(Is that an Under Armour coat? Wouldn’t that be more like Outer Armour? Or just Armour? I’m confused.)
According to his official website, Matt Hughes has spoken with UFC matchmaker Joe Silva and agreed to a May 23 fight with rival Matt Serra in Las Vegas.
Hughes stresses that the bout isn’t "100% confirmed" yet, but he’s up for it and as long as Serra can work off his pasta weight without reinjuring his back there’s no reason they can’t finally settle this feud. And honestly, it’s about time. There’s only so long you can put something like this off until everyone, including the fighters, forgets why there was so much animosity to begin with.
Hold on, you thinking what I’m thinking? Maybe Spike TV could run a special reality series that follows Hughes and Serra as they share a studio apartment together somewhere off the Vegas strip in the weeks before the fight. Just imagine the hilarity. Hughes is trying to read his Bible in peace at the end of a long day of training, but Serra is in the kitchen blasting Frank Sinatra and making a pizza pie in his underwear. And just think of what will happen when Hughes discovers that Serra has been squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube! Oh, these two will never get along. At least that show couldn’t be any worse than Double Shot at Love. It just couldn’t.
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Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:24
"Is that an Under Armour coat? Wouldn't that be more like Outer Armour? Or just Armour? I'm confused" Let me see the gun; we'll figure it out.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:28
Dude, where do you come up with these scenarios?! lol About damn time these two guys fight!
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:33
Poor Serra, he has no idea what he's up against. Hughes is going to rip him in half
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:48
hahahahaha such much animosity.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:52
Who cares about these 2 Knowing Dana he will try to sell this as some huge fight.. and make it a main event
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:57
i care....or at least did a year ago! but seriously this should be a good scrap
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:58
Serra wins by tapout in 2nd round. Hughes needs to get out of the Octagon and go back to church with Rampage Jackson.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 10:00
Serra's gonna make Hughes the main ingredient in his signature rigatoni. And then he's gonna act all surprised when he realizes that he get's no belt put around his waist at the end of the fight (something like the show he put on when he fought GSP).
Sat, 01/10/09 - 10:01
awwww man...i hate it when matt serra squeezes the middle of the tube
Sat, 01/10/09 - 10:03
aaahhahahah, awesome. nice sinatra reference
Sat, 01/10/09 - 10:27
Serra's gonna destroy him. A little late, but it will still be nice to see.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 10:27
matt serra with offer matt huges pasta as a peice offering then the next morning matt huges will be found in a dumpster outside serraorini
Sat, 01/10/09 - 10:45
aw why'd you fix the typo? now i look like a crazy person.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 10:50
Serra should be fighting at lightweight
Sat, 01/10/09 - 11:50
who gives a shit about these 2? a guido and a redneck. fuck 'em
Sat, 01/10/09 - 11:51
Oh, I can't wait to see when it ends and whoever wins will be saying how great the other one is, and the loser will be holding up the winner's arm saying he's the best, and they'll be all hugs and kisses.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 12:04
Man that's the funniest shit I've read in a long time.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 12:06
Hughes better start praying to that invisible sky wizard.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 12:33
*yawn*
Sat, 01/10/09 - 12:44
Fuckin Serra's always squeezin my tube half way. I always have to demonstrate full consistant strokes. Its those goddamn little person hands I tells ya. FAHGEDABOUDIT
Sat, 01/10/09 - 01:30
That genius is shooting at targets that have no barrier or berm behind them. Hopefully he;s using an air rifle or blow darts. Dumbass.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 02:21
Loves2Sploog he most likely has many acres of woods behind the target. Trees wont let a bullet travel 100 yards depending on how thick the forest is too, which he owns so it is legal.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 03:05
Loves2splooge, you hang on 4chonz?
Sat, 01/10/09 - 03:27
What the hell kind of targets are those? Is Hughes preparing for a coming battle against people from Tron?
Sat, 01/10/09 - 03:40
I couldn't help but watch that reality show.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 03:48
This will be like watching two hobbits fight.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 04:01
Farthammer, When it is hit with a round, the black flakes off around the bullet hole, so you have the hole surrounded by the neon. Makes your impacts more visible if you are trying to spot from a distance. Looks like Matt is a decent shot, but I dunno what he was shooting with and from how far.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 04:22
dear cagepotato, r u having a hard time thinking of new topix??/ i thought of two... how weird tom atencio looks and sounds and acts, i think he is like a real life cartoon character also how cb dolloway obviously tapped against massenzio...please see the post-fight interview where he smiles a big shit eating grin and denies tapping... Thanks, Tom atencio
Sat, 01/10/09 - 05:29
This fight is going to suck. Hughes is way past his prime, and I dont know if Serra even had one. If it wasn't for TUF4, no way Serra would even still be in the UFC. He can his hard and has some good JJ, but he is just not a very good athlete. Serra has a puncher's chance, but I see Hughes taking this by GnP in the 2nd or 3rd frame. I am definitely not looking forward to this and hope they dont try to make it a main or co-main event.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 05:52
Ha! You hit that one right on the head, Keyser Soze! If they were fighting at a K-1 event, they could actually dress up like hobbits. That would be the BEST.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 06:32
Man is they are shooting longe rifle, .223, .308, etc, then those rounds can travel miles. Even if they own the land, and it goes for miles, it is still a very unsafe and amateurish practice ofnot having a backstop. Take it from a life-long target shooter and Iraq war veteran.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 06:37
Those ae normal paper targets, usually used for long-distance rifle shooting but can be used for anything. There's nothing weird about those, just the guys standing next to them.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 06:40
zzzzzz
Sat, 01/10/09 - 08:30
Hey Sploog too bad there is this thing called gravity you retard. And since that target is about 3 feet off the ground it's not going to go miles.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:16
i dont know who i cant stand more matt.s or matt.h. hope they both choke on each others peepee.
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:34
Ha! The show could be called something like, 'Matt of the House' or 'Matt Squared' or 'Matt about You', something cheesy, and the intro song could be a remix of Que Sera Sera, changed to "Hughes Serra Serra".
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:35
ITS ABOUT TIME!
Sat, 01/10/09 - 09:45
and then they'll suck each others dick until sexual climax, then Joe Rogan will announce how explosive each of them are and Goldie will laugh like he knows whats going on. OOOh the world of MMA
Sun, 01/11/09 - 12:16
I hate the disappointment of seeing superstars on the back slopes of their careers. Hughes has been a highlight reel more often than not throughout his time in the UFC. But even if he literally runs across the ring and chokes out Serra in 4 seconds, it's gonna be a "so what" moment for me. There's no shame in losing to GSP other than how one-sided it was. But I'd hate to see him dominated like that by GSP, knocked cold by Alves, and God forbid Serra get a lucky punch in on him. It's not a great way to wind down your decorated career. I know he's not loved by everyone, but there's no denying he was a dominating fighter for a long while. I'm not an enormous Liddell fan, either, but he's another one trying to glide out a graceful exit and it's not happening.
Sun, 01/11/09 - 04:54
goog maybe he's still fighting cause dan give 3 penny for a fight so as everyone need to pay the bills and feed his family i guess
Sun, 01/11/09 - 05:55
Matt Serra will dominate Hughes - because your wrestling is just so good when your feet are stuck in a block of cement.
Sun, 01/11/09 - 08:07
RYAN ''THE MASTER'' BADER
Mon, 01/12/09 - 05:58
Loves2Sploog Says: Sat, 01/10/2009 - 13:30 That genius is shooting at targets that have no barrier or berm behind them. Hopefully he;s using an air rifle or blow darts. Dumbass. look in the background of the picture, its a hill. "he most likely has many acres of woods behind the target. Trees wont let a bullet travel 100 yards depending on how thick the forest is"
Mon, 01/12/09 - 06:55
Ha Ha...That last paragraph was funny as hell. Nice work.
Mon, 01/12/09 - 10:28
Anonymous you obvious know nothing about rifles.
Mon, 01/12/09 - 07:43
I keep posting a bunch of comments of matt hughes' site about how hes washed up and gonna get fucked up... so if yor share these views that matt hughes is a farmboy fagget, please join me in fucking up his site for all the redneck assholes that read it everyday and worship that tool
Mon, 01/12/09 - 07:58
muay thai matt seems to be a bit of a retard.
Mon, 01/12/09 - 08:35
First of all, if you use the word faggot... which you shouldn't... don't misspell it. Second... the guy shoots guns, farms, drives tractors and semi-monster trucks, wears flannel and has a wife and kids. I'm not exactly getting the "fag" vibe from him. If you don't like his opinions, family values, or fighting style, that's cool. Bust on him for a legitimate reason. But being gay isn't one. I can say I'm pretty indifferent to Hughes. He may come off a little arrogant in some people's opinions, but I never had a problem with him. He's a bit condescending sometimes, but it's usually when he's talking about a douchebag like Matt Serra. Some mild trashtalking is part of the game. He's good and he knows it. So does Liddell. So does Couture. So do all the good ones.
Mon, 04/20/09 - 08:55
matt hughes is a case of a man who once had it but lost it and serra is a man who lost it but is getting it back in a huge way serra will dominate the ground and stand up sorry hughes youre goin down
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