlie- December 13, 2010 at 8:12 pm
I got three "until you love me"'s into the first video and had to stop.
Morningwood- December 13, 2010 at 6:12 pm
I guess smoking that much weed makes you think you can convince people that was real.

playa please!
Smitty- December 13, 2010 at 5:29 pm
A shitload of good information and entertainment on these videos. Especially the med pot delivery. That shit is dope! (no pun intended)
El Guapo- December 13, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Only watched the one vid of the stoner getting "choked out". Wasn't interested in the rest. But I do believe I just got... yup... I've been trolled. Bravo, bravo. Well played, CP. You win this round. But I'll be back. Believe me you, I'll be back.
Fried Taco- December 13, 2010 at 4:50 pm
"Laranja" is the nickname used in Brazil for someone who is going to be the "dummy", the one that stuff is tested on, tried out on, the one chosen to suffer or be humiliated. For instance, if someone makes up a new caipirinha, and tells you to test it out, then you're the "laranja" for the drink.
Fried Taco- December 13, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Man, Joe throws one kick and is completely out of breath. Conditioning, Joe, conditioning!!!
fxdfp- December 13, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Looks like Renato can retire now after beating one guy...
Mighty Gonad- December 13, 2010 at 4:27 pm
that shit looks so fake :/
Almost North- December 13, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Jesus, I've never watched one of these before. I had no idea it was so WWE. Fake fake fake.
MoTropolis- December 13, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Travis.Logan is a fag. You have officially been put on notice fag.
Travis.Logan- December 13, 2010 at 3:36 pm
WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO SWEATY MEN WHO ROLL AROUND THE MATS WITH EACH OTHER?
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