MMA autobiographies are all the rage these days and “Matt Hughes – Made in America” is set to be released by Simon & Schuster on January 7th. The Sun has been providing us with daily sneaks and today’s is particularly soaked with soap opera bitchiness.
“Tim Sylvia walked over to me during practice. His back was hunched a bit, like Pat’s is, but Pat I could look in the face. ‘Can I talk to you a second?’ he asked.“Sure thing.” He led me into an office and we sat down on two chairs.“No one here’s got a problem with me except you,” he began.“When I first started, Jens would say I’m a fat piece of s*** who’s never going to amount to anything, and he’d get me crying, but now even Jens likes me. Is there a problem?”
Hughes goes on to say how he doesn’t like Poor Tim and they do some chick-like verbal sparring which results in this:
“Is there anything I can do to be friends with you?”“Well, right now I have enough friends and I don’t need any more friends,” I said. “Is that it? Are we done here?”He let out a deep breath. “Yeah, I guess.”“Good.” I got up and left.
I for one can’t wait for this read. Referring to Tim Sylvia’s arms as “ridiculously long” is fan-fucking-tastic. And the thought of him crying…priceless.