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Matt Mitrione to Make Octagon Return at UFC on FOX 4 in Los Angeles


(The key to defeating Marcus Jones? A few drops of barbecue sauce on your glove, believe it or not.) 

Ever since dropping a unanimous decision in a snorefest to Cheick Kongo at UFC 137, a loss that snapped a five fight win streak that included vicious (T)KO victories over Christian Morecraft, Tim Hague, and Kimbo Slice, TUF 10 veteran Matt Mitrione has been M.I.A. He hasn’t returned any of our phone calls, and he damn sure hasn’t left us any messages, so we just assumed he was taking a really long vacation on a mysterious, remote island that had yet to develop cell phone technology…like Australia. Because surely no one would willingly ignore us, right? RIGHT?!

Ahem. Well, most of you will be happy to know that “Meathead” will be returning to action at UFC on FOX 4 against Rob Broughton. Who is Rob Broughton, you ask? He would be the British gentlemen with the, let’s call it “Fedorian” physique, who is currently 1-2 in the octagon. After scoring a debut victory (via third round rear-naked choke) over a juiced up Vinicius Quieroz, “The Bear” has dropped a pair of unanimous decision victories to Travis Browne and Philip De Fries at UFC 135 and UFC 138, respectively. He also holds notable victories over Neil Grove (via decision), Robert Berry (via TKO), and James Thompson (via WTFdoyouthink).

Contain your excitement. CONTAIN IT.

UFC on FOX 4 goes down from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California on August 4th.

Since we kind of have to ask this, who you got?

-J. Jones

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linzhanbz- May 13, 2012 at 1:24 am
http://tinyurl.com/goodb4biz . .. .
linzhanby- May 11, 2012 at 9:46 am
http://tinyurl.com/goodb4biz
Kaboom82- May 10, 2012 at 5:48 am
Caption is great. Entertaining article.
But why aren't there any articles on, "UFC on fuel korean zombie vs. Poirier?" That's like, 5 days from now.
enrikk- May 10, 2012 at 2:36 am
I laughed at this caption - good stuff, guys.

It'll be hard for you to beat the one after Jones vs Machida, though ("Not elusive enough.") - it was perfectly timed for the image of Machida unwittingly looking into the camera while unconscious on the floor. That shit was so messed up and wrong, it amused me for many hours that day at work.
Hard flip jackson- May 9, 2012 at 10:28 pm
your guys' captions crack me the fuck up
fatbellyfrank- May 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm
mysterious, remote island that had yet to develop cell phone technology…like Australia.??????? Get fucked ya smart ass cunt
Stak40- May 10, 2012 at 6:17 am
That's all it took to bring you out of hiatus?
Miles- May 9, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Lol I thought the caption was great. You are analyzing the situation far too much mcw. Captions are hit and miss for the individual reading and the writer.
RearNakedSpoon- May 9, 2012 at 3:59 pm
I like Matt Mitrione.
mcw89138- May 9, 2012 at 3:31 pm
My favorite part of this website used to be the hilarious photo captions. You could always count on this site for a good laugh with something like the Stockton Hey Buddy, the weigh-in photo for the first Machida/Shogun fight were everyone was simultaneously staring at Shogun, the photo chronology of Alistair Overeem's weight gain and his predicted appearance in the future (that one still gets me), etc. But ever since the "captiongate" incident with DW, the captions on here have been terrible - almost like the dry, Monty Python-esque jokes you'd find in a bad British sitcom airing on BBC America. This instant photo caption is exhibit "A" for my argument. Come on Cage Potato, put "captiongate" behind you, dust yourselves off, find your mojo again, and get back to creating some hilarious photo captions that once made reading this website worthwhile.
El Guapo- May 9, 2012 at 4:06 pm
I suggested "Jigga What! Wigga Who?" for the caption, but nooooooooo, to racial insensitive. Nevermind the fact the photo is indeed of a jigga and a wigga, but whatever.
Fried Taco- May 9, 2012 at 3:00 pm
I hope this is the main event! UFC needs to get more eyeballs on their Fox shows.
Kaboom82- May 9, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Pick a number between 1-10,
now multiply that number by itself,
now find the square root of your answer,
Finally, subtract your original number.

that's how many fuck i give about this match up.
smellypiratehooker- May 9, 2012 at 6:17 pm
I see your fucks not given, and raise you three.
Kaboom82- May 10, 2012 at 5:34 am
All in.
DangadaDang- May 9, 2012 at 2:54 pm
I must have done that wrong, because I got "purple."
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