Matt Serra Could Face Frank Trigg in a 'Loser Finally F*cking Retires' Match in February
(Photo courtesy of round5mma.com.)
Colorful Long Island resident Matt "The Terror" Serra — who has competed at a blistering pace of one fight per year since 2005 — may have already booked his 2010 UFC appearance. According to MMA Fanhouse, Serra has verbally agreed to a bout in Las Vegas on February 6th. Though Serra wouldn't confirm who his opponent will be, Fanhouse says Frank Trigg is a strong possibility. Which makes sense, since they're both in their mid-30s and coming off losses and not really factors in the division anymore. The loser of that fight would probably be retired by Joe Rogan in the post-fight interview, while the winner would pretty much have to take a rematch with Matt Hughes, considering that Hughes doesn't have any better ideas.
And that would suit Serra just fine. Since his decision loss to Hughes at UFC 98, Serra has spent his days working on his new 8,300 square-foot MMA gym ("it's going to be the best one on Long Island, that's for sure") and stewing over his last defeat:
Was it a decisive victory for Hughes? Not really. Should we be forced to sit through it again? Absolutely not. Best-case scenario: Serra beats Trigg, Phil Baroni beats Amir Sadollah at #106, and the UFC's first New York show at Madison Square Garden features Serra vs. Baroni for Guido Champion of the World. Ohhhhh!
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Jeeves Says:
That figure really doesn't look like Serra at all. I mean not even close.
Fedor vs. Bas Says:
I think Staten Island, Long Island & Jersey may implode from "Blow-out Haircut" overload if Baroni & Serra ever faced off in MSG.
I mean think about all the injuries from people slipping on Marinara Sauce and garlic Knots walking down to their seats.
Bob Loblaw Says:
@ Fedor vs. Bas:
Ohhhhh!
One Two Says:
Serra definately won that fight not even a question.
DannyCourreges Says:
Both of them need to retire.
omunto Says:
If Amir loses to Wereguido then he should retire too, and then Baroni vs Serra should be a "Loser retires" match as well. In fact... anyone who sucks and is just a joke fighter should only be allowed to compete in "retirement matches". That'll thin the numbers just in time for Strikeforce to vomit allover itself and close shop and UFC to pick up the remaining fighters.
Sabado Gigante Says:
Confirmed via mmamania.com:
Matt Serra has verbally agreed to fight Doink The Clown if February 2010. The loser fights Fedor in a grappling exhabition
NateGetsIrate Says:
Ducking AKA fighters is one thing... but when you're ducking Matt Serra... well, that's pretty much a wrap. Ohhhh!
BallPtPenTheif Says:
Really? I'm sorry but Frank Trigg is fucking done. When you wince and turn away from your opponent with a raised hand as if to say, "Hold up for a sec, that shit hurt." your fucking reactions are shot.
Spike Says:
The collectible is actual size.
portland mma Says:
I'm almost convinced Serra, Trigg and Baroni are the same guy. Even though they all suck balls and lose whenever they fight they still think that they top 10 in their weight class. Baroni however has never even been a top 50 guy. He hasn't beat a guy with a winning record since Yuki Kondo in 2006. How the fuck do you get back to the UFC after beating 3 dudes with a combined record of 16-25, and then losing to Joe Riggs?
NateGetsIrate Says:
Anyone know how Triggs got the nickname "Twinkle Toes"?
TimReaper87 Says:
i agree serra won the fight, I will love to see this fight happen I think it will be exciting as hell!
Clyde Says:
I thought is was spelled "Terra". I also thought that was supposed to be Chris Lytle in the picture.
Deadpanda Says:
UFC 110
Serra vs. Trigg: The Biggest Loser.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Serra vs. Baroni is actually a great idea.
This country needs a Guido Civil War to thin out their ranks a bit.
Badguy Says:
LOL your write up is about spot on. Serra is retired tho he fiths as a hobby for the slush fund, he never really was back.
Badguy Says:
Serra Vs Baroni would be cool!
radiobaby Says:
I know this isn't what the post is about, but seriously what the hell is with Round 5, I would buy all of those figures if they LOOKED ANYTHING AT ALL REMOTELY LIKE THE FIGHTER.
ijustcreatedana... Says:
Hey, you finally fixed the @#$^&&* registration feature!
I was going to suggest "Bullwinkle J" Moussasi.
NateGetsIrate Says:
Sorry to poop the party, but Serra v. Baroni won't happen. If you've ever studied for the LSAT then you know:
A: Sell > Baroni
B: Serra > Sell
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C: Serra > Baroni
But then again I had to cancel my score, so what do i know.
portland mma Says:
I agree with that formula but only because i agree to the general formula of
everyone > Baroni
NateGetsIrate Says:
Ha! Good point! I guess being a wereguido isn't that great after all.
GetUpAndKill Says:
1) The only way Baroni wins a fight from now on is during a full moon.
2) How will the NSAC address Wereguido's hair considering the new greasegate rules?
3) When Baroni turns into Wereguido, how does he manage to gel his were-body hair?
Bob Reilly Says:
I wanna see an episode of "Inside the UFC" where Rachel Leah interviews Phil Baroni. That man cannot stop the innuendos.
LAzyMmADUde Says:
im gonna predict that frank trigg is gonna kick Matt serra in the balls.
Tigercat Says:
Anybody that thinks Serra deserved that decision over Hughes is crazy! No, it wasn't dominate for Hughes but he controlled Serra for most of the fight while he was in lala land due to the headbutt early in the first round. I know alot of you may not like Hughes but bottom line is serra got a break with the headbutt and had Hughes right where he wanted him but Hughes would have none of it and fought the rest of that fight off of pure heart and he "BIG BOYED" serra. Obviously Serra has seen the tape and has to be suffering from loser denial or something. If i was him, i would shut my mouth about Hughes and let that go for his own well being. I'd love to see Trigg or Baroni retire that douchebag! If he is lucky enough to get by Trigg then i'm sure Hughes wouldn't mind giving him a good ol country boy ass whoopin that he'll never forget!
TheHuytonHandGrenade Says:
What do you mean it doesnt look like Matt Serra it has his name on his trunks duh!!!
PhilDZnutts Says:
Why does Wand's action figure look like Randy Orton?
Oh wait...why does Serra's action figure look like Randy Orton?
Mex Says:
Serra needs to drop his Keebler ass back to lw and Trigg needs to... uh yeah, sorry Frank, Obama used up all the hope.
jayhybrid Says:
Confirmed. My buddy ran into Serra @ a bar a week ago and he told him he was fighting Trigg in Feb.